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Bobs

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Jun 1, 2001, 3:06:42 AM6/1/01
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I see yet another jockey on the news and again he looks dodgy. He's got
that homo twang to his voice.

Tait, Todd (Bi?), that young Maori jockey from Taranaki that's always on
the news, and half of the jockeys at the Olympics all have a gay twang
to their voice. Why is that? Can any gays give me an answer? Are they
gay? Does your 'gay radar' go off the scale when they talk??

Thanks very much.

--
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading." - Henny
Youngman


Col

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Jun 1, 2001, 3:51:50 AM6/1/01
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 19:06:42 +1200, Bobs <bl...@extra.co.nz> wrote:

>I see yet another jockey on the news and again he looks dodgy. He's got
>that homo twang to his voice.
>
>Tait, Todd (Bi?), that young Maori jockey from Taranaki that's always on
>the news, and half of the jockeys at the Olympics all have a gay twang
>to their voice. Why is that? Can any gays give me an answer? Are they
>gay? Does your 'gay radar' go off the scale when they talk??
>
>Thanks very much.

I have to agree with you here bobs . There are a couple of male riders here who
as as queer as concrete parachutes. Perhaps they practice nagaphillia as well

--
Col

You're in sad shape if cleaning up the dining area
means getting the McDonald boxes out of the back
seat of your car.

Graham Walters

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Jun 1, 2001, 4:17:34 AM6/1/01
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They tell me they are all hung like horses
hehehehheheheheeeeeeeee

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Newsman

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Jun 1, 2001, 5:51:00 AM6/1/01
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 19:51:50 +1200, Col <I'm...@TheBarDrunk.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 19:06:42 +1200, Bobs <bl...@extra.co.nz> wrote:
>
>>I see yet another jockey on the news and again he looks dodgy. He's got
>>that homo twang to his voice.
>>
>>Tait, Todd (Bi?), that young Maori jockey from Taranaki that's always on
>>the news, and half of the jockeys at the Olympics all have a gay twang
>>to their voice. Why is that? Can any gays give me an answer? Are they
>>gay? Does your 'gay radar' go off the scale when they talk??
>>
>>Thanks very much.
>
>I have to agree with you here bobs . There are a couple of male riders here who
>as as queer as concrete parachutes. Perhaps they practice nagaphillia as well
>

Hippophilia

Newsman

Noddy

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Jun 1, 2001, 7:48:08 AM6/1/01
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2001 19:06:42 +1200, Bobs <bl...@extra.co.nz> wrote:

>I see yet another jockey on the news and again he looks dodgy. He's got
>that homo twang to his voice.
>
>Tait, Todd (Bi?), that young Maori jockey from Taranaki that's always on
>the news, and half of the jockeys at the Olympics all have a gay twang
>to their voice. Why is that? Can any gays give me an answer? Are they
>gay? Does your 'gay radar' go off the scale when they talk??
>
>Thanks very much.

You should see the poofters in Parliament. I was there a week ago in
the public gallery looking down on the Opposition when into the
Chamber floated the Hon. Anthony Boyd Williams Ryall. Christ, the way
he waves his limp wrist around sure makes him look like a poofter. Or
has he just got a boken wrist?

Ross Cooper

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Jun 1, 2001, 3:23:22 PM6/1/01
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One wonders why you are interested in knowing.......

hehehe

Ross

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Ross Cooper

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Jun 1, 2001, 3:27:23 PM6/1/01
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Actually, seriously now, I wonder, since they tend to be slightly smaller
than most people, whether it may be due to a lack of the growth hormone at
the right time, which is responsible for the lowering of the voice tone.....

Just a theory...

R

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Greg

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Jun 1, 2001, 5:00:46 PM6/1/01
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"Bobs" <bl...@extra.co.nz> wrote in message
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> I see yet another jockey on the news and again he looks dodgy. He's got
> that homo twang to his voice.

Bob u fool ! many homos are so masculine you would pooh your pants if one
threatened to smack you in the face

try shedding your naive stereotypical small minded stupidity and tackling
the real facts for a change

also many men talk like u describe who are stright mate

as a man who loves man I find the "gay voice " you mention to be sickening

now BOB go fuck your doorknob

Greg

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Jun 1, 2001, 5:01:42 PM6/1/01
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> I have to agree with you here bobs . There are a couple of male riders
here who
> as as queer as concrete parachutes. Perhaps they practice nagaphillia as
well

you know them huh col? or did you assume that because of their voices?


Greg

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Jun 1, 2001, 5:02:48 PM6/1/01
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"Ross Cooper" <intr...@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
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> Actually, seriously now, I wonder, since they tend to be slightly smaller
> than most people, whether it may be due to a lack of the growth hormone at
> the right time, which is responsible for the lowering of the voice
tone.....
>
> Just a theory...
>

pathetic


Col

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Jun 1, 2001, 6:31:00 PM6/1/01
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Indeed i do .I owned a share of a horse once and they have both ridden it. I
backed a horse one of them rode once and for my investment of $5.00 I received
a dividend of $6.00.

Col

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Jun 1, 2001, 6:36:58 PM6/1/01
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I would have thought sitting in the saddle on a horse during a jumping race
would certainly have some bearing in the raising of the voice by a few octaves .

Miche

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Jun 1, 2001, 10:07:34 PM6/1/01
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In article <9f8q8j$20fe$1...@raewyn.paradise.net.nz>, "Ross Cooper"
<intr...@paradise.net.nz> wrote:

> Actually, seriously now, I wonder, since they tend to be slightly smaller
> than most people, whether it may be due to a lack of the growth hormone at
> the right time, which is responsible for the lowering of the voice tone.....

Vocal range is all due to the width of your pipes... wide throat, deep
voice, narrow throat, high voice. And jockeys are short 'cause their
parents are short. Some of the guys riding for a living now are third
generation jockeys.

Miche

--
"... in the physics of the heart, distance is relative;
it is time that is absolute."
- Lois McMaster Bujold, _Shards of Honor_

Greg

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Jun 2, 2001, 4:18:13 PM6/2/01
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"Col" <I'm...@TheBarDrunk.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 2 Jun 2001 09:02:48 +1200, "Greg" <m...@here.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Ross Cooper" <intr...@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
> >news:9f8q8j$20fe$1...@raewyn.paradise.net.nz...
> >> Actually, seriously now, I wonder, since they tend to be slightly
smaller
> >> than most people, whether it may be due to a lack of the growth hormone
at
> >> the right time, which is responsible for the lowering of the voice
> >tone.....
> >>
> >> Just a theory...
> >>
> >
> >pathetic
>
> I would have thought sitting in the saddle on a horse during a jumping
race
> would certainly have some bearing in the raising of the voice by a few
octaves .

LOl now theres a point !


Gabe

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Jun 3, 2001, 12:22:31 AM6/3/01
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Just by looking at the title to this post I could tell it was Bobs who
had posted it!

Bobs

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Jun 3, 2001, 1:37:12 AM6/3/01
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Greg wrote:

> "Bobs" <bl...@extra.co.nz> wrote in message
> news:3B173F02...@extra.co.nz...
> > I see yet another jockey on the news and again he looks dodgy. He's got
> > that homo twang to his voice.
>
> Bob u fool ! many homos are so masculine you would pooh your pants if one
> threatened to smack you in the face
>
> try shedding your naive stereotypical small minded stupidity and tackling
> the real facts for a change
>
> also many men talk like u describe who are stright mate
>
> as a man who loves man I find the "gay voice " you mention to be sickening
>
> now BOB go fuck your doorknob

Thanks for sharing your hissy fit with me.

Jo (ONB)

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Jun 3, 2001, 8:03:13 PM6/3/01
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Considering the racing industry has an accent all of its own. Somewhere
between Aussie and eunuch, people pick it up very quickly.
For a matter of interest, the racing industry has an extreme homophobic
culture. Those of "dubious" sexuality have mysterious accidents, they get
fired, blacklisted you name it, it happens.


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PAM.

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Jun 5, 2001, 9:17:20 PM6/5/01
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Bobs wrote:
>
> I see yet another jockey on the news and again he looks dodgy. He's got
> that homo twang to his voice.
>
> Tait, Todd (Bi?), that young Maori jockey from Taranaki that's always on
> the news, and half of the jockeys at the Olympics all have a gay twang
> to their voice. Why is that? Can any gays give me an answer? Are they
> gay? Does your 'gay radar' go off the scale when they talk??


I'd have to say bi more than homo. My partner told me that horsey people
are real goers when it comes to the after event parties. She wasn't
surprised at all with the comments about Mark Todd (if at all true or
not). She said those parties can turn into drug/drunked orgy-fests. Men
and women all over each other.

I politely asked her if she could take me to one.

PAM.

...still waiting.

Jo (ONB)

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Jun 6, 2001, 2:22:31 AM6/6/01
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just horny little sods. Usually the same few at every party. One prominent
jockey (I wont name but his name starts with Darren and ends in W) had heavy
grass stains on the front of his jeans and the girl had em on his knees
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pau...@ya=ho=o.com

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Jun 6, 2001, 6:14:33 AM6/6/01
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Could you reword this? I can't quite get the visual effect.

paul

star...@gmail.com

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Jun 11, 2016, 6:13:58 PM6/11/16
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I am a gag and love the parachute metaphor. However I looked up the other word and it's not even on the internet. Did you mean fagaphilia or something. And the the answer to all your questions is days are awesome and animals, horses know it. Snap snap
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