Great Show (but we expected no less)!
Before I get to the nitty-gritty,
a little background: I'm a singer and I truly admire others who can sing. One of
the greatest thrills of my life was provided by DaVinci's Notebook when they
agreed to perform "Pull My Finger", with me singing the "girl" part - at my
suggestion.
When I heard P&S were coming to Grand Rapids, I decided to
push my luck a second time by promising to provide the two 'other' parts for one
of their Bob & Tom "Barry-Tones" numbers ("Mother's Day Song", to be
precise).
The email response from Storm was positive, so I recruited 2 of the
guys from my band - The No Rehearsal Band - to learn, and be ready to perform,
"The Mother's Day Song" for the show in Grand Rapids...
When I bought the
tickets, I noticed that the opening band for "The Opening Band" was 'TBA'.
Pushing Ms. Luck farther than she should be pushed, I emailed Storm and I
suggested that The No Rehearsal Band might be able to provide 15 - 20 minutes of
acapella music to warm up the crowd.
The email response from Storm was
positive, and suggested maybe we could do "Enormous Penis" en masse. (Be careful
what you ask for, you just may get it.) So, with the thought of opening for a
National Act (which they are), and learning Rich's part to EP - in less than a
week - in mind, I patiently waited for tonight's show (I was a nervous wreck all
week!).
We made it to the venue early, and verified that we were indeed going
to open for P&S. (I asked some small guy with a big "Security" written on
his T-Shirt who was opening. He said, "I dunno, some acapella group". I told him
we were it. He introduced us to "HillBilly" - the sound guy). We finished our
sound check just as P&S arrived.
Paul's Aunt Marlene and Patti arrived
shortly thereafter; it was great catching up with them from shows past and
hence. Soon enough, Paul came to the stage and announced my Band. Nervous as
hell (why, I don't know), we took the stage...
As Paul said to me after our
moment, "Hey! You guys don't suck!" Yes, that about sums it up. We pulled off 4
numbers for the crowd and we did not suck. As Storm commented, "You guys did
more than not suck..."
Thanks Guys, for letting us share the stage with you.
It meant a lot to me, and my bandmates were impressed with the situation. Not
bad for "4 flabby white guys singing acapella."
Okay, the nitty-gritty (This
is not from memory, but from their set list that I grabbed after the show. I
swear, this is written on the same type of tablet paper as the 3rd DaVinci's
set-list I acquired. Someone must have a real stack of this stuff
somewhere...):
"Opening Band"
"Count to 10" (Schoolhouse Rock
Revised)
"Oh No"
"Nugget Man"
"Easter"
"Randy Newman
Themes"
"Rejected Commercials" (Domino's, Twister, {something that
begins with an F}, Kleenex, Cheetos, Olive Garden, & Shame and Cookie
Dough)
"10 Finger Johnny"
[They wrote: 'X Old' next - I've no clue what
that is.]
"Internet Porn"
"Your Love Is"
"The Ifs" (James Taylor &
Bob Dylan, Aaron Neville, etc)
"Captain's Wife's Lament"
"Better Version
of You"
"Enormous Penis" (with the NRB not sucking on the
back-ups)
[Someone was dumb - or smart - enough to yell "Free Bird"; we got
"Free Bird", complete with monotonous instrumental break, and heavy Led Zeppelin
ending.]
"6 Guys, 10 Teeth"
[This may, or not, be correct - their set list
is like reading a prescription. Their was some more stuff written: "FTW,
Miranda, Ys Town, Praeger, Matt, and HillBilly. They did not do 'Miranda' or
'Eddie Praeger'. Matt was from "The Fox", and HillBilly was the sound
guy.]
What a night! It was a) very cool to have P&S back in the area, but
better b) to have a respectably sized and responsive crowd come out to
catch their act.
Before I sign off with this report, I thought I should share
something with you shared with me, from HillBilly - the sound guy. It's the
"Technical Requirements" for P&S. (These are known as 'Equipment Riders' in
the business, but it's what the 'artist's need' in order to perform. There are
several technical requirements, pretty standard, but the fun comes with the
"Amenities".)
Onstage Amenities: 4 16-oz bottles of room-temperature
drinking water per set - no sparkling water,
please!
Backstage Amenities: 12 16-oz bottles of room
temperature or chilled drinking water; assorted chilled sodas - Root Beer
&/or Black Cheery not required, but appreciated. 2 - or more - bars of
Toblerone Chocolate {not really required, but P&S love Toblerone more than
life itself and if you thought they were appreciative when you provided the Root
Beer/Black Cherry soda, wait'll you see them if there's
Toblerone!}.
'Equipment Riders' can be a hoot; I read them for fun. Iggy
Pop's was the best so far...
We got to the Merch table late, after the crowd had thinned. Unfortunately,
the New CD was "still in manufacturing", and the Guys ran out of XL T-shirts,
but I was told that they'd be mailed to me asa available.
We bid fond
farewells, and ended the night by serenading Paul & Storm with an acapella
arrangement of "Wonderful World", which we dedicated to Bernie...
Paul &
Storm ROCKED!