Fwd: Fw: Kabur dari RSJ

[Johannes Masduki]

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From: georgine sudiono <georgin...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, May 13, 2016 at 11:36 PM
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Kabur dari RSJ

Alkisah dua (2) orang pasien rumah sakit jiwa (RSJ) yang sudah akut, Amir dan Bahlul, sedang merancang dengan seksama caranya untuk bisa kabur dari RSJ tempat mereka sedang dirawat.
Amir: "Langkah pertama kita lari secepat mungkin ke pintu gerbang utama."
Bahlul: "Langkah kedua, kita pukul petugas jaga pintu sampai pingsan."
Amir: "Langkah ketiga kita rebut kunci pintu dari petugas jaga pintu gerbang."
Bahlul: "Langkah keempat kita buka pintu gerbang dengan kunci lalu kita kabur dengan cara lari secepatnya...."

Pada hari dan jam yang telah mereka tentukan, kedua pasien RSJ itu lari secepat mungkin ke pintu gerbang RSJ. Di sana mereka tidak menemukan satu orang penjagapun dan pintu gerbang RSJ sudah terbuka lebar-lebar.
Amir: "Duh gimana nih. Rencana kita gagal total. Ternyata tidak ada penjaga; dan pintu gerbang sudah terbuka lebar..."
Bahlul: "Ya, betul. Kita terpaksa harus kembali dan besok kita ulangi lagi...."

Akhirnya 2 pasien RSJ itu batal kabur dan kembali lagi ke ruang perawatan.


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From: "Tedjasendjaja" <tedjasendja...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 11 May 2016 22:17:52
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Subject: TIPS IF YOU FIGHT WITH YOUR HUSBAND

TIPS IF YOU FIGHT WITH YOUR HUSBAND

Fight between husband and wife ... instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force...  write poems to each other.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

                          HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.                             
HUSBAND ;
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you !!! 😝😝


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