Those eyes..

[Mohan K.V]

What do you call a South Indian babe with dreamy eyes, who has a penchant for quickly finding the average of large amounts of statistical data?

Mean-akshi :P

[Abhishek Upadhya]

Hoohaa.. Well, whaddya know. We happen to have a lot of eye-puns at
out disposal. Will compile and post tonight.

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[priya venkateshan]

It could also be that she just has a mean look about her

On 9/19/10, Mohan K.V <kvm....@gmail.com> wrote:

[B P Rao]

If not a distinctively fishy one!

[Shreevatsa R]

Something fishy about her sneezing?
(Sorry :p)

[Abhishek Upadhya]

Don't lash out at me if some of these jokes aren't highbrow, but just about the eyebrow.

Most of these jokes are cornea, and might receive beatings with rods and cones if told in public.

'Nayan' Mongia had a sharp bouncer thrown at him, which punchared his sight.

A tiff with the bowler resulted, but things were soon patched up.

When asked he just said, "Eye-Go".

Love at first sight is an Akshident.

A pervert TamBrahm is just a naughty Eyer.

[ will add more as I remember them]

Regards,
Abhishek Upadhya

[priya venkateshan]

the eyer prays to eyeappa.

[Abhishek Upadhya]

The bloodshot eyes got due to excessive alcohol intake - " Madira's eye "