"My dad is not too impressed. He shook his head and said, `Oh dear, oh dear,
oh dear'," Mr Patch said.
The Gold Coast father of four today unveiled two portraits that he has
painted using his penis as a brush, at the opening of Sexpo in Perth.
The first painting was of Prime Minister John Howard and the other of
Opposition Leader Kim Beazley.
The former builder was drawing quick portraits in a market until recently.
"Then I told a friend I could paint with my d*** and she was really
enthusiastic."
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After revealing his talent at a party last New Year's Eve, Mr Patch decided
he did better portraits that way and sent pictures to galleries.
"But nobody really wanted to know until I sent them to Sexpo and they loved
it."
Mr Patch said he was still coming to terms with his newfound notoriety.
Sexpo is expecting a record crowd of more than 35,000 in Perth, potentially
stealing Brisbane's crown as "Australia's Sexiest City" by attracting more
visitors on a per capita basis.
Refer: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19028467-13762,00.html
> The Gold Coast father of four today unveiled two portraits that he has
> painted using his penis as a brush, at the opening of Sexpo in Perth.
Wonder if he uses enamel paint?
And, does he clean his brush with turps afterwards? Yeowwww!
Bob