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CRANK 2006
 
Tagline: Poison in his veins. Vengeance in his heart. (more)

 

Plot Outline: Professional assassin Chev Chelios (Statham) learns his rival

(Cantillo) has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate

drops.

 

Crank is Grand Theft Auto on the big-screen.

 

MPAA: Rated R for strong violence, pervasive language, sexuality, nudity and drug use.
Runtime: 87 min
Country: UK / USA
Language: English / Spanish
Color: Color
Sound Mix: SDDS / Dolby Digital / DTS
Certification: Canada:14A (Ontario) / Romania:I.M.-18 / Philippines:R-13 /

 

Ireland:18 / UK:18 / Germany:18 / New Zealand:R18 / Singapore:M18 / Australia:MA /

USA:R (certificate #42799) / Canada:18A (Alberta)

Trivia: The guy in the hospital pharmacy that tells Chev about the nasal spray is

Chester Bennington, one of the lead singers from Linkin Park.

Fast. Hyper. Action-packed. Drug-induced. Insane. Crank is all these things, and

extremely entertaining too. No doubt a movie made just for the guys, it's filled

with guns, car chases, sex, random humor, nudity, Amy Smart, Pedro from Napolean

Dynamite, sex, nudity, etc. The only thing missing were some hand-to-hand fight

scenes that would have made this movie complete. Instead, we do get a nice

confrontation where one person is armed with a butcher's knife... but I shan't

spoil that one.
But yes, this is a live-action video game on the big-screen. Google Maps zooms

into the next location Chev visits and on screen text gives you its name ala a

video game's "next level" sequence. Chev's girlfriend thinks he is a video game

programmer. The opening titles for "CRANK" are shown in the blocky, pixellated

style of a 1980's Atari game. Chev is just trying to get to the boss at the end of

the game.
And a tip for those of you yet to see it- STAY THROUGH THE CREDITS. It reinforces

everything I just said.

 

SYNOPSIS
 
Chev Chelios is about to begin his morning with an unexpected wake-up call.

Groggy, practically unable to move and with a heart that’s barely beating, Chev

answers his cell phone and hears the voice of thug Ricky Verona, who reveals Chev

has been poisoned in his sleep and has only an hour to live.
 As it turns out, Chev is a hit man who freelances for a major West Coast crime

syndicate.  And a run of the mill job the night before that was supposed to be

like any other hit went unexpectedly awry: Chev let his target go in an effort to

quit the professional killing business and start a new life with his girlfriend

Eve.
 Now, Chev must keep moving – literally – to stay alive.  The only way to prolong

the poison from stopping his heart is to keep his adrenaline flowing.  As the

clock ticks, Chelios cuts a swath through the streets of Los Angeles, wreaking

havoc on those who dare stand in his way.  He must rescue Eve from danger, stay

two steps ahead of his nemeses as they try to eliminate him, and search for an

antidote to save his own life.

 

Cast (in credits order)

 

 Jason Statham ....  Chev Chelios
 Amy Smart ....  Eve
 Jose Pablo Cantillo ....  Verona
 Efren Ramirez ....  Kaylo
 Dwight Yoakam ....  Doc Miles
 Carlos Sanz ....  Carlito
 Reno Wilson ....  Orlando
 Edi Gathegi ....  Haitian Cabbie
 Glenn Howerton ....  Dr. Ankleson
 Jay Xcala ....  Alex
 Keone Young ....  Don Kim
 Valarie Rae Miller ....  Chocolate
 Yousuf Azami ....  Arab Cabbie
 Laurent Schwaar ....  Man in Garage
 David Brown ....  Sin City Brother
 Dorian Kingi ....  Convenience Store Clerk
 Med Abrous ....  Verona Crew #1
 Daniel Stevens ....  Verona Crew #2
 Wally Lozano ....  Verona Crew #3
 David T. Green ....  Hightower
 Eve Loseth ....  Restaurant Waitress
 Allen Bloomfield ....  Pharmacy Man
 Stephanie Mace ....  Pharmacist
 Chester Bennington ....  Pharmacy Stoner
 Michael McLafferty ....  Hospital Cop
 Earl Carroll ....  Stretcher Patient
 Brian Swibel ....  Dr. Bell
 Don Smith ....  Hospital Tech #2 (as Donnie Smith)
 Sean Graham ....  Motorcycle Cop
 Dan Callahan ....  TV Store Guy
 Noel Gugliemi ....  Warehouse Rooftop Hood
 Daniel Venegas ....  Warehouse Window Hood
 Francis Capra ....  Warehouse Hood Leader
 Frank Blake ....  Warehouse Hood #1
 Michael J. Gonzalez ....  Warehouse Hood #2
 Ken Moreno ....  Warehouse Hood #3
 Troy Robinson ....  Warehouse Hood #4
 Eddie Perez ....  Warehouse Hood #5
 Justin Riemer ....  Warehouse Hood #6
 Peter Choi ....  Shirt Factory Supervisor
 Elizabeth Jayne Hong ....  Bus Girl
 Toshi Toda ....  Japanese Businessman
 Sam Witwer ....  Shootout Henchman #1
 Jai Stefan ....  Shootout Henchman #2
 Jacki R. Chan ....  Cocoon Girl 
 Rick Shuster ....  Helicopter Pilot
 Ted Garcia ....  TV Reporter
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
 Candice A. Buenrostro ....  Bikini Girl (uncredited)
 Klaudia Gajek ....  Cocoon Girl (uncredited)
 Nina Kaze ....  Freaky Club Memeber (uncredited)
 India King ....  Nurse (uncredited)
Directed by
Mark Neveldine   (as Neveldine)
Brian Taylor   (as Taylor)
Writing credits
Mark Neveldine   (written by) (as Neveldine) & 
Brian Taylor   (written by) (as Taylor)

 

 

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