Rain oh Rain

[Hannes Wagner]

“Ladies and gentleman, if you look out the left window you’ll see the Julius Malema dam, previously known as the “Winch Park”. It used to be a huge field where paragliders used to take off and play before the 2009 rains…

“The surrounding swamps and wetlands used to be cities and towns called Johannesburg, and the East Rand. It is not clear what happened to its human inhabitants although it is possible that they have moved to the Julius Malema Desert, previously known as Wildernis and George.

It is not known what happened to the politician J Malema although rumours had it that he was last seen playing with black Barbie dolls in his cot on an empty Gautrain railway line…

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