Sorry, I know this is cruel...but GOD DAMN kiwi girls are UGLY
Bobs
below link
http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLktD4/s1600-h/Preview5.jpg
I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
Pooh
They all looked better than our leader. But then my m8 has an old well
slashed pigdog that looks better than Hellen:O)
Pooh
Chris Lim
> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
Those girls aren't what I would call pretty - OTOH a trip down to the
local mall and I could pick out dozens of them who are (without tons
of makeup even). Maybe blame the judges/organisers who let these ones
in rather than the state of NZ girls in general. Perhaps they were
being PC and ignoring looks over personality? They must have great
personalities if that's the case.
rick boyd
> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
>
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
I can't believe this site is professional. This is some country A&P
show pageant, surely to God. The flash photography is extremely
amateurish. It's not the models themselves so much, although none of
them are exactly show-stoppers, but then a lot of models aren't, and
I've worked in the advertising industry. It's all in the makeup and
lighting and whoever did both for this shoot needs to be taken out and
publicly flogged.
-- rick boyd
grumpyoldhori
Hmm, good boobs on the top one Bobs.
Just keep the sheet pulled up.
You are right, they are wearing more makeup than a Blue's
winger.
--
grumpy
ChristianKnight
> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
>
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
I thought the bottom lady was the prettiest.
Christ's love
Chris Lim
> I can't believe this site is professional. This is some country A&P
> show pageant, surely to God. The flash photography is extremely
> amateurish. It's not the models themselves so much, although none of
Yep, every photo seems to have a huge shadow which is hardly
flattering. Definitely looks like someone with a P&S.
Matua
"Bobs" <shitstai...@yourplace.com> wrote in message
news:481e...@news.orcon.net.nz...
Was Nikel Head Nik a contestant???
Kahurangi Taylor isn't too bad.
Matua
Walter Mitty
Fuckaduck. They looked like the kind of cheaply done transexuals that
hang about down Manure's way in Sydney. Yea gods, NZ needs to pull out
of that competition for political reasons before it becomes a laughing
stock!
I saw some mingers in Canterbury last time I was there, but really, at
least they had the good grace to wear dungarees and pretend to be men.
Mike
Except that MICHYLA HARRY bird - a bit of pancake, some lippy and a
hairbrush and she could be boneable but it looks like she had a heavy
night last night and forgot her makeup.
Mike
Apairateef
Now now Bobs.... you should be proud that the winner has freckles and a
monobrow..and hairy arms to keep her warm in our cold Auckland winters
lol...
Seriously though they all look unpolished to really win anything by beauty
standards...they're still growing up after all...i disagree with
teenyboppers trying to look like adults.
Sarns
Apairateef
Now Rick...all it seems you have to do to produce a good snap for a
portfolio these days is a side shot with titties poked out as far as you can
go and trying to look sultry and grown up LOL...all rather amateurish for
sure.
Sarns
EMB
> Kahurangi Taylor isn't too bad.
Only compared to the others, which is not unlike saying that Syphilis
isn't too bad compared to HIV.
EMB
>
> Those girls aren't what I would call pretty - OTOH a trip down to the
> local mall and I could pick out dozens of them who are (without tons
> of makeup even).
Even our rather porcine receptionist looks quite good in comparison.
Matua
"Walter Mitty" <mitt...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:fvmivv$kqp$2...@registered.motzarella.org...
Listen to you, you ugly pissant, There's a pommie girl, no I can't say girl,
she's a fucking whiskered fat fucking beast with warts all over her, that
lives across the road from me.
She was definitely hit with the ugly stick. and she has a fat ugly fucking
pommie boyfiend that's actually porking the hairy cow. Does your mother or
sister live here Klitty???
Matua
"EMB" <emb...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:481edbda$1...@news01.wxnz.net...
OK Wad breath, I'll accept that because if anyone knows, it's you!!
Katipo
> They all looked better than our leader. But then my m8 has an old well
> slashed pigdog that looks better than Hellen:O)
>
> Pooh
The pigs the slashed it probably looked better than Helen too! :)
BrentC
<shitstai...@yourplace.com> wrote:
>Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
>below link
>
Time to get some European genes added to the NZ gene pool
Geopelia
This year apparently they are cutting out the swimsuit section and judging
them on intelligence etc. So you can't compare them with the beauty queens
of the fifties.
But at least they are not scrawny models, though some seem rather lacking in
the bust department. But that's better than huge artificial tits.
They will probably look much better on stage, by the end of the contest.
Good luck to them. It's expensive and time consuming being beautiful.
rick boyd
Actually, that sounds rather alluring.
-- rick boyd
Uncle Dave
I know.
UD
Rugby Dan
It ain't easy being pretty and it ain't pretty being easy!
texan....usenet@texas...removethisbit.usacom
>Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
>below link
>
>http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
>What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
>equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
>and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
>wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
So you just married your foreign 'girl' for her looks [and a box to poke].
Sounds like the typical male who wants to control his woman which has been the subject of a doco on
NZ tv in the past.
Just remember in a few years time, she will look the same as those other women of her ethnic race
and 99/9% of the time, they aren't 'good looking' by any means i.e. all look alike.
>
>I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
>that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
IIRC the winner was only 16 so I take it most of the contestants are about the same age.
Frankly, they look quite good for their age group.
They are still maturing from young women into women.
>http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLktD4/s1600-h/Preview5.jpg
>
>I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
>face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
I don't think you are familiar with the need for very heavy makeup for certain photographic
conditions. In this instance, I believe it was not warranted to achieve the look that is
acceptable to *you*...
I don't find anything wrong with the pics - their makeup is rather natural i.e. not plastered
perhaps like your wife plaster's her's and what you are used to eh?
Didn't you once write about peeing in the bath of some friends you were visiting because they gave
you a cheap 'soda'... Explains a lot about you and your outlook.
Cath
texan....usenet@texas...removethisbit.usacom
[msge snipped]
> Hmm, good boobs on the top one Bobs.
Obviously from this and previous postings, you are into boobs rather than the personality a woman
may or may not have!
Either your wife is lacking in this dept; you don't get to see what she has much these days or ????
Cath
> Just keep the sheet pulled up.
> You are right, they are wearing more makeup than a Blue's
> winger.
What would you know about makeup down there Grumps?
Cath
Mike
It's true - the gays do know what a straight man looks for in a woman
even if not why.
Mike
Uncle Dave
wrote:
> On Mon, 05 May 2008 19:35:41 +1200, Bobs <shitstainedba...@yourplace.com> wrote:
> >Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> >below link
>
> >http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> >What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> >equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> >and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> >wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> So you just married your foreign 'girl' for her looks [and a box to poke].
> Sounds like the typical male who wants to control his woman
Well somebody has to - imagine the havoc they would cause otherwise...
UD
Uncle Dave
wrote:
> Matua wrote:
> > "Bobs" <shitstainedba...@yourplace.com> wrote in message
> >news:481e...@news.orcon.net.nz...
> >> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> >> below link
>
> >>http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> >> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> >> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> >> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> >> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> >> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> >> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
>
> >> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> >> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
>
> > Was Nikel Head Nik a contestant???
>
> > Kahurangi Taylor isn't too bad.
>
> > Matua
>
> It's true - the gays do know what a straight man looks for in a woman
> even if not why.
Do you know why?
UD
Uncle Dave
> Listen to you, you ugly pissant, There's a pommie girl, no I can't say girl,
> she's a fucking whiskered fat fucking beast with warts all over her, that
> lives across the road from me.
>
Question - how do you know she has these warts "all over her"?
> She was definitely hit with the ugly stick. and she has a fat ugly fucking
> pommie boyfiend that's actually porking the hairy cow.
Question - how do you know he is "actually porking" her?
There is much unwitting testimony in what you write...
UD
Mike
It's a side effect of gaydar I believe - at least that's what I'm told.
Mike
Geopelia
"Rugby Dan" <rugb...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:o0ETj.120356$Er2....@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
That might look good on a T shirt. Very wise saying.
Geopelia
lasts for life.
You can't judge a girl's nature from just her photo.
misanthropic_curmudgeon
[snip]
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
I think there are some pre-op trans-sexuals in there.
misanthropic_curmudgeon
[snip]
>Perhaps they were being PC and ignoring looks over
> personality? They must have great personalities if
> that's the case.
I hope to hell that either they are saints, diligent employees,
geniuses, or are going to inherit money, because there is no way that
they are going to make it on looks alone.
misanthropic_curmudgeon
wrote:
[snip]
> What would you know about makeup down there Grumps?
Grumps puts lippy on his own penis?
misanthropic_curmudgeon
[snip]
> Kahurangi Taylor isn't too bad.
You are joking?!?!?!
I've put better looking animals out of their misery.
misanthropic_curmudgeon
[snip]
> > It's expensive and time consuming being beautiful.
>
> I know.
Geo said that "It's expensive and time consuming being beautiful", not
"It's expensive and time consuming to make someting as hideious as
Uncle Dave beautiful."
Miche
wrote:
Plenty of European genes already in the NZ gene pool.
Miche
--
Electricians do it in three phases
Rugby Dan
i live it EVERY day.......
Mike
Tell that to my mother in law - by all accounts she only became the
spawn of the devil 10 yrs 11 mths ago.
Mike
viper
"rick boyd" <bo...@comswest.net.au> wrote in message
news:725f8da8-6411-4930...@z24g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
On May 5, 3:35 pm, Bobs <shitstainedba...@yourplace.com> wrote:
> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> below link
>
>
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
> http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLkt...
>
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
I can't believe this site is professional. This is some country A&P
show pageant, surely to God. The flash photography is extremely
amateurish. It's not the models themselves so much, although none of
them are exactly show-stoppers, but then a lot of models aren't, and
I've worked in the advertising industry. It's all in the makeup and
lighting and whoever did both for this shoot needs to be taken out and
publicly flogged.
-- rick boyd
It would have been a Kiwi..........not known for their creativity. You
should see what passes
for a journalist
Viper
viper
"Bobs" <shitstai...@yourplace.com> wrote in message
news:481e...@news.orcon.net.nz...
> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
>
>
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
I always had NZ pegged as a south sea WASP paradise, what with all those
freckles, thick hair and solid Scottish morals. Global village, multi
culturalism etc., but fuck me, is Paul Keating consulting to Clarkey's Crew
?
Viper
>
Matua
"misanthropic_curmudgeon" <misanthropi...@breastcancermail.com>
wrote in message
news:e6af5b16-3262-42f9...@h1g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
Was that your mother??
Matua
"Mike" <mikelovescham...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:fvngrr$d55$2...@aioe.org...
Most of the others are most likely stinking fucking poms.
Like Natalia Kack Brown or even Victoria Arsebite.
BrentC
wrote:
then please explain how the English long legs degenerated into short
legs and fat arses?
A_ L _P
Dench and Victoria Wood and Imelda Staunton have?
A L P
BrentC
wrote:
So you are saying I was dreaming and really thinking about Czech
girls?
misanthropic_curmudgeon
> "misanthropic_curmudgeon" <misanthropiccurmudg...@breastcancermail.com>
> wrote in messagenews:e6af5b16-3262-42f9...@h1g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On May 5, 8:57 pm, "Matua" <Ma...@pomsandkeegansuckcock.com> wrote:
> > [snip]
> >> Kahurangi Taylor isn't too bad.
>
> > You are joking?!?!?!
>
> > I've put better looking animals out of their misery.
>
> Was that your mother??
No, she still lives - regreattbly.
I was refering to the wilderbeast you inseminated last year.
Kees Echo
<texan....usenet@texas...removethisbit.usacom..> wrote in message
news:8geu14p0d5n8rsi6u...@4ax.com...
Bobs wouldn't dare put makeup on his wife. She might POP.
Kees
Matua
That's no way to speak about your sister.
And what was your boyfriend doing last year bumspread??
misanthropic_curmudgeon
> "misanthropic_curmudgeon" <misanthropiccurmudg...@breastcancermail.com>
>
>
>
> > On May 6, 12:22 pm, "Matua" <Ma...@pomsandkeegansuckcock.com> wrote:
> >> "misanthropic_curmudgeon" <misanthropiccurmudg...@breastcancermail.com>
> >> wrote in
> >> messagenews:e6af5b16-3262-42f9...@h1g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> > On May 5, 8:57 pm, "Matua" <Ma...@pomsandkeegansuckcock.com> wrote:
> >> > [snip]
> >> >> Kahurangi Taylor isn't too bad.
>
> >> > You are joking?!?!?!
>
> >> > I've put better looking animals out of their misery.
>
> >> Was that your mother??
>
> > No, she still lives - regreattbly.
>
> > I was refering to the wilderbeast you inseminated last year.
>
> That's no way to speak about your sister.
Bzzzt. I dont have a sister.
But I do have a brother, and knowing your tastes it is easy to see how
you would prefer the latter to the former.
However, his tastes are more along the slight and blonde line, and no
matter how much you put your finger down your throat and a used mop on
your head and grip you ankles you wont appeal to him either, you
little poof.
Max Burke
> below link
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
> http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLktD4/s1600-h/Preview5.jpg
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
I was going to say you have to take into account the appalling amateurish
photography, but then I realised they probably couldn't get any professional
photographer to take on the job once they saw what they had to work with....
Maybe Sarns should have entered, there appears to be several 'larger' sized
participants in the competition.
;-)
--
mlvb...@xxxxxxxx.nz
Replace the obvious with paradise.net to email me
Found Images
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/~mlvburke
Apairateef
Max Burke wrote:
>> Bobs wrote: Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little
>> looking at the
>> below link
>> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
>> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some
>> gender equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight
>> from a pub and just being double teamed by a couple of league
>> players. Shit, no wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but
>> well...if that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
>> http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLktD4/s1600-h/Preview5.jpg
>> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor
>> girls face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
>
> I was going to say you have to take into account the appalling
> amateurish photography, but then I realised they probably couldn't
> get any professional photographer to take on the job once they saw
> what they had to work with....
> Maybe Sarns should have entered, there appears to be several 'larger'
> sized participants in the competition.
>
> ;-)
:P sorry...i'm hitting 50 and not a supposed virgin LOL
Sarns
Max Burke
>> Bobs wrote:
>> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at
>> the below link
>> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some
>> gender equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight
>> from a pub and just being double teamed by a couple of league
>> players. Shit, no wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but
>> well...if that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>> http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLktD4/s1600-h/Preview5.jpg
>> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor
>> girls face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
> Now now Bobs.... you should be proud that the winner has freckles and a
> monobrow..and hairy arms to keep her warm in our cold Auckland winters
> lol...
> Seriously though they all look unpolished to really win anything by beauty
> standards...they're still growing up after all...i disagree with
> teenyboppers trying to look like adults.
What, they're not the right size to win provincial beauty contests then????
Max Burke
"Geopelia" <phil...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
news:fvms54$d5k$1...@aioe.org...
> You chaps are being very rude to the poor girls.
No we're not. We're just being honest.
It's a shame the people running this competition weren't honest with the
contestants.
> This year apparently they are cutting out the swimsuit section and judging
> them on intelligence etc. So you can't compare them with the beauty queens
> of the fifties.
> But at least they are not scrawny models, though some seem rather lacking
> in the bust department. But that's better than huge artificial tits.
> They will probably look much better on stage, by the end of the contest.
> Good luck to them. It's expensive and time consuming being beautiful.
Only if you believe feminine beauty comes in a bottle and on a clothes
hanger...
Pooh
No hitting goil!!!
Pooh
Jonny
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
I spent a while working in Eastern Europe a while back. The girls there are
decisively better looking than NZ girls. It was quite a shock to arrive home
and suddenly notice how huge, ugly and poorly dressed many NZ girls are.
Apairateef
I'm way above that poosey :-) xx
Sarns
EMB
> Maybe Sarns should have entered
She'd get my vote ahead of most of those pictured.
Matua
Oh yes you do have a sister you back door belter. Her name is Nora and by
christ she lives up to her name. Why in the fuck would I touch your brother,
you mouldy little fuck?
I bet he's as ugly as you, and finger prods you up the botty. The only
female you've bonked is your mother you sick cunt!!!
Max Burke
"EMB" <emb...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:4820...@news01.wxnz.net...
> Max Burke wrote:
>> Maybe Sarns should have entered
>
> She'd get my vote ahead of most of those pictured.
Your would be disqualified on the grounds of bias and coercion...
Pooh
> "EMB" <emb...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4820...@news01.wxnz.net...
>> Max Burke wrote:
>>> Maybe Sarns should have entered
>>
>> She'd get my vote ahead of most of those pictured.
>
> Your would be disqualified on the grounds of bias and coercion...
>
> ;-)
Coercion? Sarnsie? Naaaah.... She'd just thump him if he voted wrong :O)
Pooh
misanthropic_curmudgeon
>
> > Bzzzt. I dont have a sister.
> > But I do have a brother, and knowing your tastes it is easy to see how
> > you would prefer the latter to the former.
>
> > However, his tastes are more along the slight and blonde line, and no
> > matter how much you put your finger down your throat and a used mop on
> > your head and grip you ankles you wont appeal to him either, you
> > little poof.
>
> Oh yes you do have a sister you back door belter.
No, I dont. I dont know what part of that is beyond your (rather
limited) comprehension.
> Why in the fuck would I touch your brother,
> you mouldy little fuck?
Because your posts in r.s.r.u. over very long time show an obsessive
desire to be bent over and reemed out by all an sundry, particlary big
burly South Africans, as you squeal like a little bitch and the tears
of pain and humiliation run down your cheeks (on your face - what runs
down you other cheeks does not bear contemplating).
Now run away and wallow in that industrial sized tin of vaseline you
have.
Apairateef
hahahah :-) YOU'RE scaring me...you know my inner workings far too well :-)
Sarns
EMB
> Pooh wrote:
>> Coercion? Sarnsie? Naaaah.... She'd just thump him if he voted wrong
>> :O)
>> Pooh
>
>
> hahahah :-) YOU'RE scaring me...you know my inner workings far too well :-)
I know your inner workings even better. ;-)
Apairateef
Oyyy stop putting ideas in peoples heads or you'll cook ya own dinner! :P
Sarns
Matua
I know what's running down your cheeks boy, Batter!! Don't you mean Stupid
South Africans, turd tucker!!!
Oh and when you finally go to school you'll find there's a "u" in
particlary. DUMB CUNT!!!
Squiggle
He can have mine.. i think i just lost my appetite..
Apairateef
:D
mmm squiggle tops
Sarns
Geopelia
> On May 5, 7:35 pm, Bobs <shitstainedba...@yourplace.com> wrote:
> [snip]
>> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> I think there are some pre-op trans-sexuals in there.
Why not? Most of them are prettier than real girls.
And they have scrapped the swimsuit part of the competition.
rick boyd
> No, she still lives - regreattbly.
I've tried to live regrettably but it's not easy.
-- rick boyd
rick boyd
> then please explain how the English long legs degenerated into short
> legs and fat arses?
Are you sure you've got that the right way around?
-- rick boyd
rick boyd
> Remember boys, a pretty face will change with time, but a beautiful heart
> lasts for life.
>
> You can't judge a girl's nature from just her photo.
Especially not those photos.
-- rick boyd
Republic of Nz (affiliated to Republic of Oz)
> "Bobs" <shitstainedba...@yourplace.com> wrote in message
whatever happened to April Ieremia ??
Mike
Ooh misanthrop hits a nerve! one of matty's favourite fantasies is to be
taken roughly by a big butch boer smelling of sweat and cattle.
You always know youve (sic) definitly (sic) won the argument when matty
starts squealing about spelling.
Mike
misanthropic_curmudgeon
wrote:
[snip]
> You always know youve (sic) definitly (sic) won the argument when matty
> starts squealing about spelling.
Well, having had the misfortune of reading many of Matua's posts over
far too long, I suspect beating him is actually a turn-on for him. It
kinda reminds of the joke about the hunter (who I have named Matua)
and the bear, which also has Matua's mano-on-mano sodomy theme:
Matua goes into the woods to shoot rabbits with his .22, and sees this
bear. He figures its is worth a try and shoots the bear, who falls
down apparantly dead. Matua is feeling quite chuffed with such an
underpowered kill, and goes up to the bear and prod it with his
rifle. The bear leaps up, grabs Matua by the neck and growls "You
prick, I've going to gve you a choice. I'll either rip you to peices
for that, or violate you in a way most foul"
Matua thinks for a bit, and opts for the foul lifesaving option. He
drops his pants, and after an etnerity hobbles back to his car.
A few days later, he feels quite indignant about these events, Matua
buys a .308 and goes to track down the bear. Again he sees the bear,
again he shoots, and again the bear falls over. Matua approaches, and
the bear leaps up to throttle him, giving him the same ultamatum: "You
prick, I've going to give you a choice. I'll either rip you to peices
for that, or violate you in a way most foul like last time".
Hummiliated and weeping, a ravaged Matua retreats to tend his wounds.
Agaian he sulks at home for a bit, before opting for a $6000 .50-cal
BMG snipers rifle of the kind used by special forces to take out
targets a kilometer away.
Again Matuasees the bear, again Matuashoots, and again the bear falls
over. Matua approaches, gleeful that his new rifle and old tactics
have worked. The bear leaps up to throttle him, and Matua knows what
is coming. he bends over and drops his pants. The bear says "You're
not in this for the hunting, are you Matua?".
misanthropic_curmudgeon
[snip]
> > I think there are some pre-op trans-sexuals in there.
> And they have scrapped the swimsuit part of the competition.
If they are pre-op trans-sexuals, then not having a swimsuit section
is a blessing - I really dont want to see buldges where there ought
not be bulges, or 'tuck-and-hides' like that psycho did in 'Silence of
the Lambs'
BrentC
wrote:
What - fat legs and short arses? :)
A_ L _P
near the proportion of fat-gutted wobbly-bummed blokes. We must count
our blessings though and give thanks that we're not in the USA.
According to statistics on obesity he proportion of people who look like
they stepped out of a TV program is getting lower day by day. I suppose
it must be difficult to write scripts restricted so no more than 2
land-whales have to fit on screen at the same time.
A L P
rick boyd
It had to be said, didn't it?
-- rick boyd
JohnO
EMB, I never took you for one to kiss and tell!
Matua
You've been bending over too much boy!! A wee bit upset are you cumudgeon.
Wonderful imagination you have their snot gobbler, but you forgot to change
hands at 100
Anyway your sister sends her love, and showed me a video of you, your dad
and uncle festus getting it on. You are a dirty faggot and I wouldn't let
Mikey or Covey practice on you vomit breath.
Now get back to your room! I don't know why they let you out you ugly
cunt!!!
Matua
Hey cum udgeon your sister showed me this You Tube of you.
You certainly are one ugly fucker. Were you auditioning for the lead role in
Wrong Turn 3???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5DeJGZzrRU&feature=related
Matua
dechucka
>
> I bet he's as ugly as you, and finger prods you up the botty. The only
> female you've bonked is your mother you sick cunt!!!
If that is true he is one up on you
>
>
dechucka
"A_ L _P" <hay_he...@xnet.co.nz> wrote in message
news:4820D82...@xnet.co.nz...
>
>> On 6 May, 09:14, "Jonny" <hotho...@xmply.co.nz> wrote:
>>> "Bobs" <shitstainedba...@yourplace.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:481e...@news.orcon.net.nz...
>>>
>>>> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking
>>>> at the below link
>>>> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>>>>
>>> I spent a while working in Eastern Europe a while back. The girls
>>> there are decisively better looking than NZ girls. It was quite a
>>> shock to arrive home and suddenly notice how huge, ugly and poorly
>>> dressed many NZ girls are.
>>
> Same applies to the men of Europe and Scandinavia in general - nowhere
> near the proportion of fat-gutted wobbly-bummed blokes.
You haven't visited Germany in the last 20 years? Love going there because
the men my age make me look positively thin.
Matua
"dechucka" <dech...@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
news:482102ff$0$31645$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
The only thing that's true is that Aussies and Dirtyfucka are drug cheats.
The one up on you is, your daddy giving you the old finger up the shute, you
sick fuck!!!!
Scorpio
> Matua wrote:
> > Kahurangi Taylor isn't too bad.
>
> Only compared to the others, which is not unlike saying that Syphilis
> isn't too bad compared to HIV.
Don't let me ask you if you've looked in the mirror lately.
Scorpio
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
> http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLkt...
>
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
Pull your head in. It is attitudes like yours that cause women
especially, to be obssessed with their looks and go to great extremes
to change what they inherited from their families. Shame on you!
Thanx to wankers like you I have nursed a HUGE complex about my nose
since I was eleven years old. I'm 40 now and finally have the balls to
talk about the amount of pain I've taken on board because of YOUR type
of cruelty. I feel sorry for your wife. How much botox do you inject
into her every month?????
Megan (fucked off and rightfully so!!)
Scorpio
wrote:
> grumpyoldhori wrote:
> > Bobs wrote:
>
> >> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> >> below link
>
> >>http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> >> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> >> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> >> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> >> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> >> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> >> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
> >http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLkt...
> >> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> >> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
>
> > Just keep the sheet pulled up.
> > You are right, they are wearing more makeup than a Blue's
> > winger.
>
> Except that MICHYLA HARRY bird - a bit of pancake, some lippy and a
> hairbrush and she could be boneable but it looks like she had a heavy
> night last night and forgot her makeup.
>
> Mike- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Boneable? :)
Scorpio
> You chaps are being very rude to the poor girls.
>
> This year apparently they are cutting out the swimsuit section and judging
> them on intelligence etc. So you can't compare them with the beauty queens
> of the fifties.
> But at least they are not scrawny models, though some seem rather lacking in
> the bust department. But that's better than huge artificial tits.
>
> They will probably look much better on stage, by the end of the contest.
>
> Good luck to them. It's expensive and time consuming being beautiful.
Good for you Geopelia. I knew I liked you.
Megan
Scorpio
<misanthropiccurmudg...@breastcancermail.com> wrote:
> On May 5, 7:48 pm, Chris Lim <blackca...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> [snip]
>
> >Perhaps they were being PC and ignoring looks over
> > personality? They must have great personalities if
> > that's the case.
>
> I hope to hell that either they are saints, diligent employees,
> geniuses, or are going to inherit money, because there is no way that
> they are going to make it on looks alone.
And what exactly is "making it"? I find it shallow that you imply
that wealth is the only sign of such an outcome.
Megan
ants...@gmail.com
> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
> http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLkt...
>
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
Thats pretty ironic coming from a nerd sitting behind his keyboard,
probably with another browser window open looking at gay porn.
Scorpio
>
> - Show quoted text -
No, a nerd is too good a word for him. I quite like the term
"discusting cunt".
Megan
Scorpio
> Holy shit on a stick, batman. My balls just died a little looking at the
> below link
>
> http://nzaptnz.blogspot.com/2008/04/miss-world-nz-2008-contestants.html
>
> What the fuck?!? I actually think a couple are MEN?! Is this some gender
> equality thing? Some of them look like they've come straight from a pub
> and just being double teamed by a couple of league players. Shit, no
> wonder I married a foreign girl. God damn.
>
> I wont be cruel and point out a couple of super fugley's...but well...if
> that's Miss NZ then god help this country.
>
> http://bp3.blogger.com/_jO8KHv3EnLs/SA_MPc4lUVI/AAAAAAAAAgs/mvk0tdLkt...
>
> I think someone must have cooked some bacon and eggs on this poor girls
> face and forgot to drain the GREASE.
AND another thing, how fuckin' dare you start off this thread with the
word "sorry". You're a shit licking dickbrain.
Megan
dechucka
"Matua" <Ma...@pomsandkeegansuckcock.com> wrote in message
news:lz8Uj.8310$ko5....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> "dechucka" <dech...@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:482102ff$0$31645$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
>> snip
>>>
>>> I bet he's as ugly as you, and finger prods you up the botty. The only
>>> female you've bonked is your mother you sick cunt!!!
>>
>> If that is true he is one up on you
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
> The only thing that's true is that Aussies and Dirtyfucka are drug cheats.
Maybe true but I don't troll "The Wall " like you
> The one up on you is, your daddy giving you the old finger up the shute,
> you sick fuck!!!!
r u fantasising about my father that is sick even for you
JohnO
Oh come on. Everyone gets teased at school. Grow up and stop blaming
everyone else for your own insecurity.
misanthropic_curmudgeon
That is why I did not define what 'making it' was, leaving it up to
the reader to incorporate their own definitions of a successful life
to what I said (be is financial wealth, a 351cubic inch block in their
XE Falcon, or being able to recite Midsummers Night Dream backwards
while simultaneously translating it into Klingon.
misanthropic_curmudgeon
[snip]
> Anyway your sister sends her love, [snip] you out you ugly
> cunt!!!
Well, now that is thre times you've posted, three times you've been
wrong, and three times you have had to resort to calling me a cunt.
It does not say much about your abilities, does it?
Matua
Here here's another one for you cumudgeon you big CUNT!!!!
Stex
<misanthropiccurmudg...@breastcancermail.com> wrote:
> or being able to recite Midsummers Night Dream backwards
> while simultaneously translating it into Klingon>
So thats what became of Mr Scebe huh?
Stex