ULTIMATE WEDNESDAY

[Ryan Foster]

Right right right

6PM Wednesday...

(Uhhh how does this go again?)

Town Park? Paonia?

Bring... frisbee stuff? Cleats? Dark shirt? White shirt?

Oh, right, and friends!

Some time ago someone asked me, "Ryan, why don't you send out emails anymore?" To which I said, "Well, Ryan has it covered and nobody needs two Ryans sending out emails." Then I copped out and sent something generated with "AI", because really, humans don't need to think anymore, am I right?

Also, let's articulate just how amazing "other Ryan" has been especially in contrast to me:

* His emails are about... things... in life... that he cares about.

* He is pretty effing friendly. (Maddening really, I am not sure this is actually a positive.)

* He is optimistic and, as I mentioned, he cares about things. (Seriously, why bother?)

* Unlike me, he is not purely self-centered and doesn't just compare himself to others... (Hmmm, this moment of self-reflection is making me feel uncomfortable while writing this.)

* He is reliable and sends out the emails THE DAY BEFORE. Well, mostly reliable...

All of this is bringing me to say that perhaps "other Ryan" is now "Ryan" and I am now "angry Ryan"... or ooh! Oh! "Sardonic Ryan" Yeah. Ha.. Sardonic. I love that word.

Hopefully, this email goes out before that optimistic and friendly monster sends his email.

Have fun y'all!

Sardonic Ryan