A message from Mike King
Morrissey Breen
a brilliant teller of stories, as anyone who's heard him recount his
Once Were Warriors-style boxing match with his wife, or the one about
God, Jesus and Buddha playing golf would agree.
However, King severely shot himself in the foot a couple of months ago
when he unwisely got involved in the Paul Holmes "cheeky darkie"
fiasco. Unbelievably, King, who is Maori, came out in SUPPORT of that
most loathsome racist of Newstalk ZB's stable of racists. In an
excruciatingly embarrassing confrontation on Linda Clark's National
Radio programme, a hopelessly outclassed King babbled incoherently
about "free speech" and "political correctness" before being verbally
sliced and diced by Professor Michael Neill and Wally Hirsch.
Today, evidence has come to light that King lacks not only political
understanding and nous, but that he also lacks a sense of humour.
You see, a week or so ago, Jeremy ("Newsboy") Wells, on his new TV
show "Eating Media Lunch", lampooned King's homosexual-baiting comedy
routine. King was by all accounts not amused, and he left the
following message for Wells via the answerphone for the Auckland
University Students' Association radio station 95 BFM....
........................................TRANSCRIPT..........................................
To listen, press ONE. You have ONE played message, received at twelve
fifty-one p.m.
"Yeah Mike King 021. Just got a message for your little wee FUCKED UP
friend mate. He is FUCKING with the wrong person. Yeah, fuckin' let
'im listen to this too, you COCK sucking CUNTS. You have FUCKED
with the wrong person, you fuckin' jumped up little FUCKHEAD. Call me
back if you've got the fuckin' BALLS."
To return the call, press zero....
............................................................................................................................................................
Listen to King for yourself by clicking HERE.....
http://www.95bfm.co.nz/bfm.php?flash_detect=true
Miche
morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
Miche
--
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-- Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant"
Bruce Simpson
wrote:
>In article <fb3a0456.0311...@posting.google.com>,
> morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
>
>> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
>
>Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
Perhaps Mike King does!
It's kind of like Helen Clark crowing about being a victim of her own
success don't you think? :-)
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Warwick
Breen) wrote:
As the Nightline team commented, this spat is funnier than both of the
two antogonists shows put together.
Wonder where this fucking with the wrong person thing comes from?
Who does he think he is?
cheers
Warwick
Anybody
<checksi...@l.address> wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 08:50:37 +1300, Miche <mich...@myrealbox.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <fb3a0456.0311...@posting.google.com>,
> > morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
> >
> >> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
> >
> >Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
>
> Perhaps Mike King does!
Probably. He's just a jumped up, wannabe Billy T James with INFINITELY
less talent and ability. :-\
> It's kind of like Helen Clark crowing about being a victim of her own
> success don't you think? :-)
Wouldn't know, I never listen to politicians, they're all as thick as
five short planks. :-)
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
>when he unwisely got involved in the Paul Holmes "cheeky darkie"
>fiasco. Unbelievably, King, who is Maori, came out in SUPPORT of that
>most loathsome racist of Newstalk ZB's stable of racists.
Oh Jesus Christ, Breen! The Holmes bullshit AGAIN!
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
wrote:
> morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
>
>> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
>
>Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
>
>Miche
Same people who say McDonalds makes NZ's favourite chips, I guess.
Jim Calhoun
>new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy. He's
>a brilliant teller of stories, as anyone who's heard him recount his
>Once Were Warriors-style boxing match with his wife, or the one about
>God, Jesus and Buddha playing golf would agree.
>
>However, King severely shot himself in the foot a couple of months ago
>when he unwisely got involved in the Paul Holmes "cheeky darkie"
>fiasco. Unbelievably, King, who is Maori, came out in SUPPORT of that
>most loathsome racist of Newstalk ZB's stable of racists. In an
>excruciatingly embarrassing confrontation on Linda Clark's National
>Radio programme, a hopelessly outclassed King babbled incoherently
>about "free speech" and "political correctness" before being verbally
>sliced and diced by Professor Michael Neill and Wally Hirsch.
And what do you have against free speech or are you one of those PC
Nazis. Have you burnt any books lately.
>
>Today, evidence has come to light that King lacks not only political
>understanding and nous, but that he also lacks a sense of humour.
>
>You see, a week or so ago, Jeremy ("Newsboy") Wells, on his new TV
>show "Eating Media Lunch", lampooned King's homosexual-baiting comedy
>routine. King was by all accounts not amused, and he left the
>following message for Wells via the answerphone for the Auckland
>University Students' Association radio station 95 BFM....
>
>........................................TRANSCRIPT..........................................
>
>To listen, press ONE. You have ONE played message, received at twelve
>fifty-one p.m.
>
>"Yeah Mike King 021. Just got a message for your little wee FUCKED UP
>friend mate. He is FUCKING with the wrong person. Yeah, fuckin' let
>'im listen to this too, you COCK sucking CUNTS. You have FUCKED
>with the wrong person, you fuckin' jumped up little FUCKHEAD. Call me
>back if you've got the fuckin' BALLS."
And has he got the balls?
At least King is willing to front up and be counted, although maybe a
little over the top, not like all those other snivelling little PC
apologists.
Anybody
Dobbs" <fake...@go-away.com> wrote:
And they're the same ones who say NZ actually watches "reality" TV
shows and Shortland Street.
These people have MUCH to answer for. ;-)
Brian Harmer
wrote:
>In article <fb3a0456.0311...@posting.google.com>,
> morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
>
>> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
>
>Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
He does, of course.
Bobs
Brian Harmer wrote:
Mike King is quite good. Not as good as Gilmour, but I find him amusing.
He's not PC which would obviously put a lot of people off. I have met
King and he is a nice guy. This is obviously just some dodgy media stunt.
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"Anybody" <any...@anywhere-anytime.com> wrote in message
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> In article <ri5fsv49il6tiog97...@4ax.com>, Bruce Simpson
> <checksi...@l.address> wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 08:50:37 +1300, Miche <mich...@myrealbox.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >In article <fb3a0456.0311...@posting.google.com>,
> > > morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
> > >
> > >> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
> > >
> > >Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
> >
> > Perhaps Mike King does!
>
> Probably. He's just a jumped up, wannabe Billy T James with INFINITELY
> less talent and ability. :-\
Well said. He's his own biggest fan. Since TVNZ has got Holmes it's been
easy for King and other idiots with no talent to suck TVNZ into giving them
shows.
At least only the fools that want to are paying Kings Wages instead of
everyone having to give the mug a benefit through WINZ.
E. Scrooge
E. Scrooge
"Bobs" <bl...@extra.co.nz> wrote in message
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>
>
> Brian Harmer wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 08:50:37 +1300, Miche <mich...@myrealbox.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>In article <fb3a0456.0311...@posting.google.com>,
> >>morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
> >>
> >>Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
> >
> >
> > He does, of course.
>
> Mike King is quite good. Not as good as Gilmour, but I find him amusing.
> He's not PC which would obviously put a lot of people off. I have met
> King and he is a nice guy. This is obviously just some dodgy media stunt.
King is pathetic he is most definitely not NZ's answer to Billy Connolly.
The only well known King in NZ that's even close to being funny is the
Minister of Health.
E. Scrooge
Jamez
> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy. He's
> friend mate. He is FUCKING with the wrong person. Yeah, fuckin' let
> 'im listen to this too, you COCK sucking CUNTS. You have FUCKED
> with the wrong person, you fuckin' jumped up little FUCKHEAD. Call me
> back if you've got the fuckin' BALLS."
>
> To return the call, press zero....
> ............................................................................................................................................................
>
> Listen to King for yourself by clicking HERE.....
> http://www.95bfm.co.nz/bfm.php?flash_detect=true
HA! I always doubted that Mike King HAD a sense of humour. This
confirms it. Watching him try to squirm out of the bad publicity ("it
was meant as a joke") will certainly be more entertaining than his
show.
Bruce Hoult
Bobs <bl...@extra.co.nz> wrote:
>
>
> Brian Harmer wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 08:50:37 +1300, Miche <mich...@myrealbox.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>In article <fb3a0456.0311...@posting.google.com>,
> >>morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
> >>
> >>Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
> >
> >
> > He does, of course.
>
> Mike King is quite good. Not as good as Gilmour, but I find him amusing.
> He's not PC which would obviously put a lot of people off. I have met
> King and he is a nice guy. This is obviously just some dodgy media stunt.
I tend to agree. Look a the bFM page ... the audio of King's phone
message, *and* video of a bFM reporter going up to King on the street
and asking him what he thinks of bFM ("Mikey Havoc ... suck my cock..."
etc).
ANNND ... text on the same page inviting you to enter a contest on "who
Mr b wastes at the Big Day Out".
Gee, I dunno ... too subtle for me.
-- Bruce
Kurt Häusler
> Wonder where this fucking with the wrong person thing comes from?
> Who does he think he is?
Man its just a pisstake. Mike King is just joining in on the gag.
What I am laughing at the hardest is people saying "oh my god I cant
believe he said that" or "hes gone too far this time" or whatever.
Mike King is showing the sort of good old humor that most of you sadly
seem to lack.
That phone call is a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid elephant
comes in pints joke.
I guess its all a part of which generation your from. The old cheesy
british slapstick "are you being served" / "open all hours" style, or
the more intelligent social commentary "south park" / chris rock style.
I guess some things are just a bit over you old guys heads. Hear a swear
word and you interpret it as anger and get all offended.
Mr Scebe
"Kurt Häusler" <use...@fub-group.de> wrote in message
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> Warwick wrote:
>
> > Wonder where this fucking with the wrong person thing comes from?
> > Who does he think he is?
>
> Man its just a pisstake. Mike King is just joining in on the gag.
I wondered about that - but why would he put his cellphone number out there
for any net-nobody to ring him in the middle of the night? It's not on the
BFM version, but if you try http://www.hiphopnz.com/mikeking1.mp3 you can
hear it quite distinctly.
--
Mr Scebe
Losers always whine about their 'best'.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen".
~Sean Connery in "The Rock"
E. Scrooge
You'd support that silly prick while also supporting some silly bitch that
doesn't want kids to be sitting on Santa's knee.
King is the bottom of the barrel always has been and always will be.
E. Scrooge
Jamez
>
> > Wonder where this fucking with the wrong person thing comes from?
> > Who does he think he is?
>
> Man its just a pisstake. Mike King is just joining in on the gag.
And you know this how?
<snip sycophantic drivel>
> I guess its all a part of which generation your from.
What a stupid thing to say.
> The old cheesy
> british slapstick "are you being served" / "open all hours" style, or
> the more intelligent social commentary "south park" / chris rock style.
For intelligent brit comedy of the same era (60's and 70's) check out
Monty Python, Dave Allen, and Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. You'll
like the last two, in some of their stuff they swear more than MK
does. IMO Mike Kings comedy cannot compare with Southpark (itself
largely slapstick).
> I guess some things are just a bit over you old guys heads. Hear a swear
> word and you interpret it as anger and get all offended.
While you hear a malicious profanity filled outburst and interpret it
as wit. I'll have to try that myself...........
OK you cock-sucking, mother-fucking, patronising young shit-for-brains
cunt, insult Dick Emery and I'll FUCK YOU UP, you arse-munching
fucktard.
Funny eh?
Bruce Hoult
jam...@hotmail.com (Jamez) wrote:
> OK you cock-sucking, mother-fucking, patronising young shit-for-brains
> cunt, insult Dick Emery and I'll FUCK YOU UP, you arse-munching
> fucktard.
>
> Funny eh?
Oh, you ARE naughty!
-- Bruce
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Brian Dooley
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 07:40:02 +1300, Bruce Simpson
<checksi...@l.address> wrote:
>On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 08:50:37 +1300, Miche <mich...@myrealbox.com>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <fb3a0456.0311...@posting.google.com>,
>> morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
>>
>>> new Zealand's favourite comedian Mike King is a very funny guy.
>>
>>Who says he's New Zealand's favourite comedian?
>
>Perhaps Mike King does!
>
>It's kind of like Helen Clark crowing about being a victim of her own
>success don't you think? :-)
The fact that you and others slag her off so much is an
indication that perhaps she's right.
As they say in Lancashire, "It's better to be looked over than
overlooked".
But I can't say the same for Mike King.
--
Brian Dooley
Wellington New Zealand
E. Scrooge
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E. Scrooge
> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 21:58:46 +1300, "E. Scrooge" <e.sc...@ieyehug.co.nz
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>
> Col
Coach Mitchell no longer considers Thorne to be good Captain material.
There's a surprise for you. Yet more big changes if the fool stays on. His
nonsense last night was good for a laugh. He mentioned the injuries of some
of the better players, yet Mitchell chose to put the best players at risk by
having them in the minor games. The many top players in the country
could've done better against Australia in the semi final - they might not
have beaten them, but they would've played better a lot better without the
need of Mitchell to do it.
E. Scrooge
Dubya the ecovandal
Morrisey says a lot for what passes for comedians and a sense of
humour in NZ after years of desperate Americanisation - oh, should
that be Americanization? - of popular culture. Without scripts and
gutter language (which can make for great comedy provided they're the
funny-bone not the backbone), and the trappings of his
Letterman-lookalike show, King's about as hilarious as Don Brash. What
an irony that the deadpan 'Eating Media Lunch' and the coverage of
King's reaction to it have been worth more laughs than Mike himself.
But hey, given enough TV time before a compliant audience with no
choices and no brains, eventually he'll be up there with Jennifer
Saunders, Dawn French and Jerry Seinfeld: hugely successful, and sure
to be a great comedian the day he becomes funny.
pour-lay
ecovandal) wrote:
>Letterman-lookalike show, King's about as hilarious as Don Brash. What
>an irony that the deadpan 'Eating Media Lunch'
Maybe when Mike King spends as much effort trying to be funny as he
does appreciating himself for being funny he might actually become
better at doing it.