Fwd: Einstein missed out these laws

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From: Fr.Joshua abraham <jabrah...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Sep 14, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Subject: Einstein missed out these laws
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LAW OF QUEUE:   If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.         LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:   After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.       LAW OF THE WORKSHOP   :   Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.         LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:     The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.         LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:   The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.