Bhagwan sab dekh raha hai. Sab, except your slippers, that is. Which is why, more often than not, they get stolen from outside temples. Hire a chappal protector today so that you can worship in peace.
If you too are tired of hearing taunts like these from your beloved mother, then worry not. Find someone who can do this tedious task on your behalf while you become your maa ki aankhon ka taara once again.