I believe that I accidentally opened that can of worms. :( I was just teasing you.
Nevertheless I am glad that you shared that with us. Many years ago in some ancient, people communications workshop, I learned the following.
Different folks like to communicate in different ways. I am sort of like you, in that, the telephone is not my communications tool of choice. In my current position I am being forced to use it on a daily basis. I would prefer that folks enter in a helpdesk ticket ,with the help desk, and then I get an e-mail on my smart phone, that I can be notified with. Some folks prefer vocal communications, e-mail, personal conversations, smoke signals, car bombs, etc etc. LOL
You seem to respond better to e-mail so that is typically what I do when I need to get your attention. Most of the time you are pretty good about being responsive. :)