Of Speights and Southern Men
Paul Kerr
from the Small Island to understand the logic of not getting involved
with women who don't drink Speights. It's time for someone to post the
lyrics of what should be our new national anthem.
Yes it's the Southern Man song
Some of the boys,
got it into their heads
'bout movin' up north,
to follow the bread.
That ain't for me
that kinda thing just don't rate
this is one southern boy,
who ain't crossin' the straight
Now, I might not be rich
but I like things down here
we got the best lookin' girls
and the best damn beer.
So, you can keep your queen city
with your cocktails and cool
give me a beer in a seven
with the boys shootin' pool.
<refrain>
'Cause I'm a Southern Man
well I'm southern bread
I've got the South in my blood
and I'll be here 'till I'm damn well dead
I I I I'm a Southern Man
well I'm southern bread
I've got the South in my blood
and I'll be here 'till I'm damn well dead
Here we just know,
what makes a southern boy tick
and it ain't margaritas,
with some fruit on a stick.
Well, it my might not be fancy
but when you come from down here
you know you got the best girls
and ya got the best beer
<refrain>
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Cheers PK
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"It's a hard road finding the perfect woman boy"
Brian Harmer
es.co.nz> wrote:
>'Cause I'm a Southern Man
>well I'm southern bread
A true loafer, no doubt :-)
>I've got the South in my blood
>and I'll be here 'till I'm damn well dead
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Brian Harmer
http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~bharmer/
I may not be disgruntled but I am far from gruntled
P G Wodehouse
Colin Francis
>On Wed, 18 Nov 1998 13:30:58 +1300, Paul Kerr <"pekay"@NOSPAM
>es.co.nz> wrote:
>
>
>>'Cause I'm a Southern Man
>>well I'm southern bread
>A true loafer, no doubt :-)
You are a bit crusty ain't ya ??
..Col..
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Matt Silberstein
Francis):
>brian....@vuw.ac.nz (Brian Harmer) wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 18 Nov 1998 13:30:58 +1300, Paul Kerr <"pekay"@NOSPAM
>>es.co.nz> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>'Cause I'm a Southern Man
>>>well I'm southern bread
>>A true loafer, no doubt :-)
>You are a bit crusty ain't ya ??
And the North Island is to the yeast anyway. Butter not say anymore.
Rye humor offends some people. We kneed to leaven this alone. Dough
not bother to rise up and complain.
Sorry.
Matt Silberstein
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Ain't there one damn song that can make me
break down and cry.
David Bowie
Sarndra
Colin Francis wrote in message <3652305c...@newsch.es.co.nz>...
>brian....@vuw.ac.nz (Brian Harmer) wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 18 Nov 1998 13:30:58 +1300, Paul Kerr <"pekay"@NOSPAM
>>es.co.nz> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>'Cause I'm a Southern Man
>>>well I'm southern bread
>>A true loafer, no doubt :-)
>You are a bit crusty ain't ya ??
a bit croiss-ant ya
TTFN
Sarndra
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Paul Kerr
Brian Harmer wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 1998 13:30:58 +1300, Paul Kerr <"pekay"@NOSPAM
> es.co.nz> wrote:
>
> >'Cause I'm a Southern Man
> >well I'm southern bread
> A true loafer, no doubt :-)
> >I've got the South in my blood
> >and I'll be here 'till I'm damn well dead
>
> --
> Brian Harmer
> http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~bharmer/
> I may not be disgruntled but I am far from gruntled
> P G Wodehouse
Shit, shit, shit, that's the last time I cut and paste and post
without checking. Just what I kneaded
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Cheers PK
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If you're not living on the edge you're just taking up space
Sarndra
Matt Silberstein wrote in message <3652421d...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>...
[snip]
>And the North Island is to the yeast anyway. Butter not say anymore.
>Rye humor offends some people. We kneed to leaven this alone. Dough
>not bother to rise up and complain.
Sarndra claps hands furiously at such a display of utter nutting out!!!!
Colin Francis
>In nz.general I read this message from cfra...@ihug.co.nz (Colin
>Francis):
>
>>brian....@vuw.ac.nz (Brian Harmer) wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 18 Nov 1998 13:30:58 +1300, Paul Kerr <"pekay"@NOSPAM
>>>es.co.nz> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>'Cause I'm a Southern Man
>>>>well I'm southern bread
>>>A true loafer, no doubt :-)
>>You are a bit crusty ain't ya ??
>
>And the North Island is to the yeast anyway. Butter not say anymore.
>Rye humor offends some people. We kneed to leaven this alone. Dough
>not bother to rise up and complain.
A bit floury i must retort ..I'll slice through most of your post
.Crumbs it was quite clever ..But its all white ..When one thinks
about it you haven't been loafin' have you but perhaps you should try
baking so da family can be fed .. Time they had a whole meal ..Put the
caraway and dont risk muffin up your diet by dining at Macdonalds ..
Jerry
Sarndra wrote in message <72tfsv$kot$1...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>...
>
>a bit croiss-ant ya
>
He can BARLEY see he's so HOPping mad
Jerry
Sarndra
Jerry wrote in message <72vh0q$j56$1...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>...
[snip]
>He can BARLEY see he's so HOPping mad
Well, you should tell him to close the door cos there is a DRAUGHT and this
sure won't help what ALES him....
Colin Francis
>
>Jerry wrote in message <72vh0q$j56$1...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>...
>
>[snip]
>
>>He can BARLEY see he's so HOPping mad
>
>
>Well, you should tell him to close the door cos there is a DRAUGHT and this
>sure won't help what ALES him....
>
Ah ,, I can see you are aHEAD.. BEERly but nevertheless ahead ..
Hope he doen't get BITTER about it ..
Sarndra
Colin Francis wrote in message <3655b01b....@newsch.es.co.nz>...
>"Sarndra " <su...@es.co.nz> wrote:
>
>>
>>Jerry wrote in message <72vh0q$j56$1...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>...
>>
>>[snip]
>>
>>>He can BARLEY see he's so HOPping mad
>>
>>
>>Well, you should tell him to close the door cos there is a DRAUGHT and
this
>>sure won't help what ALES him....
>>
>Ah ,, I can see you are aHEAD.. BEERly but nevertheless ahead ..
>Hope he doen't get BITTER about it ..
>
>..Col..
Well why don't you take your CAP off and throw another CD on the player and
tell me bout what's on your mind. Don't BOTTLE yer problems up!
Colin Francis
>Well why don't you take your CAP off and throw another CD on the player and
>tell me bout what's on your mind. Don't BOTTLE yer problems up!
Well interest aint FLAGON S.. My problem is nothing a GALLON or 2
cant cure .. I'll HANDLE that tomorrow night .. Im not LION thats for
sure ..
Sarndra
Colin Francis wrote in message <3654e392....@newsch.es.co.nz>...
>"Sarndra " <su...@es.co.nz> wrote:
>
>>Well why don't you take your CAP off and throw another CD on the player
and
>>tell me bout what's on your mind. Don't BOTTLE yer problems up!
>Well interest aint FLAGON S.. My problem is nothing a GALLON or 2
>cant cure .. I'll HANDLE that tomorrow night .. Im not LION thats for
>sure ..
>..Col..
The mind S WILLING but the body aint!!! I'm tired now from these SPEIGHTS
of humour popping up continually!!!.....
Hey BUD WEISER than me at the mo!!!!
Jerry
Sarndra wrote in message <730rrq$f46$1...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>...
>
>Colin Francis wrote in message <3654e392....@newsch.es.co.nz>...
>>"Sarndra " <su...@es.co.nz> wrote:
>>
>>>Well why don't you take your CAP off and throw another CD on the player
>and
>>>tell me bout what's on your mind. Don't BOTTLE yer problems up!
>>Well interest aint FLAGON S.. My problem is nothing a GALLON or 2
>>cant cure .. I'll HANDLE that tomorrow night .. Im not LION thats for
>>sure ..
>>..Col..
>
>
>The mind S WILLING but the body aint!!! I'm tired now from these SPEIGHTS
>of humour popping up continually!!!.....
>
>Hey BUD WEISER than me at the mo!!!!
>
>
>TTFN
>Sarndra
I use to let these things FERMENT in my brain but I no LAGER let it bother
me.
Jerry