Some Humourous side...................
A woman writes to the IT:
Dear Tech Support,
I had upgraded my Boyfriend No. 5 to Husband No. 1 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly in it as Boyfriend 5.
In addition, Husband 1 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS, MONEY and CRICKET.
Conversation no longer runs and House cleaning simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
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Regards
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Reply
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears and do not forget to install the Guilt update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1 to default to Silence or Beer or Talaque.
Please note that Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.
In summary, Husband 1 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking and Hot Looks.
If it does not work and you are not comfortable, buy a new Programme, HUSBAND N0. 2
Good Luck Madam!
Best Regards;
IT SUPPORT DESK
Have a nice day!!!
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