Thefact that the movie turned into something even this moderately watchable is a miracle. The fact that no one involved in this multi-million dollar behemoth cared enough to deliver something cohesive is a real shame. The children who will turn up to theaters in massive numbers and their parents forking over stacks of cash deserve better.
The penguins were fine as part of the Madagascar movies, were kind of silly as their own tv show, what were they thinking though to have their own movie?
And ya know, as stupid as this movie may sound, I will likely be even stupider when I see it on the video rack and blind buy the Blu Ray. What am I thinking?
Outside the convention center, everyone looks more or less homeless. We are in loose sweatpants, hoodies pulled over our faces, stuffed into sleeping bags or passed out uncomfortably in lawn chairs. I half expect to see a group gathered around a garbage fire watching Netflix; instead I find the end of the line, and miraculously, I am only a few hundred people back from the beginning. To my front and rear there are small groups of women, some who have come alone and others who have come with friends, and they prove to be great company over the next several hours as we do the only thing you really can do in the Hall H line, which is wait.
- When they are going to let us in
- Which season of Dexter was the best
- Why one of the girls keeps track of her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics in a spreadsheet
- When they are letting us in
- The year the Twilight people took over the Hall H line, and how that was the worst year, and how you basically could not get near the Hall H line that year without an armed military escort
- When they are letting us in
A little past 10AM, after nearly six hours in line, the actually pretty-well-organized security forces of Comic-Con let us into the hall, congratulating us as we stream into the cavernous space. I immediately lose track of all my line companions and forget their names and what they looked like.
The next movie is Penguins of Madagascar, which is a spin-off of the third sequel to Madagascar. I am prepared to hate this movie, but then everything they show us turns out to be pretty funny, including an opening scene featuring a faux-nature-documentary voiceover from a self-parodying Werner Herzog. The first three Madagascar movies made enough money that they were able to get John Malkovich to play an octopus and Benedict Cumberbatch to play a fox, the latter of which feels a bit on the nose. Twenty minutes or so into this panel, Malkobatch (as I decide to call the couple) saunter out to feign enthusiasm over their involvement. My sole takeaway from all this is that Benedict Cumberbatch is indescribably beautiful, and I say so on Twitter. That turns out to be the most popular thing I tweet the entire week.
The next day I feel like I should learn something about Comic-Con, so I attend a panel called "The Future of Geek." It turns out to be a panel about the future of Comic-Con. The future turns out to be somewhat uncertain. Rob Salkowitz, the author of Comic-Con and the Business of Pop Culture, tells us that people seem to enjoy Comic-Con less each year. A majority of respondents to post-event surveys say the big conventions are too stressful and need to be better organized. "This is where the war is going to be won and lost," Salkowitz says.
Apparently DreamWorks planned to make a film off of the penguins since 2005, but they decided t make it a direct to DVD feature instead, and for it to be released in 2009. That did not go anywhere, and they announced to the public in 2011 that there will be a theatrical release to the film that we know today. In 2012, it was given a release date of March 2015, but they pushed it up a few months ago to late 2014.
So the film starts in Antarctica, where there is an unhatched egg that rolls to a penguin herd. There are 3 little penguins, named Skipper (Tom McGrath), Kowalski (Chris Miller), and Rico (Conrad Vernon), who are unimpressed with the boring penguin lifestyle, and the other penguins are careless about the egg going past them, since it is nature for some of them to die, causing the three to reject nature. They leave the herd to catch the egg, which lands on a ship. The nature documentary crew shoves the penguins to the ship (for some drama), and saves the egg from a leopard seal. The egg hatches to be the 4th and final penguin of their crew; Private (Christopher Knights).
The penguins escape the Octopus`possession and his lair, and roam through Venice to make sure that he does not catch up. Soon enough, the penguins are rescued by a n undercover task force called North Wind, which consists of a wolf called Classified (Benedict Cumberbatch), a seal named Short Fuse (Ken Jeong), a polar bear named Corporal (Peter Stormare), and an own named Eva (Annet Mahendru), and right as the wolf tries to explain who they are/what they do, an penguin keeps on eating a cheesy, which is supposed to be funny, but it gets old fast. Typical DreamWorks style, especially because in this film, the comic reliefs are promoted to mains. They are supposed to help the hopeless animals they need (thinking the penguins are DIDs), and they have been tracking Dave for a while. Classified wants the penguins to tell them everything they know regarding to Dave, and the penguins cannot even accomplish that, without trying to be funny. The North Wind knows that Dave has a Medusa serum, which Rico throws up, since he stole it from them.
The North Wind is irritated with the penguins, and sends them to the nearest remote base (which is Madagascar), since they are too incompetent to help, though the penguins want to help take him down. Classified tranquilizes them, so he can put them on a plane, only for the penguins to wake up mid flight, and to escape the plane. The penguins land in Rio de Janero, Brazil (how in the hell is that on the way to Madagascar?), and they see on the news that penguins from all over the world start to go missing, and they somehow find out that Dave is going to Shanghai. While they create a plan for this to work, Private feels unimportant, since his only part in the plan is to look cute in a disguise.
The penguins eventually catches him, but the North Wind tracks Dave down, only to see this. The North Wind feels like they ruined things, and as they argue with the penguins, Dave manages to escape. They take the North Wind`s jet (to try to follow Dave`s submarine), but they screw that up, and the jet ends up blowing up. The penguins and North Wind are on a raft, but they are able to track Dave down with a homing device.
He shows the penguins that he is not going to kill them, but something much worse. He is going to use a ray to shoot the Medusa serum to turn them all into disfigured, mentally, and physically deformed monsters, causing them to be loathed, and not loved by the people. I have to say that this goal kind of makes sense, and he demonstrates this on a grasshopper.
The penguins and North Wind arrives to the remote island, and Classified and Skipper argue over what is the best plan to save Private and the other penguins, though as Classified uses a bunch of technology to explain his plans, Skipper realizes that their way of doing things is not going to work, and that they should leave it to the professionals, which the other 2 penguins are shocked by. When it comes to putting the plan into action, the North Wind`s plan quickly fails, and all of them are captured by Dave. He uses Private for the first penguin to be hit with the Medusa serum, with the other penguins telling Dave that it is all he has to him, which annoys Private.
You know what? I wrote a bunch about the climax of the film, and it did not save, I do not feel like rewatching the last 20 minutes to type that long dialogue again, so I will give you the jist of what you need to know. The serum is shot on all of the penguins, they are released to be repulsed by the humans, Private reunites with his team, the North Wind destroys the headquarters, the penguins realize that to reverse the serum is to put something of cuteness, which Private sacrifices himself for. After a long battle, and technological issues, a cheeto hits the button, causing Dave to be defeated. Dave is minimized and put into a snow globe (which a girl takes), and Private is pink, and has antlers as a side effect. North Wind gives them jet packs to make it up to them, and the penguins fly around.
The animation is just as good as the other three Madagascar films (and I actually got a good quality video to see it), though it is not as fast paced. When they do all of the technological scenes, it makes the film look so much more sophisticated than the other films, but it makes sense, since we are not in zoos, and this is a different type of film than the others. While I wish the locations were more memorable, I am impressed.
The music is the typical spy adventure music you would see in the film. There are no songs in this film, an the score does give off the sense of adventure really well, though it is definitely not the first thing that is on your mind.
Even without international releases, past films (WDAS, DreamWorks, etc) have made more than Big Hero 6 has in the duration that it has been out in theaters. It is just that it has been out for almost 2 months, and it has made so little.
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