1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine."
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she
says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . That will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!