Re: {Parkville Townhouse Sunway Damansa Breaking News Story Part 1– All Must Read

[Nat Zakaria]

Brilliant stuff

Well done - excellent read

On Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 5:07 PM, david lim <david...@gmail.com> wrote:

GA is referring to Great Almighty, the story goes...

The GA has his patience pushed to the limit due to recent events
happening on his earth; GA using his Angels quickly summoned Mr.
Secretary to meet him at his heavenly kingdom to explain charges
against him. Being reluctantly escorted by Angels of GA, Mr. Secretary
with his usual sour and gloomy face in his usual golfing attire stood
in front of GA and stared blurry into AG's face as he speaks…

Angel: Mr. Secretary, do you know why you are here facing the GA?

Mr. Secretary: No. Who are you by the way? Why am I here? I am
supposed to be at a golf course now! (Immediately, he shows his
displeasure with a long sour face)

Angel: I am the Angel on behalf of the GA summoned you here to face
charges against you. (While GA is sitting on his throne looking upon
Mr. Secretary showing his displeasure and doubt still pondering what
to do with Mr. Secretary)

Mr. Secretary: OH..REALLY? (He said sarcastically)  Is this a stupid
dream I am having? I remember playing golf and the next thing I know,
I was hit by a lightning and now I am here talking to you with clouds
surrounding us. I think I am dreaming and you are not really an Angel.
Come on!

Angel: Well, if you do not believe me, let me prove it. I have a few
questions to ask before GA will decide which level to put you into,
heaven, purgatory or hell.

Mr. Secretary: What??!?! Is this a joke?! What hell, what the hell did
I do? Who are you really to say where to put me? Do you know who am I?
I used to hold a very important position where people will come and
beg me to approve their contracts. I am also in charge of one township
in PJ. My people love me, my people gave me full mandate to run it
like I own the whole place. Can you see now the huge trust they have
placed on me? How can I be doing anything wrong?! Are you Angel for
real!??!

Angel: We do know everything about you. Good thing that you mentioned
about your important position let me remind you that I know you have
truly "eaten" quite a lot under the table during your time at the
special position, especially asking for minimum 10% for each approval
authorization. Do you know all contractors were merely working at a
loss due to your practice of 10% culture? Do you realize how many
people suffered due to your greediness? Do you repent?

Mr. Secretary: Like you have said, it's a culture, so what's wrong
with that? What to repent now? Without these 10%, how can I send all
my children to university? How can I tell people I have many big
houses and rows of shop lots? How can I buy a luxury car? Don't tell
me money fall from the sky is it, Angel? Show me you can do it! No, I
don't want to repent.

Angel: Also, do you know how the people are suffering now under your
leadership of the township? Do you think they are happy with the
inconsiderate decisions that you have made for them? Do you realize
how you have abused and misused your mandate from the people and how
you have threatened them all along the way? Do you repent?

Mr. Secretary: Yo dude! Stop pretending to be Angel! Do you know how I
fight for them? I made the promises to them at the basketball court
and I was only trying to fulfill my promises, to show them that I can
do the things that I've promised so I can be continued to be revered
in my township. Only a few people are affected, to me its okay to
sacrifice a few for the benefit of others. Nothing is fair. Let's make
this clear, No I don't repent.

Angel: Have you truly listened and gave a serious thought to their
disapproval of your decision while you were in-charge? There were
alternative solutions on the table but you still pressed on to take a
short cut and threatened them outright. Do you repent?

Mr. Secretary: It's easy for them to disapprove everything I do! They
just talk! Why don't they take over my position and see how else
better can they do? By the way (he said it cheekily & laughing) each
time I ask them to take over my position, everyone will keep quiet,
and this is my secret weapon to shut them up. If they still don't shut
up, I will threaten to quit on the spot with my team. They will surely
cry & beg for me to stay on. I have seen this happening myself. I am
so proud of it. (He started laughing out loud) There is nothing to
repent! I want to get back to my golfing now! This is getting
ridiculous!

Angel: Do you know now many people felt betrayed by you? You have
altered the whole township landscape with your inconsiderate decision,
you have spoilt the landscape and you have people crying and praying
to me all day long for vindication. They have lost value on their
honest hard earned money due to you. I have waited few years for you
to repent and now GA cannot let this go on anymore. What have you got
to say? Do you repent?

Mr. Secretary: Who felt betrayed? They wanted a guard house, I have
delivered although its just located deeper inside. They wanted guarded
township, there are guards now and they wanted gated township, now
there are more fences up although I do admit it does look like a
prison camp. So what have I done wrong! (He pulled a long and sour
face toward Angel & GA)

Angel: I am sorry that your long and sour face strategy won't work
here, so does any "secret weapon" that you may have. GA going to make
a decision now…it's not that difficult actually because you are one of
the rare species that do not repent a single time in front of the GA.

Mr. Secretary: Hey you up there, It's not my fault, It's MBPJ!! Again,
let me repeat, it's not my fault!! It's Sunway!! By the way, my
assistant also have a hand in this! (Now he looked worried and
sweating trying to lie his way out, when the GA started to look even
angrier)

GA: Now, let me replay your lifetime video, look at all the meetings
you have attended and all the decisions you have made with your
assistant secretary, do you still want to deny it?

Mr. Secretary: Well, It looks like me, it sounds like me, but its
definitely not me. My assistant secretary is the mastermind not me.
Why don't you call him up and ask him. I am merely following his
crooked ideas! I have no fault here. (At this moment, GA is shaking
his head seeing is he still trying to lie his way out again and
again!)

GA: It amazes me that you still do not want to repent. Clearly you
have an accomplice in this matter and I will deal with him after
dealing with you. Nevertheless, you still played a part in this whole
mess and never want to admit your mistake. You are truly a disgraced
product from your house of worship. I will now send you to where you
belong, few levels below my feet!! Feel my wrath! (*poof* Mr.
Secretary is gone below where he truly belong)

GA then sends his Angel to summons Assistant Secretary for a
hearing…….

To be continued…….

[pencinta alam]

This is a syoking story indeed! You made my day buddy! Nearly fell of
the chair laughing. Keep it coming bro!

[Cheerio]

WELL WRITTEN!!!!!!!!

[angel...@gmail.com]

Hi David,

Its informative and very revealing also very enjoying to read. An eye
opener if you ask me, go go go!

[Nat Zakaria]

anxiously awaiting Part 2

[david lim]

Mr. AS (Assistant Secretary) Story..Part 2

Acting upon GA’s instructions, Angel then slowly ascends towards Mr.
Secretary’s next door neighbor. While peeping through his window,
Angel is dumb-founded to see that Mr. AS is putting his wife’s makeup
on. It took nearly 2 hours for the process to finish and then Angel
decides to wait no more and quickly put Mr. AS to a deep sleep.

While escorting his soul to meet GA, the Angel is perplexed to find
out that Mr. AS continues touching up his makeup without much fuss
where the Angel is bringing him. It looks like making up is more
important to him than knowing his current destination.

Upon reaching the highest heavens, GA is in a much relaxed condition
after the dramatic session with Mr. Secretary now wants to deal with
Mr. AS. GA then listens in….

Angel: Do you know why you are here?

Mr. AS: Obviously not, you have interrupted my daily 3 hour makeup
routine. This is really unnecessary. Where is this place?

Angel: You have been summoned here to by GA to answer several charges
against you and your convicted accomplice, Mr. Secretary has
implicated that you have an invisible hand in masterminding the whole
mess in the township where you and Mr. Secretary has misused and
abused your mandate. The people are complaining to GA and wants
vindication on the matter. What have you got to say to these charges?

(As Angel speaks, he continue to look into the tiny mirror to touch up
his makeup)

Mr. AS: I don’t know what you are trying to say. I have a close
relationship with Mr. Secretary and although I do admit that he comes
to me for consultation on many matters. Sad to say, Mr. Secretary is
at time too slow and too stiff to think out of the box. I did advice
him on all matters but it is he who executed it. It’s not my fault if
he screws up following my advice.

Angel: So you still deny your involvement?

Mr. AS: I will not admit any wrongdoing. It is he who signed the
plans. It is he who wants to continue to going ahead even after
knowing people are protesting. But Mr. Secretary did come to me and
ask what we should do. I told him not to admit our mistake. We have
our pride and reputation to preserve here. Look! Talking to you now
makes me sweat; my makeup is not nice anymore!

Angel: And why have you not properly inform the people in your
township that you want to have a sincere 999 meeting so that people
can come and voice their opinion before going ahead with the plans?

Mr. AS: I did inform, it was through the internet blog. Too bad only a
few noticed the announcement, we did our best. Not to forget, we did
have a full mandate to build the guard house and based on this alone
we have the right to place it anywhere we wished not even Sunway can
say no, as far as I am concern, we have a free hand in doing anything
we like.

Angel: By all means, explain why when the people protested during the
999 meeting, was your main intention to weed out the troublemakers and
protestors by asking is davidlim here, is mark here and etc? It is not
to listen to their plea and concern? Correct?

Mr. AS: Absolutely correct. This is a smart move planned by myself
because we just entice the owners with an open meeting and those
troublemakers will definitely attend. This way we can trap them and
kill two birds with one stone. We want to shame and shut them up for
good. We want people to know those are big talkers. Those people in my
view are just leeches, do nothing but only want to make things
difficult for us to do as we please and to achieve our aim to continue
with the guard house plan without anymore possible hiccups.

Angel: Why do you have such a motive when the people entrusted you do
act on their behalf? Why did you not consider the outcome of your
plans? You have basically misused their trust in your position as AS.

Mr. AS: Wait a second; my lipstick has gone awry talking too much. Ok,
you see, my plans with Mr. Secretary were to carefully plan our way
out of the getting into more trouble. The troublemakers were able to
see through our plans and we cannot allow them to derail our grand
plans for this township. We do know we have made a slight mistake for
not carefully thinking ahead but we at the highest position needs to
take care of our face. This is a reason why I need to makeup everyday
so that I look good. Coming back to the issue, by shaming the
troublemakers, we can then tell the world that if you want to play
dirty with us, we will play dirty with you. Come to our office and see
what we can do to you. Now they know!!

Angel: Who else was actively involved in this plot of yours?

Mr. AS: It’s simple. Definitely all of the 36 street boys of our
township are involved in this plot, including myself & Mr. Secretary.

Angel: It is now confirmed that you just want to continue with the
original plan without wanting to give a second thought on the so-
called troublemaker’s objections although you have invited them for
the 999 meeting?

Mr. AS: Yes, serves them right for making trouble for us. We want
people to glorify us at our township. We want people to come and thank
us for our effort. For those people who are bothered by the fences, I
would suggest for them to shift if they are not happy. Those people
who are not happy with the guard house relocated in, they should shift
as well. These are our stand as the 36 street boys of this township.
We basically own this place.

Angel: Your tone is very arrogant and you are very deceiving. You have
masterminded the game plan and you have your 36 street boys to execute
it while washing your hands clean plus acting innocent in front of the
people. It is truly unfortunate for you that GA has powers to look
beyond your makeup and deceit.

Mr. AS: Just too bad. They are so gullible and easy to manipulate. No
one can point any finger at me now. Basically everyone listens to my
instructions. No one dares to object my ideas. They are at my full
command without me being personally doing the dirty job while I can
continue my make up.

Angel: This is not the first offence. There are many times in your
lifetime you have committed this “the-stick-that-stir-shit” in making
friends becoming enemies and now you have been doing this again in
your township.

Mr. AS: Some people are not as physiologically superior as me. They
are easy meat for me. As long as my objectives are met, I will use
whatever tactics to achieve it including becoming “the-stick-that-stir-
shit”.

Angel: Looks like you and Mr. Secretary have no remorse. The GA will
start sentencing now.

Mr. AS: Is my make up properly done? Must look my best for anything!

GA: Even the Devil acknowledges seeking advises from you. Clearly you
have no remorse over what you have done plus your clear love for
makeup, maybe I should give you a second chance to be a female now.

(GA then commands Mr. AS to become a lonely beautiful female
rottweiler roaming in the township! *poof* or should it be *woof*
*woof*)

[Nat Zakaria]

Nice one...

[Tian Ming Huang]

Very funny. Is Mr AS the chief of Parkville FRU?

--
Huang, Tian Ming
Lifetime e-mail: thua...@gsb.columbia.edu

[Obama]

Hi david,

I am glad you have written the truth and it has to be told.

Let's see how they are going to keep lying to us again in the coming
AGM.

I am awaiting for fireworks to begin.

[hahac...@gmail.com]

Hi David,

Very very funny indeed!!!!!!!!

[Cheerio]

Hi David,

Bravo, great piece of work. Is there a part 3???

[Hope]

Hi David n guys,


Can anyone of you be kind enough to tell me the meaning ' THE STICK
THAT STIR THE SHIT' . Thanks guys. Very nicely written...... is there
a part 3?

[Obama]

my chinese colleague told me it means "trouble starter", what a
wonderful way to describe. I hope david can do a part 3. ENCORE please!