Fwd: Hilarious !!

[Dr. G S Singh]

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Thanks for sharing Harish. Not as twisted as it looks. Leaders without long term vision will always get us in the mess.

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On Fri, Apr 15, 2016 at 4:40 PM, Harish Puri <haris...@gmail.com> wrote:

Enjoy reading report of Trump's first day in White House

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From: Harish Puri <haris...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2016 16:36:22 +0530
Subject: Re: Hilarious !!
To: "Indira G. Biel" <indir...@hotmail.com>

Thanks. Quite imaginative report of his first day in Office.

On 4/15/16, Indira G. Biel <indir...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> Trump first day
> in Oval Office first briefing by CIA Pentagon DIA FBI
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> Trump: we must
> destroy ISIS
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> CIA: We cannot do that sir. We created them along with Turkey Saudi Qatar
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> Trump: the democrats created them
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> CIA: It was not the democrats. We created ISIS sir. You need them or else
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> Trump: Stop funding Pakistan Let India deal with them
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> CIA: sir we cannot do that. It is Modi in India and not Manmohan
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> Trump: So what?
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> CIA: Modi will cut Baluchistan out of Pak
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> Trump: I do not care
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> CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir they will stop buying our weapons they
> will become a superpower. Sir we have to fund  Pakistan to keep India busy
> in Kashmir
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> Trump:you have to destroy the taliban
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> CIA: sir we cannot do that we created the taliban to keep Russia in check in
> the 80s. Now they r keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes
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> Trump: we have to destroy Islamic regimes. Let us start with The Saudis
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> Pentagon: sir we cannot do that. We created those regimes because we wanted
> their oil. We cannot have democracy there as otherwise their people will get
> that oil and we cannot let their people own it.
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> Trump:then let us invade Iran
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> Pentagon: we cannot do that sir
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> Trump:why not?
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> CIA: we are talking to them sir
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> Trump:what? Why?
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> CIA: we want our stealth drone back. If we attack them then Russia will
> obliterate us there as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need
> Iran to keep Israel in check
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> Trump:then let us attack Iraq again
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> COA: sir, our friends ISIS already control 1/3rd of Iraq
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> Trump:why not the whole of Iraq
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> CIA: sir we need the Shia govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check sir
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> Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
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> USCIS: We cannot do that sir
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> Trump: why not?
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> FBI: then our population will become fearless sir
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> Trump: I am deporting all illegals to south of the border
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> Border patrol: you cannot do that sir
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> Trump: why not?
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> Border patrol: if they r gone who will build the wall sir?
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> Trump: build the wall first you idiots!
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> Border patrol: then they will be on this side of the wall sir
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> Trump: I am banning H1Bs
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> USCIS: you cannot do that sir
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> Chief of staff: then we will have to outsource the White House to Bangalore
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> Trump: why the hell did I get elected?
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> CIA: To enjoy the White House sir! We create the bad guys you sign off sir.
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> then when we sign off you announce that you have destroyed them sir!
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> Trump: God bless America the land of the free and the brave
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