in answer to famous US reporter' s recent communication on
sci.geo.geology
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*WHAT DO EXTRATERRESTRIALS WANT FROM US?
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*< (An Editorial by Ed Conrad)
*< (A response from an extraterrestrial follows.)
*Well, for sure, they wouldn't want our paper money. Too damn
*contaminated, for one thing, transporting bacteria -- and germs
*-- around faster than the Orient Express.)
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*< AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL RESPONDS
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*Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage
*Delta 64) has written:
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*There WAS a possibility that humans could contribute to civilizing
*the universe but they have proven to be violent and shortsighted
*for that. Instead they will be left alone until they kill themselves
*off.
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Kind REPLY forwarded for the benefit of all
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Dear Mr Conrad,
I was witness beginning last July of an amazing event to which I wish
to give testimony, indicating that La Rochelle could become a
privileged town in further contact with Superior ET Intelligences.
During the evening I was cleaning & clearing in the back yard some
tools I had been using in gardening, and the evening was already well
set. The stars were all up & alight in the sky and the remaining day
light, was fading in the South over the Sea. There was no Mooon.
Sudden I noticed two satellites climbing fast from the South, and
reaching a point approx 45° from my position. Satellites are common
sight but two in a team was bizarre and this why it gave all my
attention to the observation.
Once they (the lights) had reached that position in relation to me, I
started to become dizzy, could not focus anymore on the lights & the
stars were dancing before my eyes till I fell on my knees having lost
my balance. I kept on looking & called upon my wife who sighted
immediately an immense type of dirigible the size of a Cargo Ship
progressing fast & without the slightest noise at min 3 times a jet
speed ( I happen to have a commercial pilot licence) Myself, I could
not made up clearly how big it was since I was trying to get up &
falling back on the lawn..
As the huge cigar shaped UFO went veering towards the East at
constant speed & altitude, to keep on watching that craft, I crawled
on all fours across the gravel yard and up to Eastern lawn & was again
on my knees following de visu ( as best as I could with my blurred
eyes sight ) the amazing demonstration of ET Technology.
Suddenly the UFO disappeared into the night haze and immediately I was
back on my feet with my eyes sight returned to normal.
I have to say that I was deeply moved by the experience, and still
now wonder why I was so affected while my young wife was not ( 11
years younger than me) & also why noone else in La Rochelle reported
nor saw the event. I had some friends at that very time at the beach
( La Concurrence) will full view over the unobstructed sea right up to
the Ile de Ré.
But this is not all. A friend living across the street told me
yesterday only that he sighted, in May, an immense bar of darkness
coming over his building from the North & in perfect demonstration of
alien technology, sliding in direction of the South at no more than
500 m level with all lights out. The shape over the night sky since it
was 11 pm, was of a triangle flying with the leading edge as a side of
the that triangle. Its estimate speed was no more than 100 km/h
Certainly this type of knowledge & engineering know how would make
obsolete all types of trying Earth slow moving plane & make La
Rochelle no more than 1/2 hour flying time to Perth or Tianjin
Thank you for your intellectual courage in addressing such non-
political correct issue
With best regards
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Australia Mining Pioneer
Dear Mr Conrad,
the Ile de R�.
But this is not all. A friend living across the street told me
yesterday only that he sighted, in May, an immense bar of darkness
coming over his building from the North & in perfect demonstration of
alien technology, sliding in direction of the South at no more than
500 m level with all lights out. The shape over the night sky since it
was 11 pm, was of a triangle flying with the leading edge as a side of
the that triangle. Its estimate speed was no more than 100 km/h
Certainly this type of knowledge & engineering know how would make
obsolete all types of trying Earth slow moving plane & make La
Rochelle no more than 1/2 hour flying time to Perth or Tianjin
Thank you for your intellectual courage in addressing such non-
political correct issue
With best regards
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Australia Mining Pioneer
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Le-Turd - Have you been talking to old Horus and Titi again?
Remember they are no longer with us - they are buried at the bottom of your
garden.
Oh yeah ! You had better watch out for those nasty little fairies too !
I am pleased to note that my reply was acknowledge from the Australia
Hell on Earth, as the answer from one of its leading Criminal &
Criminals's supporter indicates.
Hence it has been available to many thousand of other Antipodean
Morons indeed, who ( I should use which in fact) were barely stirred
from their permanent Zombified state !
What a pity to have done so much for such worthless & criminal
Morons' riddled country !
But all those veins still go in there all feeding that tiny little nodule
which tries to work so hard, but never quite gets there.
You pooer French demented sod !!!
There are a number of things you can do in order to get by with your
affliction.
Firstly you must realize that you have a problem in the first plasce.
Surely you must realize that you are a demented Nutter. If you don't
believe me, please take my word for it, you DEFINITELY are a NUTTER.
The second thing you must do is to minimize the amount of work you give that
poor little pin sized organ of yours. You must treat it with respect and
nurture it.
Don't nover load it. Forget all about that COSMIC BULLSHIT. It's all CRAP.
The third thing you must do is to stop confusing that small organ if yours
with conflicting information. Stop talking with poor old Horus and Titi.
They are with us no longer and no amount of talking to them will do you any
good.
Your worst enemy though are those nasty little fairies at the bottom of your
garden. You must avoid them at ALL costs. They are no good for your small
pin-head sized brain. They fill yoir brain with all sorts of demented CRAP.
The fourth thing you must do, Le-Turd, is to stay away from that cheap red
plonk you French Frogs grow over there. It is full of all sorts of
pollutants from the polluted soil and groundwater you poor Frogs have to
bear over there.
What you need is some good quality Australian wine - not cheap French plonk.
It will poison your brain even further. Remember Napoleon suffered the same
fate. He died from all the poisons which accumulated in his body.
The fifth thing you must do is to stop shoving that rubber hose up your
arse. If God had intended us to do that we would have all been born with
reubber hoses stuck up our arses. It is simply no good for you., Your poor
little arsehole has to cope with too much already. You shit out of it and
you also talk out of it, so it is overworked already.
And Le-Turd stop playing with it, remember it is at the arse end of your
world.
The sixth thing you must do is to stop WANKING. Remember you have been
inducted into the French hall of fame as France's GREATEST WANKER. Have you
heard anything from the city administrators of La Rochelle yet? I sent then
an email about nominating you as a famous person who has lived in La
Rochelle.
The seventh thing you must do is to come to trhe conclusion that you were
wrong all along and that you are not a famous geologist but you are just
some poor demented, deluded French Nutter.
Finally you must apologize and learn how to repent. You must get down on
your knees and bow your head. You must then place your head between your
knees and shove your head up your arse.
If you repent to the correct degree and shove your head up your arse far
enough, you will completely dissappear and your problems (and ours) will be
SOLVED.
Interesting comment from such typical australian Manure ...
First of all degenerate Antipodean Filth when speaking to a Frenchman,
you must use the terms which commonly define such great people in the
Land of Bastards & Degenerate Convict Criminals : australia ... That
Hell on Earth indeed !
In clear : FROGS !
or still better
CHEESE EATING SURRENDERING FRENCH FROGS !
... and also do not forget to prop up all those white flags stories
about the French, which you yellow australian Cowards peddle at each
opportunity !!!
Nothing less than that will be accepted since showing that you,
Australian Degenerate Criminal Convict Scum & Yellow Japanese
Surrendering Australian Cowards, are putting an act of Hiding the
real way you think, fucking Manure, about France & the French !
You gutless Shit indeed, since confronted to International scrutiny,
are careful not to show up you real contemptible attitude towards
superior intelligence than yours, ANTIPODEAN FILTH !!!
also Rabbid Australian Cunt, part of a community of such Antipodean
Corrupt Filth, you are very careful to hide your real identity being
the alleged name of former Jew PM Hawke ... that clueless Rhodes
scholar idiot !
Do you eat Kosher too, Circumcised Son of a Khazar Bitch ?
Finding such immense richness for the Land of Bastards and a worthless
congregation of Human Filth, has been the cross I bore all my
life ...indeed no recognition nor gratitude to expect from such
degenerate Australian Heinous Pukes ...form top to bottom one who has
lived in such Hell on Earth finds the same hateful, mindless, greedy,
dirty, stinking animal like shadow of humanity called the australian
shit ! If I did not know of the contrary from what the ignorant of
Darwin imbecile affirms ( the australian Morons have even name a town
about that cunt) I would say that THE AUSTRALIAN ANIMAL LIKE SHADOW OF
HUMANITY IS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN THE MAGGOT & THE TOAD
Needless to say that adjusting your violins due to the new tune
imposed to you by Internet information about you, Australian Filth,
will not change a iota of what I know about you all ... You can keep
'honouring" your frauds such as Tyrwhitt, Thomson, Barr, etc you can
keep on blathering endlessly like those West Australia & Canberra
Whorehouse aka Parliaments Sons of Bitch, you can keep on falsifying
your own fucking worthless History, you can keep on hating one who
with tremendous little means generated so much wealth, jobs etc for
you all Australian Manure ... I am not interested at all in anything
from you except you, gutless shit bitting the dirt !
... and the immense Drought in which you are completely immerse since
11 years is filling my heart with ease & pleasure. I have been asking
it & anything I have required you have received across you fucking
liars & thieves fat mouths ! As you are unable to understand,
degenerate australian Morons, there is a direct relation between the
Collective Chastisement you are enduring now and the Collective Crimes
you committed willfully ... hence it's my privilege to announce to you
all, immoral Antipodean Australian Manure that it will continue as per
Orders Issued till the Great Sandy Desert extends over all the Land of
Bastards, covers & clear out from the Earth surface even the souvenir
that that heinous country of 2 legged murdering animals even existed
No regards
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Australia Mining Pioneer
Discoverer & Legal Owner of Telfer Mine (Australia largest Copper &
Gold Mine)
Nifty (Cu) & Kintyre (U, Th) Mines, all in the Great Sandy Desert
Exploration Geologist & Offshore Consultant
Founder of the True Geology
~ Ignorance is the Cosmic Sin, the One Never Forgiven ~
for background info.
http://www.tnet.com.au/~warrigal/grule.html
http://users.indigo.net.au/don/tel/index.html
http://users.indigo.net.au/don/tel/nac.html
http://members.iimetro.com.au/~hubbca/turcaud.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/bbing/stories/s28534.htm
"True Geology" Foundation Document
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/69327
"Turcaud Bath" as a free gift to Suffering Humanity
http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/107947