Out of Context Quotes

'For my birthday, you can paint me a bouquet of quantum singularities.' -- Posted By John to

'No nose picking trees please.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out of Context Quotes at 1/10/2010 12

'Octofrogs have excellent oversight.' -- Posted By John to Out of Context Quotes at 1/05/2010

'There are worse things you could have in your head than bunnymen.' -- Posted By Kristen to

'It's not easy to press a pleasure yacht between the pages of a book.' -- Posted By

'Remember those six months when I was cool? I used to watch Grease all the time.' -- Posted

'I always eat slower than me.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out of Context Quotes at 11/09/2009 01

'I just wanted to curl up in bed with my book, my cat, and my pizza.' -- Posted By Kristen to

'If you add okra to a primordial stock you get primordial ooze.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out

'When you play with fire, there's a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out

'There are rivets involved, so people get confused.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out of Context

'The next time you find a whistle, give me some warning so I can put on a helmet.' -- Posted

'Who needs plastic surgery when you have crayons!' -- Posted By John to Out of Context Quotes

'Many of the world's greatest foods come in pie form; like pie!' -- Posted By Kristen to

'Sometimes when you lose chipmunks they show up in your shoes.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out

'You named your stomach Tony Robbins?' -- Posted By Kristen to Out of Context Quotes at 9/10/

'Digital wine tastes pretty good!' -- Posted By John to Out of Context Quotes at 8/16/2009 11

'On the way back we had flash flood warnings, so we went to the snake farm.' -- Posted By

'It's even worse when people self-congratulate other people.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out

'I don't use chemical fertilizers on my florescent cravat.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out

'Llamas and turkeys are complimentary in the Chinese Zodiac.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out of

'What does dogs eating bones have to do with refining quartz?' -- Posted By John to Out of

'What kind of man pronounces his own name!' -- Posted By John to Out of Context Quotes at 6/

'I hear there was once a vicious backwater trade for oblong reptiles.' -- Posted By Kristen

'I didn't know that Double Negative Day was not NOT the day after Doughnut Day.' --

'You forget how big dolphins are, until one is operating on your spine.' -- Posted By John to

'Glass shards are a poor substitute for meatballs.' -- Posted By John to Out of Context

'My buddy hurt his knee; they want to put a cadaver in his leg.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out

'Everyone feels a bit more relaxed when there's some wicker around." -- Posted By

'The squirrel root of evil is EvilEvil.' -- Posted By Kristen to Out of Context Quotes at 4/