אני מחפש שידוך עבור אלפרד רוזנברג

[Herschel Shmuel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky]

I have another good friend looking for a shidduch. His name is Alfred Rosenberg and he is in his early 30's. He is a modern yeshivish guy from New York who is now living in Bnei Brak. He is a brilliant biochemist hired by the Mossad to develop an ethnic bioweapon to eliminate Arabs, liberals, and mothers-in-law.

Mr. Rosenberg is open to dating women from all backgrounds or walks of life, including divorcees and converts, even older women up to age 40

If you know any young women in the parshah whom you think might be appropriate for him, please give him a call at 054-550-7796 or call me at 074-701-0411.

Kol Tuv,
Hans Frank