Fw: FW: Girlie Wisdom

[Suzi B]

 

Girlie  Wisdom!   1. A  friend of mine confused her Valium with her  birth control pills.. she has 14 kids but  doesn't really care.   2. One  of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of  chocolates can make a woman gain 5  lbs. 3. My  mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves  completely. 4.. The  best way to forget your troubles is to wear  tight shoes. 5. The  nice part about living in a small town is that  when you don't know what you are doing, someone  else does. 6. The  older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight  because by then, your body and your fat are  really good  friends. 7. Just  when I was getting used to yesterday, along came  today. 8.  Sometimes I think I understand everything, and  then I regain  consciousness.   9. I  gave up jogging for my health when my thighs  kept rubbing together and setting fire to my  knickers'. 10.  Amazing!  You hang something in your closet  for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!   11.  Skinny people irritate me!  Especially when  they say things like...'You know sometimes I  forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my  address, my mother's maiden name and my keys,  but I have never forgotten to eat.  You  have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to  eat! 12. The  trouble with some women is that they get all  excited about nothing and then they marry  him. 13. I  read this article that said the typical symptoms  of stress are eating too much, impulse buying,  and driving too fast. Are they kidding?   That's my idea of a perfect day!   SEND  THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR  DAY!!!   LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH  OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY               . __,_._,___                                   This E-mail and any attachments are intended only for use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. It may contain information that is privileged, or Protected Health Information as defined by The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, and is confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If the reader of this E-mail is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited and may be a violation of Federal or State Law. This E-mail and any attachments are intended only for use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. It may contain information that is privileged, or Protected Health Information as defined by The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, and is confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If the reader of this E-mail is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited and may be a violation of Federal or State Law. This E-mail and any attachments are intended only for use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. It may contain information that is privileged, or Protected Health Information as defined by The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, and is confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If the reader of this E-mail is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited and may be a violation of Federal or State Law.