Foody puns

[Aneesh]

I was having bhel puri yesterday, when my friend pinged on gtalk. I
was chatting for sometime when he asked me what I was doing...

"I am chatting da..."

It would have been even better if my friend was a 'Chat'terjee...

[priya venkateshan]

and also if it was so cold that your teeth were chattering ;)

[Vishwas S]

Speaking of food puns, here are a few that I've read in different places, 

1) He opened the pizza carton to gobble it down with great pizzazz!

2) When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

3) There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.

4) Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist?

Because it had a split personality.

5) What did the leftover say to his companion?

"Damn! Foiled again!"

6) And well, sticking to the theme Aneesh started, here's a line that was originally uttered by an uncle of mine, "Do you Chat with Chaat or do you Chaat with Chat?"

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Cheers,
Vishwas

[priya venkateshan]

would 'chat masala' be a good name for a tabloid which reported all the spice?

[priya venkateshan]

And while picking potatoes, pick those with the lowest IQ.... makes better 'dum' aloo.

[Vinay Maloo]

my 3rd standard cousin was making a collage on plants and
stuff...guess what name I suggested for it;"paste trees" (of the
pastries fame)

On Sep 20, 2:01 pm, "priya venkateshan" <priya...@gmail.com> wrote:
> And while picking potatoes, pick those with the lowest IQ.... makes better
> 'dum' aloo.
>

> On Mon, Sep 15, 2008 at 9:54 AM, priya venkateshan <priya...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>
>
> > would 'chat masala' be a good name for a tabloid which reported all the
> > spice?
>

> > On Mon, Sep 15, 2008 at 12:37 AM, Vishwas S <mailvish...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Speaking of food puns, here are a few that I've read in different places,
>
> >> 1) He opened the pizza carton to gobble it down with great pizzazz!
>
> >> 2) When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
>
> >> 3) There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.
>
> >> 4) Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist?
>
> >> Because it had a split personality.
>
> >> 5) What did the leftover say to his companion?
>
> >> "Damn! Foiled again!"
>
> >> 6) And well, sticking to the theme Aneesh started, here's a line that was
> >> originally uttered by an uncle of mine, "Do you Chat with Chaat or do you
> >> Chaat with Chat?"
>

> >> On Sat, Sep 13, 2008 at 1:33 PM, priya venkateshan <priya...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
> >>> and also if it was so cold that your teeth were chattering ;)
>
> >>> On Sat, Sep 13, 2008 at 6:44 AM, Aneesh <ans...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>> I was having bhel puri yesterday, when my friend pinged on gtalk.  I
> >>>> was chatting for sometime when he asked me what I was doing...
>
> >>>> "I am chatting da..."
>
> >>>> It would have been even better if my friend was a 'Chat'terjee...
>
> >> --
> >> Cheers,

> >> Vishwas- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

[Abhishek Upadhya]

The Jagannath Temple restoration programme shouldn't have called itself " The Save Puri Campaign"...

 

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[priya venkateshan]

was it sponsored by BHEL?

[SAI GANESH]

What do you say, when you are served a hollow samosa?  Samosa Sa-mosa ?

Should you pay twice the normal cost?

P.S: Yes, I was served a hollow samosa today!

--
R.Sai Ganesh
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[Tuhina A Vijay]

The media added some masala in Puri
" says Tuhina

[Tuhina A Vijay]

The stingy gal with the big bar of chocolate told her pal, "chooru muri" (chooru = little, muri = break, in kannada)
" says Tuhina

[Abhishek Upadhya]

haha,

 

But of course you need three knives to complete the transaction.  ( Mooru Churi )

yay, a kannada spoonerism...

[SAI GANESH]

Mooru Churi ensures she is stingE.

--
R.Sai Ganesh
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