Fwd: Fw: Smile Jokes :::| Stupid Question / Answers
Dr. Shekhar Rastogi
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Date: 15 Apr 2008 20:56
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Smile Jokes :::| Stupid Question / Answers
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Subject: Fw: Smile Jokes :::| Stupid Question / Answers
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Subject: Smile Jokes :::| Stupid Question / Answers
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question -Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again?
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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's
just the money.
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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping... you dumb witted moron.
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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
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