Ruth Gets her "Severence Package"

[DevoShire]

In an earlier time, Ruth had saved the network with her perky, vivacious style. But that was over twenty years ago, and her ratings had sagged even lower than her breasts. So the network execs became desperate to find a way to get out of her lifetime, no-fire contract. Then, a sudden brainstorm: "The Guillotine Illusion" gone awry.

 

Yeah, thats the ticket...

[DevoShire]

She was a little surprised when she saw the guillotine illusion on the set, but it was the Halloween special and she cheerfully played along.

 

The network paid out a reasonable settlement, but made the money back and then some by selling the DVD of Ruth's last show, so everyone was made whole, er, well...ALMOST everyone.

 

THE END