Fwd: LEMON JUICE

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From: ಹರ್ಷ ಬಿ <hars...@gmail.com>
Date: 2009/12/13
Subject: LEMON JUICE
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> The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man
> around that they offered a Rs 10,000bet. The bartender would squeeze a
> lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a
> patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win
> the money. Many people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body builders,
> etc had tried over time, but nobody could do it.
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> One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a
> safari suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the
> bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed
> a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the
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> But the Crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched
> his fist around the lemon and 5-6 drops fell into the glass. As the
> crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and asked the little
> man, "What do you do for a living?
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> Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
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> "No," replied the man.
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> "I work as a project manager in a software company"




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