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Dangermo...@aol.com
Oct 26, 2006, 8:07:02 PM10/26/06
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| What do you call
a motor bike belonging to a witch ? A broooooooom stick ! |
| Was Dracula ever
married ? No, he was a bat-chelor! |
| What do you get
if you cross a vampire with Al Capone ? A fangster ! |
| Why are
skeletons usually so calm ? Nothing gets under their skin ! |
| What do vampires
gamble with ? Stake money ! |
| What sort of
group do vampires join ? A blood group ! |
| Why do skeletons
hate winter ? Beacuse the cold goes right through them ! |
| What do you call
an old and foolish vampire ? A silly old sucker ! |
| Who is a vampire
likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door ! |
| What is red,
sweet and bites people ? A jampire ! |
Dons xx
they say it were like this i were torn between two worlds one full of promise and the truth i knew would hurt, but now i try to find a place to leave all the memories in my mind, we try our lives away then stumble to the grave, we cry but still they say the past wont go away the story of my life.
they say it were like this i were torn between two worlds one full of promise and the truth i knew would hurt, but now i try to find a place to leave all the memories in my mind, we try our lives away then stumble to the grave, we cry but still they say the past wont go away the story of my life.
Dani
Oct 26, 2006, 8:38:41 PM10/26/06
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lmmfaooooooooo good one Don
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