Did You Ever Wonder...
Panic_Planet
Why the sun lightens our hair, But darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on Mascara With their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see The headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" Such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call What they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made With artificial flavor, And dishwashing liquid
Made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests All your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day With the slowest traffic Called rush hour?
Why isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah Swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle For lethal injections?
You know that indestructible Black box that is used On airplanes?
Why don't they make The whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink When it rains?
Why are they called apartments When they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, Is Congress the opposite of progress?
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saved92
injections?
I have a "headline only" newspaper clipping I saved from my local
paper from 10 years back that says: "Inmate set for execution put on
suicide watch".
WHY? He can't kill himself but we (the state) can. Would he be taking
all the fun out of it.
"Don't let him kill himself boys, we gonna do it for him later".
CLASSIC