Anna to PM: I want my bill

[vikram Pal Singh]

Anna: I want my bill  PM: You have not eaten and have been fasting; where is the question of a bill?    Why did the govt. did away with 25 paisa coin?  Bcoz they couldn't handle 1 Anna, how could they manage 4 Anna. ( 1 anna = 6 paise and 25 paise was called 4 annas in the past)    If "Pro" is the opposite of "Con", then what is the opposite of "PRO-GRESS".  You got it right, it will be "CON-GRESS" ... !    Dentist to PM Manmohan Singh: kam se kam mere clinic par to apna muh kholiye!  (Please open your mouth in my clinic atleast....)    Indian Cricket team supports Anna Hazare...  "We will not win a single match, untill the Jan Lokpal bill is passed    I wonder how lunchtime would be in Tihar. Raja, Kalmadi & Kanimojhi filling  their plates while they watch Anna fasting because of them !!!    Anna and Kalmadi shared the cell in Tihar. Anna for right bill and Kalmadi for  inflated bill.