"David Garland Jones
is set to make his US debut in L.A. later this year ( maybe ). This is a
man who has stared disappointment in the face many times, whinged,
gone to the pub and always come back for more. It would be unwise, given
his track record of tragi-comic failure to predict a successful outcome
in this, his latest venture. Indeed it might ruin his image if the
planned trip turned out to be anything less than an unmitigated
disaster."