NZ lawyers searching for Claire Swire
Dave B
of their hapless clients ended up getting billed.
One of the strings in the search for Claire Swire enclosed. Read from the
bottom and see what happens next when she sends it to her boyfriend.
DB
i got this today
To read this correctly start at the bottom and work your way up, it's worth
it :)
-----Original Message-----
From: Lawrence, Edward P [IBD] [mailto:edward.p...@ssmb.com] Sent: 11
December 2000 12:03
To: Amanda Barrow (E-mail); Andrew Barrow (E-mail); Andrew Conway (E-mail);
Carolyn Hynd (E-mail); Don Riddell (E-mail); Ed Watkins (E-mail); Eddie
Pratt (E-mail); Elisa Haidt (E-mail); Gareth Walters (E-mail); Jonathan Boyd
(E-mail); Jonathan Grantham (E-mail); Lisa Farrell (E-mail); Mike Kennedy
(E-mail); Mindy Sawhney (E-mail); Ming
Lui (E-mail); Paul Keene (E-mail); Patrick Moynihan (E-mail); Paul Rowlinson
(E-mail); Peter James (E-mail); Rolf KarstenSmith
(E-mail);
Sara Wheeler (E-mail); Steve Lock (E-mail); Yolanda. Young@Biomni. Com
(E-mail)
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
Read from the bottom ...... quite ammusing .... This must be absolutely
mortifying for the happless Miss Swires who will be dumping her boyfriend
very shortly I feel.
-----Original Message-----
From: John Clifford [mailto:jo...@livguarantee.co.uk]
Sent: 11 December 2000 11:18
To: 'Mark Gill'
Cc: 'Adrian'; 'Alix Brebbia (E-mail)'; 'Darren Spence';
'Doug....@creditlyonnais.co.uk'; 'Philip Smith'; 'Pippa'; 'rob clifford';
'Simon Jones'; 'Stephen Smith'
Subject: RE: The search for Claire Swires
Guy I work with knows her. She used to go out with his mate.
John
John Clifford
Livingstone Guarantee
15 Adam Street
London
WC2N 6RJ
Direct line: 020 7484 4709
Switchboard: 020 7484 4700
Fax: 020 7839 6912
-----Original Message-----
From: Mark Gill [SMTP:Mark...@relco.co.uk]
Sent: 11 December 2000 11:16
To: Pie Man; Skide...@aol.com; Jules Plumstead; Ice Rink; Twiner twining;
John Clifford; Magnay; Alex Oppenheim; andrew sentance;
Anna.B...@cliffordchance.com; Ash;
catherine...@uk.cohnwolfe.com; Chimpan Jee; Chris Saunders; Coffey,
Lorraine (Brewers); Don Sirio; Doug Oppenheim (E-mail); Ed Guinness; Eddy;
Filthmeister; George....@trilliumgrp.com; Hilda (E-mail);
Humphre...@staff.virgin.com; ROSTRON, Isobel;
Jennife...@AllenOvery.com; Joe Dawson; Jon Hiscock; Justin
Gayner;
Neil Riley; Nick Gibbons; Omar Sattar; Rebecca Winsor; Rory Baird (E-mail);
Rory Dorman; Sam Hakoura; Simon Williams; Simon Swycher; Sticky;
Stuart....@SlaughterandMay.com; Frosty; Tudor, Mark Subject: Fw: The
search for Claire Swires
Anyone know Claire Swires?
If not, still worth reading this from the bottom, and do be careful what you
send people in future!
----- Original Message -----
From: <Jamie....@CliffordChance.com
To: <Mark...@relco.co.uk; <s.wi...@mrp-law.co.uk;
<isim...@harbottle.com; <Makib...@aol.com;
<Ma...@listexperts.com;
<JSS...@solutia.com; <simon....@mwltd.demon.co.uk;
<r...@thepariswineexchange.com; <neil....@daewoo-cars.co.uk;
<jle...@ea.com; <hcje...@ntlworld.com; <d...@tpmuk.com;
<combat...@hotmail.com; <alexis...@btinternet.com;
<IMo...@channel4.co.uk; <Jamie....@CliffordChance.com;
<j.a...@fr.pwcglobal.com; <nmu...@algoodbody.ie;
<s.cri...@corsie-naysmith.co.uk; <jo...@landdesignstudio.co.uk;
<andrea....@ELITINTL.com; <ka...@deanmarsh.com;
<AGol...@ministryofsound.com; <catherin...@claritaseu.com;
<pnic...@1solitaire.freeserve.co.uk; <AUp...@sgb.co.uk;
<ali...@paper-round.co.uk; <VCC4.F...@MEMO.VOLVO.SE
Sent: 11 December 2000 10:35
Subject: The search for Claire Swires
start at the bottom and read up -
Adam....@msj.com.au on 11/12/2000 03:38:47
To: nick.h...@linklaters.com, achr...@linklaters.com,
von...@london.whitecase.com,
Clare....@cliffordchance.com,
EJane...@freshfields.com, henry...@kpmg.com.sg,
lorrai...@allenovery.com,
Morris.B...@cliffordchance.com,
Rosemary....@cliffordchance.com,
tamsin....@allenovery.com,
tristan.at...@chase.com, wpar...@wfw.com,
Lee.T...@cliffordchance.com, Shahid...@herbertsmith.com,
SZF/Manches@Manches, Charles...@cliffordchance.com
cc:
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
Mallesons Stephen Jaques
Confidential communication
Does anyone know Claire Swires? - she has become a little infamous. I think
she may be at Norton Rose. Read from the bottom up.
For everyone in the UK - its stinking hot in Sydney at the moment. Adam
Teare
Solicitor
Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney
Direct line (61 2) 9296 2519
Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
-----Original Message-----
From: Georgiou, Andrew
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 2:22:PM
To: Cole, Josh; Teare, Adam; Bannan, Conor
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
Mallesons Stephen Jaques
Confidential communication
Classy stuff, read from the bottom up.
Andrew Georgiou
Solicitor
Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney
Direct line (61 2) 9296 2473
Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
-----Original Message-----
From: Curran, Jeremy
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 1:24:PM
To: Georgiou, Andrew; Murray, Neil; Grover, Julian; Perkins, Adrian; Ogden,
Nicholas; Smit, Adrian; Reilly, Brendan J (SYDNEY); 'Chris Frawley'; 'Michel
LEGROS'; 'McMaster, Andrew'
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
Mallesons Stephen Jaques
Confidential communication
absolutely tremendous - this chick is copping an absolute
international
pizzling... all in the space of one weekend
start from the bottom and work up. SHE MUST BE FOUND
Jeremy Curran
Solicitor
Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney
Direct line (61 2) 9296 2173
Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
-----Original Message-----
From: Marshall, Simone
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 1:38:AM
To: Curran, Jeremy; Crittle, Ashleigh
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
Mallesons Stephen Jaques
Confidential communication
Must say, I hope this girls hair is looking good cause her
reputation is
certainly in tatters! And as for her taste in men - its almost as bad as
her
taste in....
Start at the bottom and scroll up!
Simone Marshall
Solicitor
Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney
Direct line (61 2) 9296 2058
Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
-----Original Message-----
From: Fisher, Heath
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 12:24:PM
To: Marshall, Simone; Navakadadcham, Ramanan; Barnett, Kane
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
Mallesons Stephen Jaques
Confidential communication
Read from the bottom up.
Heath Fisher
Law Graduate
Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney
Direct line (61 2) 9296 2279
Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
-----Original Message-----
From: Maasland, Tom TCIM [mailto:tom.ma...@bellgully.com]
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:30:AM
To: Ali Hunter (E-mail); Andrew Skinner (E-mail); Ben Shipley
(E-mail);
Brian Robinson (E-mail); Chris Leuschke (E-mail); Chris Leuschke (E-mail
2); Chris Leuschke (E-mail 3); Church (E-mail 2); Carson Higgins (E-mail);
Dick (E-mail); Dixon (E-mail); Garth Broadhead (E-mail); Hamish Edgar
(E-mail); Fisher, Heath; Jared Brotherston (E-mail); Jeff
Stringer (E-mail); Matt Hill (E-mail); Mike Pearce (E-mail); Mike Pearce
(E-mail 2); Paul Ford (E-mail); Nuts (E-mail); Puffy (E-mail);
Robert
Smith (E-mail); Rupert Harper (E-mail); Ses (E-mail); Shaun Houghton
(E-mail); Shaun Houghton (E-mail 2); Simon Graham (E-mail); Tim
Cordner
(E-mail); Tony Johnson (E-mail); Tony Oneto (E-mail)
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
This is great! Read the joke at the very bottom and then the ones directly
above. Claire Swires must be found...
NZ's underway how about Australia as well... get it moving
boys!! -----Original Message-----
From: Bishop, James JIB
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 12:13
To: Maasland, Tom TCIM; Thomas, Ben BET; Nunns Amon AKN; Kettle Hugh HCK;
Stone, Damian DQS; Tapsell David DWT; Palairet, Nick NJP
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
Read joke at the bottom and read up. What a great chick.
-----Original Message-----
From: Horner Blair (SGLAW) [mailto:B...@SGLAW.co.nz]
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 11:55
To: James Bishop (E-mail); Daniel Callaghan (E-mail); Julian Stewart
(E-mail); Hayden Trim (E-mail); 'camero...@amp.co.nz'
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
read the joke at the bottom and read up - poor girl.
-----Original Message-----
From: Richardson Hannah (SGLAW)
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 11:42 am
To: Clarke Christina (SGLAW); Lynch Rachael (SGLAW); Plumley Sarah (SGLAW);
Isaac Brad (SGLAW); Horner Blair (SGLAW); Matthew Fenwick (E-mail); Susie
Williams (E-mail); Emma Richardson (E-mail); Watson Roann (SGLAW)
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
-----Original Message-----
From: Sarah Udy [mailto:sara...@chapmantripp.co.nz]
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 11:29 am
To: 'Hannah Richardson'; 'David Guthrie'; 'Andrew Craw'; 'Johnson, Richard';
'Kirsten Massey (E-mail)'; 'Marie...@nz.eyi.com';
'Kalan
Peter'; 'Nicola Whittfield'; 'Sonu Panda';
'smi...@brookfields.co.nz';
'Strong Natasha (SGLAW)'
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
How terrible is this? Worst nightmare.
Start at bottom and read up.
-----Original Message-----
From: Christopher Flatt
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 11:20
To: 'Aaron Dooney'; Andrew Roche; 'Angus Dawson'; 'Barnaby Stewart';
'Belinda Morris'; 'Bruce Scott'; 'Bud Butler'; 'Chris Simmons';
Clint
Harding; 'Craig Pitt'; 'Duncan Wallace'; 'Estelle Davies'; 'Ian
Finch';
'Jarad O'Hara'; 'Jason Dunn'; 'Jenine Flatt'; 'Jeremy Miocevic'; 'Kate
Simkiss'; 'Kathryn Chamberlain'; 'Kevin Glover'; 'Kirsten Massey'; 'Luke
McCarthy'; 'Mark Dunmore'; 'Matt Findlay'; Melanie Schroeder; 'Mike Udy';
Miriam Knight; 'Moatz'; 'Natasha Alley'; 'Nick Wills';
'Nimmo';
'Paddy Casey'; 'Poynter'; Rachael Johnson; 'Randeep Sunner'; 'Rich
Gabelich'; 'Sally Beard'; Sarah Udy; 'Scott Kendall'; 'Simon
Nicholson';
'Simon Pond'; Steve Keall; 'Stretch'; 'Tim Mahood'; 'Tim Walden'; 'Titus
Rahiri'
Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
this is very funny read the joke at the very bottom and then scroll up
....the search
for Claire Swires
then forward it on.....so it finally gets back to her
-----Original Message-----
From: Nick Lodder [mailto:nick....@russellmcveagh.com]
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:35
To: cheezle (E-mail); Adrian Brown (E-mail) (E-mail); Rich Gabelich
(E-mail); Chris Bell (E-mail) (E-mail); Beard Sally (SGLAW) (E-mail)
Subject: The search for Claire Swires
this is funny read the joke at the bottom and then scroll up ....the search
for Claire Swires
then forward it on.....so it finally gets back to her
-----Original Message-----
From: Mike Clayton
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:30 am
To: Suzanne Westgate; AKL Grads
Subject: RE:
Butler, do you know this girl?
-----Original Message-----
From: Suzanne Westgate
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:25 AM
To: AKL Grads; AKL Summer Clerks
Subject: FW:
start at the bottom of this email then scroll up for some serious cringe
material. You dear wee summer clerks, let this serve as a warning of the
perils of emailing your secrets!
-----Original Message-----
From: Nicholson Alex amn [mailto:alex.ni...@bellgully.com]
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:15
To: Brendan (E-mail); Claire (E-mail); Carlos (E-mail); Gareth
(E-mail);
Liz S (E-mail); 'matthew...@tv3.co.nz'; Pete Algar (E-mail); Susie Q
(E-mail); Suzie (E-mail); Tamar1 (E-mail); Tim Mullins (E-mail); Tomi
(E-mail); Tracy W (E-mail)
Subject: FW:
Oh dear.
-----Original Message-----
From: Baker Miranda MAB
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:05
To: Nicholson Alex amn; Cantell Melissa MEJC; Max Shoshana shdm; Tinkler
Vanessa VLT
Subject: FW:
oh dear this poor girl - why some things should not be sent in an email...
-----Original Message-----
From: King, Matt MQK
Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 9:21
To: Martin, Simon SNM; Meyer Matthew MQM; Rumball Rachel RUM;
Osborne
Matthew MJO; Baker Miranda MAB
Subject: FW:
Start at bottom with the joke and then check out the confession from Claire
Swires. This has gone all over London. Now let's make it NZ.
-----Original Message-----
From: Sarch, Patrick [mailto:sarc...@nortonrose.com]
Sent: Saturday, 9 December 2000 5:58
To: 'Anthony'; 'Claydude'; 'Collins'; 'Cro Magnon'; 'Jah Otis'; 'Jezzer';
'Kev@UBS'; 'kingy'; 'ninja'; 'Nuria'; 'Putters'; 'rich'; 'Slash'; 'tazza';
'Trev'; 'zac'
Subject: FW:
check this out - worth the effort...start at the bottom
Norton Rose is a ruthless place to be
-----Original Message-----
From: Stephens, Sarah
Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 4:48 PM
To: Sarch, Patrick
Subject: FW:
-----Original Message-----
From: Alison Bunting [mailto:Alison....@Ashurst.com]
Sent: 08 December 2000 16:25
To: Stephens, Sarah
Subject: FW:
-----Original Message-----
From: Jonathan Parry
Sent: 08 December 2000 16:12
To: Alison Bunting
Subject: FW:
-----Original Message-----
From: Jonathan Parry
Sent: 08 December 2000 16:10
To: James Broadhurst; Brigit Hanwell; Adrian D Elliott; Angus
Dodwell;
Lilimarlen Hoff; Shona Power; Georgina McNeil; Nicholas Lees;
Georgina
Harris; Mary Gatehouse
Subject:
Watch what you confess in your e-mails. Scroll down read the joke followed
by "Claire Swires'" frank confession (which is now being thrown all over
the
information super-highway). Anyone ever heard of her?
-----Original Message-----
From: Nick Jefferson
Sent: 08 December 2000 15:38
To: Nicholas Attwell; James Trafford; Ian Warner; Jonathan Parry; Martin
Bavinton
Subject: FW: Where is Claire Squires?
-----Original Message-----
From: Paul Armstrong
Sent: 08 December 2000 15:38
To: Frank Thianer; Sofia de Meyer; Bradley Kidd; Nick Jefferson Subject: FW:
Where is Claire Squires?
Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfortunate response from
claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner
-----Original Message-----
From: Paul Hinton [mailto:paul....@bbc.co.uk]
Sent: 08 December 2000 14:12
To: 'Erik....@Ashursts.com'; 'Tony_...@bdo.co.uk';
'russ...@aol.com'
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfoirtunate response from
claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner
-----Original Message-----
From: Poole, Charlotte [SMTP:C...@ffwlaw.com]
Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 2:09 PM
To: Secondment - Paul Hinton
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
amusing scroll down
-----Original Message-----
From: Malhotra, Samidha [mailto:samidha....@csfb.com]
Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 1:55 PM
To: Hudson, Toby; 'c...@ffwlaw.com'; 'sop...@foresight.co.uk';
'marie...@butterworths.com';
'louise.bu...@simmon-simmons.com';
'stephen...@sb.com'; 'rachel....@simmons-simmons.com';
'sarah....@entranet.co.uk'
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
I know its mean, but v funny...poor girl!!
-----Original Message-----
From: David...@cliffordchance.com
[SMTP:David...@cliffordchance.com]
Sent: 08 December 2000 11:26
To: awj...@hotmail.com; atif....@gb.unisys.com;
cwarren...@trowers.com; fiona....@sjberwin.com;
R.Cr...@battens.co.uk; SAdat...@aol.com;
samidha....@csfb.com;
Tim.C...@cliffordchance.com;
Susan.Bl...@cliffordchance.com
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
scroll - the jokes are at the very bottom, but the real value is the
e-mails
from Ms. Swire a bit further up
-----Original Message-----
From: Nicholas....@AllenOvery.com
[mailto:Nicholas....@AllenOvery.com]
Sent: 07 December 2000 17:22
To: David.D...@AllenOvery.com; Ro...@CHSHEFF-TR.TRENT.NHS.UK;
david...@cliffordchance.com; garcia...@jpmorgan.com;
Round...@yahoo.com; George....@AllenOvery.com;
james....@artscouncil.org.uk; rty...@huon.net;
P...@d4-design.co.uk;
stephf...@hotmail.com; Stephen...@Commerzbank.co.uk
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
This is good.
It's Loreal, but I'm worth it
-----Original Message-----
From: Marshall, Joanna (TR)
Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:16 PM
To: Williams, Tom; Whitelock, Ben; Raman, Krishna; Strang, Emma; Bennett,
Clare: (NY); Klimes, Adam: (PG); Ainger, Luke: (BR);
Turrell,
Ben:ICM (PA); Cantwell, Sarah; Jones, Bronwen; Perinparaja,
Anjali:LT
(LN); Bower, Nicholas:PG (LN); Coddington, Nicholas: (WR);
Daykin,
Susie: (BD); Haddon, Imogen (ML); Manisty, Victoria: (RM);
Watson,
Davina
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
This has apparently been going round Norton Rose. Very funny!
-----Original Message-----
From: Ferri, David [mailto:fer...@nortonrose.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:07 PM
To: 'nick scouser'; 'nick roth'; 'alex'; 'rick'; 'joanna';
'bec';
'crispin'
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
one of the best emails i've seen in yonks!!
HUNT HER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Falkner, Claire
Sent: 07 December 2000 19:56
To: Hames, Joel; Ferri, David; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Walker,
Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner,
Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
and she just doesn't look like that type of girl - you can't
trust
anyone,
can you?
-----Original Message-----
From: Hames, Joel
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:55
To: Ferri, David; Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver,
Robert;
Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris;
Moss,
Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:community.icollector.com/++%22claire+sw
ire%22&hl=en
found her
-----Original Message-----
From: Ferri, David
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:50
To: Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames,
Joel;
Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris;
Moss,
Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
what a top lass
let's start a campaign to find her
-----Original Message-----
From: Falkner, Claire
Sent: 07 December 2000 19:35
To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker,
Steven;
Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
just found the same thing - still, how many swires are there in
this
city?
-----Original Message-----
From: Drummond, Edward
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:34
To: Falkner, Claire; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker,
Steven;
Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
she isn't NR actually now I've looked for her name on internal
directory.
So
we don't know her email address.
-----Original Message-----
From: Falkner, Claire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:33
To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker,
Steven;
Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
has anyone else been tempted to forward this back to her?
-----Original Message-----
From: Drummond, Edward
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:31
To: Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight,
Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner,
Claire
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
they are all NR
-----Original Message-----
From: Driver, Robert
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:31
To: Drummond, Edward; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray,
Grant;
Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner,
Claire
Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
who are these people? do they work at NR
-----Original Message-----
From: Drummond, Edward
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28
To: Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Driver, Robert; Knight,
Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner,
Claire
Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.
-----Original Message-----
From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25
To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan;
McDougall,
Jamie; Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward
Subject: "yours was yum"
now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it?
-----Original Message-----
From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12
To: Chait, Bradley
Subject: RE:
I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me too!
Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair
too...getting a funny
picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain
to Dave what's so funny!
-----Original Message-----
From: Chait, Bradley [mailto:cha...@nortonrose.com]
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10
To: 'Claire Swire'
Subject: RE:
Not ALL the time I hope
(or so you would have me believe)
-----Original Message-----
From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07
To: Chait, Bradley
Subject: RE:
lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me!
-----Original Message-----
From: Chait, Bradley [mailto:cha...@nortonrose.com]
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06
To: 'Claire Swire'
Subject: RE:
cute
-----Original Message-----
From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 15:53
To: Adrian James (E-mail); Benny Shipley (E-mail); Chait,
Bradley; Caroline
Scotson (E-mail); Chris May (E-mail); Ellie Thorneycroft
(E-mail); Mark de
st croix (E-mail); Matt Metos (E-mail); Pete Kenyon (E-mail);
Toby Clarke (E-mail)
Subject:
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it
now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all
the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and
drink it!",she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So
the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so
the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the
man takes off
his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
Jay
I know a girl who was at University with the "tasty" man in question.
Only yesterday there were a couple of the thread contributors sacked for
Email misuse (I kid you not)
Jay
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"Dave B" <imat...@hotmail.co.addanm> wrote in message
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Wilna White
@*spamfree*xtra.co.nz> writes
>The conversation started in London a couple of weeks ago.
>I know a girl who was at University with the "tasty" man in question.
>Only yesterday there were a couple of the thread contributors sacked for
>Email misuse (I kid you not)
>
>
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1072000/1072391.stm
Poor lass. What a gent - NOT!!
--
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Ben
Ben
"Dave B" <imat...@hotmail.co.addanm> wrote in message
news:BiY%5.604$RJV.33...@news.xtra.co.nz...
Dersu
puerile intellect of the "bright young things" involved in this pathetic
exchange of e mail. To think that they are probably university educated high
income earners yet still have so little between the ears that they probably
roared with laughter over Prince Charles's infamous "Tampax" conversation
with Camilla makes me cringe.
D.
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"The best and the brightest".
Woman dodges internet sex nightmare
18.12.2000
Claire Swire, the woman whose private correspondence detailing her sexual
preferences has become internet gossip, has gone into hiding as her e-mail
zooms around the world.
The e-mail, which contains details of an intimate encounter between Miss
Swire, a 26-year-old public relations executive, and London lawyer Bradley
Chait, has become international gossip after he forwarded it to friends who,
in turn, sent it to others.
The number of recipients snowballed as it was forwarded, copied and
forwarded again.
A website has even been set up in Miss Swire’s honour, and people can vote
on whether Mr Chait should be fired for betraying her trust.
By last night, 52 per cent of voters had said he should go.
Mr Chait, 27, who works for the law firm Norton Rose, sent the explicit
e-mail to six friends, four of whom also work at the firm. Miss Swire tried
to escape the publicity by leaving her flat in Fulham, west London, to go to
her parents’ home in East Sussex. When she was tracked by journalists, she
fled again, this time to an unknown address.
Her mother, Caroline Swire, said: “Claire is not here, she has gone into
hiding. I don’t blame her. She is horrified by all this.”
Norton Rose said it banned the sending of obscene, discriminatory or
defamatory e-mails.
Mr Chait and his four colleagues face disciplinary action.
It all began when Miss Swire sent Mr Chait an e-mail containing a joke about
a sperm bank.
“Cute,” Mr Chait replied innocently.
A minute later Miss Swire responded, graphically detailing her sexual
technique during an intimate encounter with Mr Chait.
Mr Chait then forwarded the conversation to six male friends.
Three minutes later, one of his friends sent the message to 11 people. The
next person forwarded it to 12 people.
Less than a minute later, it had gone to eight more people.
Within hours, copies were in America and Japan, and by the end of the day
thousands of people had received it.
Within 24 hours, the number of readers was in the millions.
A website which launched a hunt for Miss Swire received two e-mails claiming
to be from her.
But both the e-mails were thought to be fake.
Staff reporters, agencies
Grant M Tipping
the
> puerile intellect of the "bright young things" involved in this pathetic
> exchange of e mail. To think that they are probably university educated
Having a university education provides no indication of ones intelligence.
charle...@my-deja.com
"Grant M Tipping" <@opus.co.nz> wrote:
>
> "Dersu" <de...@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
> news:97734592...@shelley.paradise.net.nz...
> > The really unfortunate thing about this is that it reveals so much
about
> the
> > puerile intellect of the "bright young things" involved in this
pathetic
> > exchange of e mail. To think that they are probably university
educated
>
> Having a university education provides no indication of ones
intelligence.
That's for real, it is refreshing to find a young lady with such a
forthright attitude towards giving head.
Her comments on the taste were illuminating as well. I wonder how she
judges the taste of semen, does she spit, swallow or perhaps gargle.
Come and visit us Claire and do some taste tests on NZ'ers, we'll give
you something different to contemplate.
Chuck
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"Dersu" <de...@paradise.net.nz> wrote:
> The really unfortunate thing about this is that it reveals so much
about the
> puerile intellect of the "bright young things" involved in this
pathetic
Full copy with all the Lawyers from NZ named at
http://www.newsitem.co.uk
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wrote:
>The really unfortunate thing about this is that it reveals so much about the
>puerile intellect of the "bright young things" involved in this pathetic
>exchange of e mail.
I agree - it also reveals the puerile state of the initiator of this
thread, and all the 'me too's it generated.
Dave B
way to hide their identity and whose heads are so far up their asses that
they really cannot be taken seriously at all. The very fact that they have
to read the full thread before they have the guts to attempt a pathetic
reply demonstrates simply that if their IQ was to drop any lower, they would
need watering.
Jeez, the schoolkids are holiday again!
Dave B
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