How hot is it?
Albee Kuminova
Your turn.
Baloo Ursidae
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In alt.culture.oregon Albee Kuminova <albee_k...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> ..........it's so hot I just saw 2 fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
> Your turn.
It's so hot the solar eclipse the other day really happened only a mile
off the streets of Portland.
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John Lienhart
Albee Kuminova wrote:
> ..........it's so hot I just saw 2 fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
> Your turn.
It's so hot that the air coming out of Lars Larsen's mouth didn't even
raise the temperature.
Albee Kuminova
I don't think any one will top that! That was GREAT!!!!
Dave Thompson
"Albee Kuminova" <albee_k...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> ..........it's so hot I just saw 2 fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
> Your turn.
It was so hot I had to roll the windows down in my car.
It was so hot I looked for shade.
It was so hot I took a warm shower.
It was so hot I wore sandals without socks.
It was so hot I complained it wasn't cloudy.
Sheeeeesh. Portlanders.
Baloo Ursidae
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In alt.culture.oregon Dave Thompson <dav1...@wdmdx1.com> wrote:
> It was so hot I had to roll the windows down in my car.
More like thank God the windows are bolted shut on the trains so some
nitwit can't open them and let all the A/C out.
> It was so hot I looked for shade.
Shade wasn't quite cutting it today.
> It was so hot I took a warm shower.
Your cold water's broken today, too, eh?
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Baloo Ursidae
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In alt.culture.oregon Dave Thompson <dav1...@wdmdx1.com> wrote:
> It was so hot I had to roll the windows down in my car.
It was so hot I was more thankful than usual the windows aboard the MAX
are bolted closed, preventing some twit from opening them letting the
heat in.
> It was so hot I looked for shade.
There might have been shade 'round Portland if all the trees hadn't
flashburned to nothing. 8:o)
> It was so hot I took a warm shower.
Cold water isn't working at your place today, either, eh?
> It was so hot I complained it wasn't cloudy.
I'm that way whenever it's sunny. Someone should go extinguish that
thing already. It's a driving hazard (looking straight into it in the
afternoon on the Sunset Expressway), a fire hazard (not too many forest
fires break out when it's raining or overcast), and a nuisance (Sunburn,
103 in Hillsboro in June).
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John Lienhart
Dave Thompson wrote:
I went outside yesterday and one of my co-workers complained about the
sun. I said it was great and she said that she had moved up here to get
out of the hot weather. "Where from?" I asked, hoping that I could tell
her a good Texas joke I had just heard. The answer disappointed me.
"Arizona." I was too much of a joke purist to change the joke for her
benefit.
Dave Thompson
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To some extent I left AZ to get out of the heat, but not to get away from
the sun. When I walked outside yesterday all I could say was "aaaaaaah" She
must not have been much of a Zonie - we usually never complained until it
got over 110. 92 degrees is what we used to call "naked weather".
My problem right now is allergies. Don't know exactly what it is that blooms
during this time of year but whatever it might be is taking the enjoyment
out of the heat. I've had itchy eyes, runny nose, and a low grade constant
headache for almost a week.
Dave Thompson
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> In alt.culture.oregon Dave Thompson <dav1...@wdmdx1.com> wrote:
>
> > It was so hot I had to roll the windows down in my car.
>
> It was so hot I was more thankful than usual the windows aboard the MAX
> are bolted closed, preventing some twit from opening them letting the
> heat in.
>
> > It was so hot I looked for shade.
>
> There might have been shade 'round Portland if all the trees hadn't
> flashburned to nothing. 8:o)
>
> > It was so hot I took a warm shower.
>
> Cold water isn't working at your place today, either, eh?
>
> > It was so hot I complained it wasn't cloudy.
>
> I'm that way whenever it's sunny. Someone should go extinguish that
> thing already. It's a driving hazard (looking straight into it in the
> afternoon on the Sunset Expressway), a fire hazard (not too many forest
> fires break out when it's raining or overcast), and a nuisance (Sunburn,
> 103 in Hillsboro in June).
I forgot one. It was so hot the moss on my back dried up.
gatt
blooms
> during this time of year but whatever it might be is taking the enjoyment
> out of the heat. I've had itchy eyes, runny nose, and a low grade constant
> headache for almost a week.
I was thinking it was going to be a mild season, but now I think it's simply
a delayed one. Either that or playing gigs in smokey bars for the last four
years has desensitized me to pollen. Might be a fair trade.
As for the sun, it was so hot that I went down to the river to hang out on
my boat and I realized I'd left the f$%king bilge pump on and drained the
battery. :/
-gatt
Dave Thompson
"gatt" <ga...@hevanet.com> wrote in message
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> > My problem right now is allergies. Don't know exactly what it is that
> blooms
> > during this time of year but whatever it might be is taking the
enjoyment
> > out of the heat. I've had itchy eyes, runny nose, and a low grade
constant
> > headache for almost a week.
>
> I was thinking it was going to be a mild season, but now I think it's
simply
> a delayed one. Either that or playing gigs in smokey bars for the last
four
> years has desensitized me to pollen. Might be a fair trade.
My problem is that it's something I've never come in contact with until I
moved here. I was the same way in Texas with Cedar. Never had allergies in
AZ.
>
> As for the sun, it was so hot that I went down to the river to hang out on
> my boat and I realized I'd left the f$%king bilge pump on and drained the
> battery. :/
> -gatt
AAAAhchooo!
Excuse me.
John Lienhart
gatt wrote:
>
>
> As for the sun, it was so hot that I went down to the river to hang out on
> my boat and I realized I'd left the f$%king bilge pump on and drained the
> battery. :/
> -gatt
And then he was so hot that he fried an egg on his head.
Chancellor Dave Thompson
"Dev Null" <d...@null.com> wrote in message
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> "Dave Thompson" <dav1...@wdmdx1.com> wrote in
> news:ughk91g...@corp.supernews.com:
>
> >
> > My problem right now is allergies. Don't know exactly what it is that
> > blooms during this time of year but whatever it might be is taking the
> > enjoyment out of the heat. I've had itchy eyes, runny nose, and a low
> > grade constant headache for almost a week.
> >
>
> and constantly hear people in sneezing fits. Same's been happening to me
> as well.
I suspect that for me it might be blackberry pollen - since that's what's
blooming right now. Don't have any way of proving it except when they
started blooming in my yard that's when I started feeling the effects. Good
as guess as any I suspect.
>Then again, I could always bogart some of my GF's Claritin ;-)
I could do the same - but I don't like the side effects of allergy medicine
either. I'll stick with Visine A and hot green tea.
And lots of Kleenex.
john_judy
> Your turn.
Hot enough that you'll burst into flames and quit typing? Oh please....
john_judy
> My problem right now is allergies. Don't know exactly what it is that
blooms
> during this time of year but whatever it might be is taking the enjoyment
> out of the heat. I've had itchy eyes, runny nose, and a low grade constant
> headache for almost a week.
>
Nasalcrom and eye drops.. OTC, and it works pretty well..
Zyrtec and/or Flonase.. Prescription. If you can get them they work great!
Good luck, I know from experience how bad it can suck... Wake up, and sneeze
90 times before you make it to the shower....
gatt
> and constantly hear people in sneezing fits.
A friend of mine commutes from Oregon City (ugh) to Corvallis and said the
pollen is so thick down there this week that it hangs like a haze in the
air. I remember those days. *sniff*
The nicest thing about east Multnomah County is the wind, which tends to
scrub the air. I wasn't having problems at all until yesterday when I took
the top and doors off my jeep and then went for a drive to down I-205 which
was like getting a high-speed nasal pollen enema. By the time I got there
I was hating life.
-gatt
Deb
the
> sun. I said it was great and she said that she had moved up here
to get
> out of the hot weather. "Where from?" I asked, hoping that I
could tell
> her a good Texas joke I had just heard. The answer disappointed
me.
> "Arizona." I was too much of a joke purist to change the joke for
her
> benefit.
>
Ok, I know a couple of Texans. They tell me it is so hot the
asphalt is melting and the dust is sunburnt....Tell me a good Texas
joke, I'll pass it on to people who could use a smile.
Deb
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(in Oregon, the pacific northWET) ;>
Baloo Ursidae
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In alt.culture.oregon Deb <deb...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Ok, I know a couple of Texans. They tell me it is so hot the
> asphalt is melting and the dust is sunburnt....Tell me a good Texas
> joke, I'll pass it on to people who could use a smile.
What gets me (and for that matter, the maintainer of wonko.com, a native
Texan) is how Texans are complete heat pussies. Air-conditioned cars,
offices and homes are ubiquitous, and people start complaining how their
chosen home is inhospitably hot...
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JB the 3rd
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| I was in U.P. of Michigan last week. 85-90F with super-high humidity
| was alot worse then what we have now.
I used to live in Marquette and remember driving around on my cycle trying
to get cool one day. The thermometer at the bank said 103 and it was
*humid*. Never again.....I hope.
jb3