Didi Milk Honey 720p Film
Chara Fiebig
(Opening: The second half of the Rugrats theme song plays in a small rectangle in the center of the screen. Captions "Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies Present" "A Klasky Csupo Production" fade on and off on top of this rectangle. At the end of the intro, where Tommy squirts his bottle. The streams of milk cover the entire movie screen, then drips down with a stereophonic crescendo to reveal "The Rugrats Movie" logo. Fade to black.)
(The camera is in a jungle and move in the direction of a mountain in which their is a temple surrounded with Reptar statues. The Rugrats climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. The temple is dark and gloomy inside, as we are there, looking toward the outside, as the Rugrats race in. Once in the cave, Chuckie stops.)
(The Rugrats run to a tower on which is perched an idol. They climb the tower to reach the idol. While trying to take the statuette, the idol becomes a banana split and a trap is released, which causes a rock to roll toward them.)
(Cut to Tommy's room, which was remodeled for the new baby. One side is blue, for Tommy's side, which has a Dummi-bear bed, a "Smile!" poster and a trunk with smiles painted all over, The new friend's side is pink, with a crib festooned with balloons and an "It's a girl!" banner on the wall. The Rugrats enter the room to their amazement.)
Angelica: (enters, carrying a big bunch of cookies using the lower part of her dress) Oh, brother! You dumb friends got a lot to learn about the facts of lice. (shoves Rugrats en route to table) Now, get out of my way. I gotta get back to the dessert table before the grownups get all the good stuff.
Angelica: I wouldn't be in such a big hurry if I was you, Tommy. 'Cause when the new baby gets here, she's gonna gets all the toys and the love and the attention. And your mommy and daddy'll forget all about you. It'll be like, "Look, Deed... there's that little bald kid in the house again."
(Voice over: Susie is outside, singing to the tune of the first couple of lines of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", "The Alphabet Song" and "Baa Baa Black Sheep". Boris accompanies her on an accordion. Angelica looks on from Tommy's room.)
(While Lipschitz speaks, a statue with Lipschitz holding several babies come into view. Then, cut to a board that displays the names of mothers giving birth, in a fashion of the "Arrivals" and "Delays" board at airports. The gang arrive at the reception desk.)
(The gang looks at a window of a tank that has fish, a sea turtle and ruins, plus the pre-requisite maternity gear. The new mother pictured is in scuba gear, while her doctor is in an old-fashioned sea diver's outfit.)
(Pull away to reveal several doctors walking around, carrying babies. The Rugrats, in the usual fashion, break out of the playpen, and crawl out without being caught by Grandpa and Boris, who are too busy playing "Fish".)
(The song "This World is Something New to Me" begins as babies cry and Chuckie steps on one of the light switches on the floor. For your convenience, the newborns' lines will be identified by the artist singing it.)
(Cut to Didi's room. Apparently, the room she has chosen is the usual, ordinary birthing room. Didi's rhythmic breathing continues, though it's now at a faster pace. The staff work on Didi while Dr. Lucy gives orders.)
(Didi screams. We cut to what seems to be a graphic representation of a baby being born, from a baby's point of view inside Didi's body. In order, we see a blast of blue light, a group of planets, a school of fish mingling in aquatic plantlife, dinosaurs, dolphins and monkeys, stonehenge, the sphinx, atoms and finally, bright light, all of them rendered in CGI. These items zoom by while the baby is born. A grand version of the Rugrats theme song plays under. After the bright light, we cut back to outside Didi's body, still looking from the baby's point of view, which starts out as out of focus.)
(Cut to exterior of the Pickles house. Caption "Four Weeks Later", a gong sounds. Cut to the kitchen, where Stu and Didi are in their morning clothes, and the kitchen is a big mess. Didi is literally sleeping in the kitchen sink, among the suds. Dil is crying continuously.)
(Angelica goes into another room and slams the door. Grandpa is in his chair, sleeping as a fishing show is seen. The goat is next to him, also sleeping. Angelica changes the channel and turns up the volume. The first thing she sees is a commercial. Caption "Coming Soon". The commercial had monkeys and a ringmaster doing tricks in a circus ring.)
Announcer: Direct from Moscow, the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! Featuring the most amazing monkeys since Brezhnev! This is real monkey business, so Trotsky on down. The Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! (circus logo slides into view)
(Cut to a train, which pulls into a station, as the engine, which blows its whistle, and pulls in. Two men, Serge and Igor, leave the cab room of the engine, which comes to a halt, and lets them off.)
(Cut to interior of diner, where both men are enjoying their coffee. Igor drinks from a cup, while Serge drinks from a dish. Both are also eating donuts. Their train is in view through a window as monkeys climb out and on top of the train to hijack it by riding in the engine's cab.)
(Cut to the train still rolling off. Inside the train engine's cab, it's revealed the monkeys have commandeered the engine. The lead monkey, who is driving the train, puts on an engineer's cap and smiles. Another monkey pushes a lever that increases the train's speed as one of them leans out of the engine's cab to see the line being clear. When it passes a flashing "Danger, Slow Curve" signal, the train derails and crashes into a vast forest with the engine tumbling onto its side and its cars bumping into it. Before we fade out when the engine loses steam, one of the monkeys climbs out of the engine's cab, bewildered.)
Grandpa: Hey, sprouts, crate's no place for you to play. You wouldn't want to get shipped to Japan with Reptar, now would you? (Grandpa dumps the babies out of the crate, picks it up, and moves it to the next room.) I better put this where I can keep an eye on it.
Stu: We weren't going to give you this until you were a little bit older, but, I think now's the right time. Shiny, huh? And Grandpa Lou put your picture inside. I know it's hard, Tommy. You have a little brother now, and that's a big change.
Stu: Uh, Dil can be pretty tough to get along with, huh? But sometimes little brothers, they aren't everything you'd hoped they'd be. (Stu opens a drawer, then pulls out a picture of himself and Drew, when they were kids.) That's why big brothers have got to have faith. And one day, you'll see... he'll change. After all, you've got responsibility now. I know I can trust that you'll stick by Dil's side and be a swell big brother.
Angelica: Pipe down, Spike! Me and Cynthia are watching...(She noticices that Cynthia's missing) Cynthia? (Angelica proceeds to the living room.) Nice try, babies. Now gimme back my... (gasps) (Angelica sees that the Rugrats and the Reptar Wagon are gone. She only sees Cynthia's shoe on the welcome mat.) CYNTHIA-A-A-A!
(Pull away from front door and pan to Dil still holding Cynthia, as the Rugrats driving the Reptar Mobile on the street. It careened away from a car, which causes it to crash. Then, the wagon does down a few flights of stairs on a hill, before smashing through the rails and getting back on the street, swerving away from another car, which also crashes with the sound of glass smashing.)
(Cut back to the Rugrats and the wagon, as they tear through the streets. During the course of their run, they ran over some garbage cans, knocked over a trash collector and caused a plated glass truck to crash. About this time, Dil barfs on Chuckie.)
(They went through a truck filled with wine glasses, which is broken on the road. Then, they enter a park, where they bumped into some kids on the slides, and where it actually slid down some slides, before landing on a see-saw. They left the park and got back on the road, only to go on an overpass that's still under construction. When the wagon got to the end of the uncompleted bridge, a robotic arm grabbed a post and turned itself around, sending Dil's pacifier falling out of the wagon in the process. And, while they avoided getting hit by 1 truck, they ended up driving into a mattress factory, toppling mounds of mattresses, then landing inside a "Nighty Night Mattress" truck, which later takes off from the loading dock. While all this happens, Busta Rhymes' "On Your Mark, Get Set, Ready, Go" plays in the background.)
(The mattress truck is in front of Stu and Grandpa. The back door opens with the Rugrats in view, jumping on a mattress. However, Stu isn't watching the road at that moment, as he's talking to Grandpa.)
(The truck's back door closes shut just as Stu returns his attention back to the road. As Stu passes the truck, he inadvertently causes it to swerve and roll off of the road, into a forest. The truck driver ditched the truck before going into the forest. The oblivious Rugrats were still inside, having fun.)
(They approach the scene of the mattress truck's crash, complete with tow truck and flares. Spike finds Dil's pacifier on the ground and stops. But Angelica keeps going, and Spike is tugged along on his leash as he and Angelica fall into a ditch. Angelica is screaming with her landing square on a trunk of a tree, knocking her unconscious. We fade out, then fade back in again once Angelica comes to. As soon as her vision clears, the first thing she sees is Spike, holding her detective hat.)
(Rex Pester flies into the scene in his chopper. The other reporters get out of his way. After he lands, rushes toward Stu and Didi, shoving the other reporters en route. We see Rex through his camera.)
Rex Pester: And there you have it. 2 sour Pickles and: young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, little Chunky, and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace. (caption "Rex Pester, Big Action News") I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more "Big Action News"!
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