DISTRESS

[Raja Abdulnour]

dear doods

bad news
my phone just died
aya is in the destroy phase

but no worries
its under warranty
in the mean time, does any one have an old phone they're not using i could borrow?

praise the lord
raja

--
Raja Abdulnour
Housestaff - Internal Medicine
The Johns Hopkins Hospital

[Kia Afshar]

I have an old phone but I recall that at times I wish I had an Aya to take the phone and throw it out the window. I will charge the stupid thing tonight and bring it to work tomorrow. Not sure how well it works.... I think I replaced it when it was end-stage. If others have a fully functioning phone, you should probably take them up on the offer.

 

it is an LG and the carrier for the phone was Sprint.

 

-Kia

[Raja Abdulnour]

thanks amigo, but i have tmobile
cant work

thanks anyway

[DANIEL J DURAND]

I have a cingular/ATT phone that would work with a cingular/ATT PIN chip if you happen to have one?

[DANIEL J DURAND]

sorry I'm a huge dumbass - you have T Mobile

[Ed]

I have an AT&T RAZR, I found online instructions to unlock it. If
nobody has a T-mobile (and I have a couple minutes) then I will try to
unlock it for you.

[Raja Abdulnour]

great news youse all
i found a phone. julie's old razr
we can all relax now
u seen the ACS lists?
longcope, barker, u shall sweat, sweat till u sweat no more (A La La La La Long by Inner circle, very popular in beirut teenager house parties, back in the day)

[CHRISTINE MARIE DURAND]

Good song....

[ELIZABETH LENDERMON]

Longcope does not no how to sweat, and we don't plan on learning.

[PETER J LEARY]

Free beer to anyone who can tell me how I figure out my UPIN number. Limited offer. First come first served.

-peter
__________________________________________
Peter Leary, MD
Osler Internal Medicine Training Program, Johns Hopkins Hospital

[JAMES LAI]

what is a upin?? is that the answer you were looking for? i'd like a guinness, please.

[JANICE LEUNG]

tanya or leroy has them all in the JHOC clinic.

----- Original Message -----
From: PETER J LEARY <ple...@jhmi.edu>
Date: Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:11 am

[Raja Abdulnour]

ill take janice's beer. she flushes

[Janice Leung]

Raja is right.  I do flush.  Rather than beer, I will take coverage.

 

Anybody available May 2 to take my Bayview CCU call? I'm scheduled to take my Canadian boards that weekend.  This involves flying to an undisclosed location in the far north, meeting fake patients, pretending to do a physical exam, and feigning concern.  As you can see, it is slightly more involved than driving to your nearest Prometric location and staring at a computer screen.  I've got most of my shifts covered, except for the May 2 call.  I'm happy to return the favor, preferably this month since I'm on Case. Equivalent pain thresholds to the Bayview CCU are welcome.

[Ed]

Temple Beth,

It is our view on Thayer that the Longcope "sleep with your
colleagues" tradition must continue. Brian is married, and by our
count you are the only single Longcope SAR-to-be.

So, now we have the names of your future husband/partner:
Cristina Alewine, Gabriel Brooks, Kendra Harris, Molly Hayes, Miki
Lake, Bill McEvoy, Steve Pugliese, Susie Quan, Rana Yehia, Omair
Yousuf

Maybe you should consider preemptively asking Baligh for Rana's hand
in marriage?

On Apr 1, 4:18 pm, ELIZABETH LENDERMON <elend...@jhmi.edu> wrote:
> Longcope does not no how to sweat, and we don't plan on learning.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: CHRISTINE MARIE DURAND <ChristineDur...@jhmi.edu>
> Date: Tuesday, April 1, 2008 3:05 pm
> Subject: Re: DISTRESS
> To: osle...@googlegroups.com
>
> >  Good song....
>
> >  ----- Original Message -----
> >  From: Raja Abdulnour <abduln...@gmail.com>
> >  Date: Tuesday, April 1, 2008 12:59 pm
> >  Subject: Re: DISTRESS
> >  To: osle...@googlegroups.com
>
> >  > great news youse all
> >  >  i found a phone. julie's old razr
> >  >  we can all relax now
> >  >  u seen the ACS lists?
> >  >  longcope, barker, u shall sweat, sweat till u sweat no more (A La
> > La
> >  > La La
> >  >  Long by Inner circle, very popular in beirut teenager house
> > parties,
> >  > back in
> >  >  the day)
>

[ELIZABETH LENDERMON]

Oh thanks for pointing out that I am the only single person in the entire world as we know it. As my record will show, I only date assholes and therefore could never date any member of longcope.
-Beth

[ANDREW KAU]

Lets hear it for single people!

Yea us!

I need some cats.

[Ed]

Ahhh don't get so down on single people. I do two loads of laundry
and one of dishes every day. I only have myself to blame for the
prodigious insemination, though.

As to punctuate this post, the baby just crapped again. 5 minutes
after I changed her.

[Kia Afshar]

Ed,

First off, Ed, Rana is Baligh's sister..... and as far as I know... Beth prefers men. Unless am I wrong?

Second, Beth you are far from the only single person in the program. I have been listening to what Barbara Heil-Afshar, Sharon Kim-Afshar, Ifeoma Onuorah-Afshar, Kim Reiss-Afshar, or Emily Speelmon-Afshar sound like for the last two hours. Some sound good.... but Jimmy .... it just seems like Sharon Kim-Lai fits better than Sharon Kim-Afshar.

From the Univ of Michigan, faking like I love research,

-Kia

[JAMES LAI]

ohhh, i've had enough of the kims. she's all yours...

----- Original Message -----
From: Kia Afshar <kiaa...@gmail.com>
Date: Thursday, April 3, 2008 9:40 pm
Subject: Re: DISTRESS
To: osle...@googlegroups.com

> Ed,
>
> First off, Ed, Rana is Baligh's *sister*..... and as far as I know...

[ELI BORITZ]

fake it til you make it my friend

----- Original Message -----
From: Kia Afshar <kiaa...@gmail.com>
Date: Thursday, April 3, 2008 9:40 pm
Subject: Re: DISTRESS
To: osle...@googlegroups.com

> Ed,
>
> First off, Ed, Rana is Baligh's *sister*..... and as far as I know...

[Ed]

Waitwaitwaitwait

You mean you're not engaged to that Iranian girl? What am I going to
do with this Swarovski menagerie that I've been collecting for your
wedding?

On Apr 3, 9:40 pm, "Kia Afshar" <kiaafs...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ed,
>

> First off, Ed, Rana is Baligh's *sister*..... and as far as I know... Beth

> prefers men. Unless am I wrong?
>
> Second, Beth you are far from the only single person in the program. I have
> been listening to what Barbara Heil-Afshar, Sharon Kim-Afshar, Ifeoma
> Onuorah-Afshar, Kim Reiss-Afshar, or Emily Speelmon-Afshar sound like for
> the last two hours. Some sound good.... but Jimmy .... it just seems like
> Sharon Kim-Lai fits better than Sharon Kim-Afshar.
>
> From the Univ of Michigan, faking like I love research,
>
> -Kia
>

[Ganesh Muthappan]

 

Of course, there's always Jimmy Lai-Afshar and Kia Afshar-Lai. I like the ring of that myself.

 

[Kia Afshar]

touche'