Length of the Armadillo Penis

[D. Deming]

As reported in the August 28 issue of the
prestigious journal Nature, "it is true that
Armadillos have exceptionally large penises.
The penis of
a nine-banded Armadillo is one third of
its body length. In other Armadillo species,
it can be a full two-thirds of body length.

This is based on an article which originally
appeared in the Journal of Morphology
by one Diane Kelly. Kelly explains that she
studied Armadillo penises because Armadillos
are abundant as road-kill in northern Florida.
_

[Kim Elmore]

In article <ddeming-16...@ddeming.gcn.ou.edu>,

Deming? Is that you? Or did Ellen hack into the gcn? If it
*is* you, what in the world was the point of this post? Is
this just "informational?" One of those fun facts with
which we can amaze and amuse our friends? It's certainly
that!

If it isn't you, then nevermind...

Kim Elmore

[Ddeming]

>Deming? Is that you?

I'll never tell.

Or did Ellen hack into the gcn? If it
>*is* you, what in the world was the point of this post?

What post?

>Is this just "informational?" One of those fun facts with
>which we can amaze and amuse our friends? It's certainly
>that!
>

Our next expose will be on the penis size of over the road truck drivers
as reported in an article by Sally Sleeze, a $20 hooker at the truck stop
near the Ft. Smith exit on I-40.

>If it isn't you, then nevermind...
>

Mind who?

>Kim Elmore

[Timothy Melton]

In article <slrn61tjnd....@manifold.algebra.com>,
Igor Chudov @ home <ich...@algebra.com> wrote:

>Wow, I am thinking just how deep must be Armadillo vaginas...

Oh, I don't know if that necessarily follows. There was an excellent
program on the Discovery Channel (or TLC, or somesuch) a while back that
examined penis design. Some are articulated, some are designed to
penetrate seminal "plugs" placed in the vagina by earlier courters, some
are piston-shaped to pull out said plugs, etc... Fascinating stuff.

Opps, I said "penis" on a newsgroup. If OCAF otw?

Tim
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