I'm being a little facetious today so it maybe it's time to write a little story.

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Craig Oral Somerford

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Apr 4, 2026, 4:43:25 PM (11 hours ago) Apr 4
to Peguins-Host, CraigOral Somerford, Craig Oral Somerford, 45 President of the United States of America, Ray So merford, Smithsonian Institution
Of what I've no idear with that being said. 

 How far can a deer run into the woods?
 It's half way because then he's running out. 

 What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A no i deer,
What do you call a deer with no legs?
A still no eye deer.

 Third 
What do you call a  deer with no eyes and no legs
And no dick?
A still no Fucking iDeer.

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Jan 16, 2008 1:05 PM, Donald Trump <trump....@gmail.com> wrote: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWnmqyRu7Rw
Craig there is a buzz around your name wherever there is buzz like 
that there is a chance to make 
there where I want to be. 
So I would like to become the next web - apprentice? 
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