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rms1

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Jul 19, 2003, 8:04:56 AM7/19/03
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Bueray Rippie <bri...@tupelo.com> wrote in message
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> No, she's a high-yellow from Morgan City, Louisiana. There are a lot
> of fine ones there and also in Tupelo, Mississippi.


She is some fine stuff. Don't know why Kobe would cheat on her. But then
again, with all those women around, it must be temptin'.

> All liberals think alike. Consequently, none of them think very much.

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make you commit atrocities."
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Mortimer Schnerd, RN

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Jul 19, 2003, 8:23:11 AM7/19/03
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rms1 wrote:
> She is some fine stuff. Don't know why Kobe would cheat on her. But
> then again, with all those women around, it must be temptin'.


Didn't she just have a baby? She probably cut him off. If not then, now.

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Carleen

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Jul 19, 2003, 12:01:15 PM7/19/03
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"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" <msch...@carolina.rr.com.BARF> wrote in message
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> rms1 wrote:
> > She is some fine stuff. Don't know why Kobe would cheat on her. But
> > then again, with all those women around, it must be temptin'.
>
>
> Didn't she just have a baby? She probably cut him off. If not then, now.

Most men, who are being honest anyway, will tell you that cheating has
nothing to do with what or how much you can get at home. It's about doing it
because you *can*, and sneaking around is fun.

Carleen


Racine

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Jul 19, 2003, 3:40:08 PM7/19/03
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"Carleen" <dickerso...@THISnetzero.com> wrote in message
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> Most men, who are being honest anyway, will tell you that cheating has
> nothing to do with what or how much you can get at home. It's about doing
it
> because you *can*, and sneaking around is fun.
>
There are many reasons why people cheat but I heard one of the reasons is
the risk factor.
The riskier it is, the more the high. It's not that they want to get
caught. They just like the risk.
Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a big, fat
game.
Cheated on your wife while your wife is in the next room, 900 points.
Score!


mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 3:42:45 PM7/19/03
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Bueray Rippie wrote:
>
> On 18 Jul 2003 13:44:12 -0700, Aran...@selin.com (Arancione) wrote:
>
> >Is Vanessa Laine white?


>
> No, she's a high-yellow from Morgan City, Louisiana. There are a lot
> of fine ones there and also in Tupelo, Mississippi.

No matter how great, rich or powerful you are, once the Wife has
the kid and loses interest in sex..............

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mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 3:43:40 PM7/19/03
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rms1 wrote:
>
> Bueray Rippie <bri...@tupelo.com> wrote in message
> news:c148534940d2aad5...@free.teranews.com...
>
> > No, she's a high-yellow from Morgan City, Louisiana. There are a lot
> > of fine ones there and also in Tupelo, Mississippi.
>
> She is some fine stuff. Don't know why Kobe would cheat on her. But then
> again, with all those women around, it must be temptin'.

Perhaps he wan't getting enough afther the baby was born. But he's lucky she
did not blimp up to 240 like American women do,

mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 3:44:05 PM7/19/03
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"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote:
>
> rms1 wrote:
> > She is some fine stuff. Don't know why Kobe would cheat on her. But
> > then again, with all those women around, it must be temptin'.
>
> Didn't she just have a baby? She probably cut him off. If not then, now.

DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING!DING! We have a Winner!

mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 3:44:51 PM7/19/03
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So how many cheated on your blimped-up ass Carleen?

mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 3:47:20 PM7/19/03
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Racine wrote:

> Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a big, fat
> game.

Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see it,
the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.

nimue

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Jul 19, 2003, 5:10:12 PM7/19/03
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mike wrote:
> Racine wrote:
>
>> Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a
>> big, fat game.
>
> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see it,
> the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.

I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?

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mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 7:17:34 PM7/19/03
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nimue wrote:
>
> mike wrote:
> > Racine wrote:
> >
> >> Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a
> >> big, fat game.
> >
> > Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
> > like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see it,
> > the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
>
> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?

Not the tubbies who let themselves go all to hell.

nimue

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Jul 19, 2003, 7:22:25 PM7/19/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue wrote:
>>
>> mike wrote:
>>> Racine wrote:
>>>
>>>> Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a
>>>> big, fat game.
>>>
>>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
>>> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see
>>> it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
>>
>> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
>
> Not the tubbies who let themselves go all to hell.

You SHOULD hate them. After all, a woman's only job is to be attractive --
to you -- and any woman who doesn't take that seriously really doesn't even
deserve to exist.

mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 8:02:53 PM7/19/03
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nimue wrote:
>
> mike wrote:
> > nimue wrote:
> >>
> >> mike wrote:
> >>> Racine wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a
> >>>> big, fat game.
> >>>
> >>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
> >>> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see
> >>> it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
> >>
> >> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
> >
> > Not the tubbies who let themselves go all to hell.
>
> You SHOULD hate them. After all, a woman's only job is to be attractive --
> to you -- and any woman who doesn't take that seriously really doesn't even
> deserve to exist.

Any woman or man who allows themselves to become grossly obese obviously
doesn't take thier own existance (healthwise) seriously.

nimue

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Jul 19, 2003, 8:30:20 PM7/19/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue wrote:
>>
>> mike wrote:
>>> nimue wrote:
>>>>
>>>> mike wrote:
>>>>> Racine wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a
>>>>>> big, fat game.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
>>>>> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see
>>>>> it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
>>>>
>>>> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
>>>
>>> Not the tubbies who let themselves go all to hell.
>>
>> You SHOULD hate them. After all, a woman's only job is to be
>> attractive -- to you -- and any woman who doesn't take that
>> seriously really doesn't even deserve to exist.
>
> Any woman or man who allows themselves to become grossly obese
> obviously doesn't take thier own existance (healthwise) seriously.

Therefore, you are absolutely right to ridicule them -- although thus far,
only the women have come in for the ridicule. The fact that these people
(or women) are overweight completely clears you of any charges of
insensitivity, or abusive behavior. After all -- they DESERVE the abuse you
love to dish out -- there is nothing wrong with your desire to be nasty to
people who may be suffering enough already -- and nothing wrong with you,
either. I'd say your bullying is necessary, and not a sign of emotional
problems of your own.

mike

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Jul 19, 2003, 11:13:38 PM7/19/03
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nimue wrote:
>
> mike wrote:
> > nimue wrote:
> >>
> >> mike wrote:
> >>> nimue wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> mike wrote:
> >>>>> Racine wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Some people treat sex and sexual conquests as nothing more than a
> >>>>>> big, fat game.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
> >>>>> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see
> >>>>> it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
> >>>>
> >>>> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
> >>>
> >>> Not the tubbies who let themselves go all to hell.
> >>
> >> You SHOULD hate them. After all, a woman's only job is to be
> >> attractive -- to you -- and any woman who doesn't take that
> >> seriously really doesn't even deserve to exist.
> >
> > Any woman or man who allows themselves to become grossly obese
> > obviously doesn't take thier own existance (healthwise) seriously.
>

> Therefore, you are absolutely right to ridicule them....

Pointing out a FACT about Americans and American culture is ridicule?

The FACT that obesity is the greatest epidemic in this country is
something to be ignored, condoned or not mentioned?

Or is it that you are just another 240+ gal who blames society for
your lack of self-control and self-esteem, and compensates with
militancy?

nimue

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Jul 19, 2003, 11:38:56 PM7/19/03
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You said some hateful, nasty things about overweight WOMEN. You ridiculed
them in a way that left me in no doubt of your lack of concern for their
health. I think fat prejudice is the last acceptable prejudice -- people
can hide behind a supposed concern for health -- you really don't care about
anyone's health. You are just disgusted by fat women -- they make you
angry. A list of your quotes follows.


<<Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see it,
the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.>>

Note the hostility directed at women, here. Not men, not fat, not fat
men -- just fat women.

<<So how many cheated on your blimped-up ass Carleen?>>

Charming.

<<But he's lucky she
did not blimp up to 240 like American women do,>>

Again -- you just have this hatred toward fat women. If you are unaware of
how you sound, you should take a good look at what you have written.

Woodie69

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Jul 20, 2003, 12:21:34 AM7/20/03
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As a man, I'm highly insulted by that "gentleman's" remark, I use that term
extremely loosely btw.

Beefalo? What the hell kind of term is that? Not only is it crass, but
it's demeaning as well.

If you are going to point out a flaw in society, look at it from both sides.
Don't just point your finger to women, because it happens to both sides of
the equations.

Nimue is right, you're just projecting your hatred onto women by using
obesity as an excuse.

If Freud were here he'd say, "Now, vhat about your relationship vith your
mother?" :)

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obsessed with Monica Bellucci


Calla

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Jul 20, 2003, 3:48:25 AM7/20/03
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"nimue" <cup_o...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<wolSa.4422$852...@twister.nyc.rr.com>...

nimue: high five, girl!!! ;)

mike

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Jul 20, 2003, 4:22:57 PM7/20/03
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I told the truth. Deal with it.

> You ridiculed
> them in a way that left me in no doubt of your lack of concern for their
> health. I think fat prejudice is the last acceptable prejudice -- people
> can hide behind a supposed concern for health -- you really don't care about
> anyone's health. You are just disgusted by fat women -- they make you
> angry. A list of your quotes follows.
>
> <<Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see it,
> the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.>>

FACT.

> Note the hostility directed at women, here. Not men, not fat, not fat
> men -- just fat women.

Pregnancy makes women gain weight. How much they gain and
how much they lose after birth are factors they can control if they
want to. The easy way out is to give in and become just another
beefalo at the park. My wife took a lot of crap from the beefalos
who complained when she excerised in the park that she made
them look lazy and that she was showing them up. What a load.

> <<So how many cheated on your blimped-up ass Carleen?>>
>
> Charming.

Folks, notice how the answer was NOT "zero".

> <<But he's lucky she
> did not blimp up to 240 like American women do,>>
>
> Again -- you just have this hatred toward fat women.

Not hatred, disgust.

> If you are unaware of
> how you sound, you should take a good look at what you have written.

I don't need your approval, nor do I seek it.

Have a nice day.

nimue

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Jul 20, 2003, 4:34:45 PM7/20/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue wrote:
snip
>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can
>>>>>>>>> look like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on!
>>>>>>>>> We ALL see it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not the tubbies who let themselves go all to hell.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You SHOULD hate them. After all, a woman's only job is to be
>>>>>> attractive -- to you -- and any woman who doesn't take that
>>>>>> seriously really doesn't even deserve to exist.
>>>>>
>>>>> Any woman or man who allows themselves to become grossly obese
>>>>> obviously doesn't take thier own existance (healthwise) seriously.
>>>>
>>>> Therefore, you are absolutely right to ridicule them....
>>>
>>> Pointing out a FACT about Americans and American culture is
>>> ridicule?
>>>
>>> The FACT that obesity is the greatest epidemic in this country is
>>> something to be ignored, condoned or not mentioned?
>>>
>>> Or is it that you are just another 240+ gal who blames society for
>>> your lack of self-control and self-esteem, and compensates with
>>> militancy?
>>
>> You said some hateful, nasty things about overweight WOMEN.
>
> I told the truth. Deal with it.

It is true that obsesity is a problem in the US. However, that is NOT what
you discussed in your posts. You just flung insults at overweight women.
There is no need for the mean, vicious tone in your posts. There is no
reason to call someone a "beefalo" -- it's so juvenile! You sound like an
11 year old, girl-fearing bully in the schoolyard. You are hateful.


>
>> You ridiculed
>> them in a way that left me in no doubt of your lack of concern for
>> their health. I think fat prejudice is the last acceptable
>> prejudice -- people can hide behind a supposed concern for health --
>> you really don't care about anyone's health. You are just disgusted
>> by fat women -- they make you angry. A list of your quotes follows.
>>
>> <<Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
>> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see
>> it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.>>
>
> FACT.

What's a fact? Some men are 160 and some women are 240? Ok -- some women
are 120 and their men are 220. What's the point? The only thing that is
shining through here is your problem with overweight women.


>
>> Note the hostility directed at women, here. Not men, not fat, not
>> fat men -- just fat women.
>
> Pregnancy makes women gain weight. How much they gain and
> how much they lose after birth are factors they can control if they
> want to. The easy way out is to give in and become just another
> beefalo at the park. My wife took a lot of crap from the beefalos
> who complained when she excerised in the park that she made
> them look lazy and that she was showing them up. What a load.
>

Oh -- I don't believe a word of it. First of all, I don't believe you have
a wife. Why would a woman want to be with a man who has the feelings about
women that you have? Furthermore, I absolutely cannot believe that an
exercising woman was told by other women to stop because it made them look
lazy. Maybe as a joke -- but even then, no, it doesn't sound like something
that a woman would say.

>> <<So how many cheated on your blimped-up ass Carleen?>>
>>
>> Charming.
>
> Folks, notice how the answer was NOT "zero".
>

Um -- I am not Carleen, therefore, I cannot answer that question. However,
I would like to point out that Kobe Bryant cheated on a world-class beauty.
That leads me to believe that cheating has a lot more to do with the
character of the cheater than the appearance of his wife. Ms. Bryant's
beauty didn't keep her husband faithful because he is not man enough to be
faithful.

>> <<But he's lucky she
>> did not blimp up to 240 like American women do,>>
>>
>> Again -- you just have this hatred toward fat women.
>
> Not hatred, disgust.
>

Why? Who cares? Your disgust makes you so, so, so mean. It's appalling,
how mean you are and the things you say. Lots of things disgust me, but
someone's weight doesn't bother me at all. That's their business. Your
cruelty disgusts me, I have to say that -- far worse than anyone's fat.

>> If you are unaware of
>> how you sound, you should take a good look at what you have written.
>
> I don't need your approval, nor do I seek it.

I didn't tell you to seek my approval. I told you that you might be unaware
of how horrible you sound, how hurtful and belittling and mean, and you
might want to take a look at that. You could be inflicting a lot of pain
without knowing it. Perhaps you don't care. Perhaps you think fat women
deserve to be ridiculed and hurt. This is probably what you do think, and
that is very, very sad.
>
> Have a nice day.

--

mike

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Jul 20, 2003, 7:19:02 PM7/20/03
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nimue the beefalo wrote:

> I didn't tell you to seek my approval. I told you that you might be unaware
> of how horrible you sound, how hurtful and belittling and mean, and you
> might want to take a look at that.

Do carrots scream when they are pulled out of ground?

nimue

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Jul 20, 2003, 7:35:09 PM7/20/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue the beefalo wrote:

And I am supposed to believe you are married? Please. What woman -- what
human -- would want to be with someone as immature and nasty as you? BTW --
why do you think I am fat? Did it ever occur to you that people who aren't
fat might also be just completely disgusted by the way you speak about
overweight people?


>
>> I didn't tell you to seek my approval. I told you that you might be
>> unaware of how horrible you sound, how hurtful and belittling and
>> mean, and you might want to take a look at that.
>
> Do carrots scream when they are pulled out of ground?

Oh, lord. You are hopeless. I am almost sorry I treated you as if you were
a rational human being, because you aren't.

Carleen

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Jul 20, 2003, 9:37:36 PM7/20/03
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> >> <<So how many cheated on your blimped-up ass Carleen?>>
> >>
> >> Charming.
> >
> > Folks, notice how the answer was NOT "zero".
> >
> Um -- I am not Carleen, therefore, I cannot answer that question.
However,
> I would like to point out that Kobe Bryant cheated on a world-class
beauty.
> That leads me to believe that cheating has a lot more to do with the
> character of the cheater than the appearance of his wife. Ms. Bryant's
> beauty didn't keep her husband faithful because he is not man enough to be
> faithful.

LOL! I didn't even see his response, 'cause like I do all jerks in
Usenetdom, I killfiled him. What makes people think they can address you
anyway kind of way they want to, and you're actually supposed to *respond*
to them, like it's ok??

Carleen


nimue

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Jul 20, 2003, 9:52:53 PM7/20/03
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Don't ask me! He's a jerk. Hey -- didn't you ask me for the MS
information? Send me an email, and I will respond to it with the
information -- for some reason, I couldn't send you an email.

JustaGuy

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Jul 20, 2003, 10:54:40 PM7/20/03
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"mike" <ga...@nyc.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> nimue the beefalo wrote:
>
Not that you care, Mike. Your credibility is now zip.

What you called Nimue is uncalled for.

J.A.G. don't bother to reply as your posts will go
unasnwered and unread. I've got my Next key ready to work
overtime.


kat

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Jul 21, 2003, 7:50:11 AM7/21/03
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"nimue" <cup_o...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<UsiSa.2916$852....@twister.nyc.rr.com>...

> mike wrote:
> > Racine wrote:
> >

> > Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
> > like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see it,
> > the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
>
> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
>
> --

Obviously he can't get any.

Kat

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 5:23:14 PM7/21/03
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Loooong, John wrote:

> If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
> tighter cunts.

Don't forget the fresh cheese thats scraped out from under those udders!

Kristy

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Jul 21, 2003, 5:25:12 PM7/21/03
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> Pregnancy makes women gain weight. How much they gain and
> how much they lose after birth are factors they can control if they
> want to. The easy way out is to give in and become just another
> beefalo at the park. My wife took a lot of crap from the beefalos
> who complained when she excerised in the park that she made
> them look lazy and that she was showing them up. What a load.
>
ah, your wife must be sooooo lucky to have such a caring husband as
yourself. You probably think it's the wife's job to change poopy diapers
too. I hope she never has a disfiguring accident or illness because god
knows she'd find out right away how much you REALLY love her.


nimue

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Jul 21, 2003, 6:16:34 PM7/21/03
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Loooong John wrote:
> On 21 Jul 2003 04:50:11 -0700, kat3...@hotmail.com (kat) wrote:
>
> If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
> tighter cunts.
>
>> Kat

Ah -- you have sex with livestock? I think that's illegal -- but if you
explain to the cops that that was all you could get, they might be
sympathetic.

nimue

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Jul 21, 2003, 6:17:48 PM7/21/03
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mike wrote:
> Loooong, John wrote:
>>
>> On 21 Jul 2003 04:50:11 -0700, kat3...@hotmail.com (kat) wrote:
>>
>>> "nimue" <cup_o...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:<UsiSa.2916$852....@twister.nyc.rr.com>...
>>>
>>>> mike wrote:
>>>>> Racine wrote:
>>>>>
>>>
>>>>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
>>>>> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL
>>>>> see it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
>>>>
>>>> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>
>>> Obviously he can't get any.
>>
>> If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
>> tighter cunts.
>
> Don't forget the fresh cheese thats scraped out from under those
> udders!

You sure do like shtupping livestock, don't you? I think there is another
ng for that, because we don't want to hear about that on this one.

nimue

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Jul 21, 2003, 6:42:29 PM7/21/03
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Kristy, he doesn't really have a wife -- please!

Kristy

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Jul 21, 2003, 7:10:16 PM7/21/03
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> >> If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
> >> tighter cunts.
> >
> > Don't forget the fresh cheese thats scraped out from under those
> > udders!
>
> You sure do like shtupping livestock, don't you? I think there is another
> ng for that, because we don't want to hear about that on this one.
>
He sure does have a frighteningly large amount of info on the sexual organs
of cows!

> "It enrages me to be told I have a temper."
> Rose
>

Who is Rose? I love these quotes!


nimue

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Jul 21, 2003, 7:27:49 PM7/21/03
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Rose is one of the resident geniuses over at alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer -- a
great newsgroup! Rose is practically a quote-mill!

--
nimue

"There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus
after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed... and also
smoking." Principal Snyder

"It enrages me to be told I have a temper."
Rose


mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 8:35:22 PM7/21/03
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Its amazing how much hate you Beefalos have within you, no.....
actually its not, since you became Beefalos you shun the mirror.

Now you have had a MAJOR sugar rush to have equated a
"disfiguring accident or illness" with sloth and lack of self-control
combined with low self-esteem and countless bags of chips.

"You MUST love me no matter how FAT I allow myself to become"
is your mantra. "I am still the same person you married" you bray,
in beteeen bites of your Dove bar while ignoring that you fit into your
wedding dress for less than 24 hours, and will NEVER fit into it again.

My wife, child and I all watch what we eat, excersize regularly and
are continually AMAZED at the number of women who not only
allow themselves to become Beefalo's but they drag thier innocent
children into a life of obesity, sloth and health problems.

Another one of your mantras. "There are no FAT women if all
the women are FAT.

No lug your sweaty ass to the fridge for a sugar rush and get back to me.

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 8:36:01 PM7/21/03
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nimue wrote:
>
> Loooong John wrote:
> > On 21 Jul 2003 04:50:11 -0700, kat3...@hotmail.com (kat) wrote:
> >
> >> "nimue" <cup_o...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:<UsiSa.2916$852....@twister.nyc.rr.com>...
> >>
> >>> mike wrote:
> >>>> Racine wrote:
> >>>>
> >>
> >>>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can look
> >>>> like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We ALL see
> >>>> it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
> >>>
> >>> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>
> >> Obviously he can't get any.
> >
> > If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
> > tighter cunts.
> >
> >> Kat
>
> Ah -- you have sex with livestock?

Only when men have to ask thier Beefalos to "Mooooove over"!!!

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 8:37:53 PM7/21/03
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nimue wrote:
>
> Kristy wrote:
> >> Pregnancy makes women gain weight. How much they gain and
> >> how much they lose after birth are factors they can control if they
> >> want to. The easy way out is to give in and become just another
> >> beefalo at the park. My wife took a lot of crap from the beefalos
> >> who complained when she excerised in the park that she made
> >> them look lazy and that she was showing them up. What a load.
> >>
> > ah, your wife must be sooooo lucky to have such a caring husband as
> > yourself. You probably think it's the wife's job to change poopy
> > diapers too. I hope she never has a disfiguring accident or illness
> > because god knows she'd find out right away how much you REALLY love
> > her.
>
> Kristy, he doesn't really have a wife -- please!

Wife of 18 years, two wonderful kids.

And you two beefalos?

We know one of you has problems keeping a man in the house.

Tell us YOUR sob story. It a glandular problem with you, right?

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 8:39:22 PM7/21/03
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Kristy wrote:
>
> > >> If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
> > >> tighter cunts.
> > >
> > > Don't forget the fresh cheese thats scraped out from under those
> > > udders!
> >
> > You sure do like shtupping livestock, don't you? I think there is another
> > ng for that, because we don't want to hear about that on this one.
> >
> He sure does have a frighteningly large amount of info on the sexual organs
> of cows!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! LOOK!!! Look who has the NERVE to use the
phrase "frighteningly large" in a sentence!!!! BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOVE OVER!!!!!

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 8:40:01 PM7/21/03
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nimue wrote:
>
> Kristy wrote:
> >>>> If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
> >>>> tighter cunts.
> >>>
> >>> Don't forget the fresh cheese thats scraped out from under those
> >>> udders!
> >>
> >> You sure do like shtupping livestock, don't you? I think there is
> >> another ng for that, because we don't want to hear about that on
> >> this one.
> >>
> > He sure does have a frighteningly large amount of info on the sexual
> > organs of cows!
> >
> >> "It enrages me to be told I have a temper."
> >> Rose
> >>
> > Who is Rose? I love these quotes!
>
> Rose is one of the resident geniuses over at alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer -- a
> great newsgroup! Rose is practically a quote-mill!

I hear shes fatter than a gin mill!!!!!

nimue

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Jul 21, 2003, 9:15:28 PM7/21/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue wrote:
>>
>> Kristy wrote:
>>>> Pregnancy makes women gain weight. How much they gain and
>>>> how much they lose after birth are factors they can control if they
>>>> want to. The easy way out is to give in and become just another
>>>> beefalo at the park. My wife took a lot of crap from the beefalos
>>>> who complained when she excerised in the park that she made
>>>> them look lazy and that she was showing them up. What a load.
>>>>
>>> ah, your wife must be sooooo lucky to have such a caring husband as
>>> yourself. You probably think it's the wife's job to change poopy
>>> diapers too. I hope she never has a disfiguring accident or illness
>>> because god knows she'd find out right away how much you REALLY love
>>> her.
>>
>> Kristy, he doesn't really have a wife -- please!
>
> Wife of 18 years, two wonderful kids.

I don't believe this. You have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy. I
don't believe you are married, and I am not even sure you are an adult.


>
> And you two beefalos?
>
> We know one of you has problems keeping a man in the house.

We? Who is "we," Mike? I don't think that's a pronoun you use a lot in
your lonely life.


>
> Tell us YOUR sob story. It a glandular problem with you, right?

I really shouldn't dignify any of this with an answer -- but why on earth do
you think we are fat? You've never seen us, after all. Furthermore, why do
you think it's ok to be so vicious to fat people -- whoops -- women? Do you
really think it's okay to treat anyone the way you treat fat women? You are
really a dreadful person, and probably need a lot of help. You need to
figure out why you like being so cruel and why you are so angry -- it's
sick.

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 9:42:48 PM7/21/03
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nimue wrote:
>
> mike wrote:
> > nimue wrote:
> >>
> >> Kristy wrote:
> >>>> Pregnancy makes women gain weight. How much they gain and
> >>>> how much they lose after birth are factors they can control if they
> >>>> want to. The easy way out is to give in and become just another
> >>>> beefalo at the park. My wife took a lot of crap from the beefalos
> >>>> who complained when she excerised in the park that she made
> >>>> them look lazy and that she was showing them up. What a load.
> >>>>
> >>> ah, your wife must be sooooo lucky to have such a caring husband as
> >>> yourself. You probably think it's the wife's job to change poopy
> >>> diapers too. I hope she never has a disfiguring accident or illness
> >>> because god knows she'd find out right away how much you REALLY love
> >>> her.
> >>
> >> Kristy, he doesn't really have a wife -- please!
> >
> > Wife of 18 years, two wonderful kids.
>
> I don't believe this.

Its a free country, believe what you want.

Believe that you don't have a problem.

> You have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy.

Like you know any.

>I don't believe you are married, ....

You already brayed this comment out to the world.

> ...and I am not even sure you are an adult.

I can say the same thing.

Are you sure you are not some 200 lb thirteen year old whose momma
had no self esteem, willpower or common sense while she was stuffing
your face with crap all these years?


> > And you two beefalos?
> >
> > We know one of you has problems keeping a man in the house.
>
> We? Who is "we," Mike? I don't think that's a pronoun you use a lot in
> your lonely life.

Uhhhmmmm, "nimue", you DO know "Kristy"....right?
You DID refer to her by name.
Another Ice Cream indued sugar rush caused a brain freeze?
Or was it a diabetic shock?

> > Tell us YOUR sob story. It a glandular problem with you, right?
>
> I really shouldn't dignify any of this with an answer --

Yes!

> but why on earth do you think we are fat?

You and your galpal obviously don't.

The rest of think that a 5'5" woman who weighs 220 is.

> You've never seen us, after all.

Thank the Loard!!!!!

nimue

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Jul 21, 2003, 9:46:39 PM7/21/03
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--

nimue

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Jul 21, 2003, 9:54:18 PM7/21/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue wrote:
>>
>> mike wrote:
>>> nimue wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Kristy wrote:
>>>>>> Pregnancy makes women gain weight. How much they gain and
>>>>>> how much they lose after birth are factors they can control if
>>>>>> they want to. The easy way out is to give in and become just
>>>>>> another beefalo at the park. My wife took a lot of crap from the
>>>>>> beefalos who complained when she excerised in the park that she
>>>>>> made them look lazy and that she was showing them up. What a
>>>>>> load.
>>>>>>
>>>>> ah, your wife must be sooooo lucky to have such a caring husband
>>>>> as yourself. You probably think it's the wife's job to change
>>>>> poopy diapers too. I hope she never has a disfiguring accident
>>>>> or illness because god knows she'd find out right away how much
>>>>> you REALLY love her.
>>>>
>>>> Kristy, he doesn't really have a wife -- please!
>>>
>>> Wife of 18 years, two wonderful kids.
>>
>> I don't believe this.
>
> Its a free country, believe what you want.

Even if you were married -- and you're not -- there is no way someone as
mean and immature as you could have wonderful children.


>
> Believe that you don't have a problem.
>
>> You have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy.
>
> Like you know any.

I teach high school. You are not as mature as my 13 year old freshmen.


>
>> I don't believe you are married, ....
>
> You already brayed this comment out to the world.
>
>> ...and I am not even sure you are an adult.
>
> I can say the same thing.

You don't think you are adult, either? Well, I can understand why.


>
> Are you sure you are not some 200 lb thirteen year old whose momma
> had no self esteem, willpower or common sense while she was stuffing
> your face with crap all these years?

Google me and find out.


>
>
>>> And you two beefalos?
>>>
>>> We know one of you has problems keeping a man in the house.
>>
>> We? Who is "we," Mike? I don't think that's a pronoun you use a
>> lot in your lonely life.
>
> Uhhhmmmm, "nimue", you DO know "Kristy"....right?
> You DID refer to her by name.
> Another Ice Cream indued sugar rush caused a brain freeze?
> Or was it a diabetic shock?

So, you are trying to tell me that when you said, "We know one of you has
problems keeping a man in the house," that "we" referred to you and Kristy?
You think you and Kristy think alike? You're sure you didn't mean to
include Kristy as "one of you" and me as the other part of "one of you"?


>
>>> Tell us YOUR sob story. It a glandular problem with you, right?
>>
>> I really shouldn't dignify any of this with an answer --
>
> Yes!
>
>> but why on earth do you think we are fat?
>
> You and your galpal obviously don't.
>
> The rest of think that a 5'5" woman who weighs 220 is.

I am neither 5'5" nor 220.


>
>> You've never seen us, after all.
>
> Thank the Loard!!!!!

--

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 11:45:47 PM7/21/03
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Speechless eh? Deep throating twinkies three at a time again?

mike

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Jul 21, 2003, 11:53:22 PM7/21/03
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nimue wrote:

> Even if you were married -- and you're not -- there is no way someone as
> mean and immature as you could have wonderful children.

Sure there is. Its called "responsability and reality".
You would be amazed how much of your reality is your own respsonsibility.

Especially when it come to your health.

But then you must think anyone 5' 7" and 250 is OK.

> > Believe that you don't have a problem.
> >
> >> You have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy.
> >
> > Like you know any.
>
> I teach high school. You are not as mature as my 13 year old freshmen.

Ahhhhhhhhh....the Teacher! Certainly, the vison of Mrs. Crabtree from
the Little Rascals does NOT come to mind.

> >> I don't believe you are married, ....
> >
> > You already brayed this comment out to the world.
> >
> >> ...and I am not even sure you are an adult.
> >
> > I can say the same thing.
>
> You don't think you are adult, either? Well, I can understand why.
> >
> > Are you sure you are not some 200 lb thirteen year old whose momma
> > had no self esteem, willpower or common sense while she was stuffing
> > your face with crap all these years?
>
> Google me and find out.

Lame attempt at evading the question.

Notice how I right I was at the "thirteen" remark, as you unconciously
used the same frame of reference after I did.

> >>> And you two beefalos?
> >>>
> >>> We know one of you has problems keeping a man in the house.
> >>
> >> We? Who is "we," Mike? I don't think that's a pronoun you use a
> >> lot in your lonely life.
> >
> > Uhhhmmmm, "nimue", you DO know "Kristy"....right?
> > You DID refer to her by name.
> > Another Ice Cream indued sugar rush caused a brain freeze?
> > Or was it a diabetic shock?
>
> So, you are trying to tell me that when you said, "We know one of you has
> problems keeping a man in the house," that "we" referred to you and Kristy?
> You think you and Kristy think alike? You're sure you didn't mean to
> include Kristy as "one of you" and me as the other part of "one of you"?
> >
> >>> Tell us YOUR sob story. It a glandular problem with you, right?
> >>
> >> I really shouldn't dignify any of this with an answer --
> >
> > Yes!

Saddam has hundreds of Statues of Massive Construction.

nimue

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Jul 22, 2003, 12:01:20 AM7/22/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue wrote:

>
> Speechless eh? Deep throating twinkies three at a time again?

Mike -- read this story. Here's the link
http://www.adopting.org/FosteringFamilies/thankyou.html

and the story follows. You really remind me of the schoolboy on the bus.
You know, the bully with an ugly little soul. Now, read the story, and when
you are done, think long and hard -- whom would you rather know -- the
schoolboy or Mrs. MacIntyre? Who do you think is a better person? Who do
you think has done more good in the world? Who is the hero, and who is the
villain? Which one are you? I think all of us know whom we would rather
befriend, be related to, or just plain know. Here's a clue -- it sure
isn't the schoolboy.

Thank You, Mrs. MacIntyre
By Ashley W. Robertson

I am an adopted child. It seems to me that I have always known this, even
from birth, but I've been told more accurately that my parents simply told
me before I was even old enough to understand, and then explained in more
detail as I grew and questioned the circumstances.

I've always been very open about the fact that I was adopted. Blessed with
parents that imparted to me the very special nature of being adopted, I was
proud of the fact and had no hesitation in telling anyone who would listen.
After all, I was chosen by a family that most definitely wanted a child.
Someone out there was just waiting for me to be born and come into their
hearts and home. Perhaps in some strange way in my early elementary years of
school I even fabricated some deal of a superiority complex.

Never one to have been faced with the negative aspects of being adopted, I
was quite taken aback in third grade. A schoolmate whose name and face will
be forever emblazoned in my mind was making fun of our school bus driver.
Mrs. MacIntyre was saddled with the unfortunate nickname of Big Mac due to
her RATHER IMMENSE SIZE. This schoolmate was the one child in class you
could always count on to make fun of others, but being that he wasn't
directing his slander towards me, I was apt to laugh along with all the
others, cruel children that we were. Suddenly and without warning, he turned
his attentions towards me. "Hey, Ashley, you were adopted. I bet your real
mom is Big Mac!" I was unable to respond, and the tears were rapidly filling
my eyes as the other students on the bus joined in his laughter. Crying was
a sin worse than murder, and I was committing a big one. My unfortunate lot
was to be one of the last to depart the bus in the afternoon, and I sniffled
my way through by ignoring my fellow bus riders for at least thirty minutes
more before I saw my stop through the front windows of the bus.

Unable to look at the other students as I gathered my lunch box, I made my
way to the front of the bus. Mrs. MacIntyre stopped me on my way down the
steep steps. "Honey, it's all right. I'm not your mother, but I'd be proud
if I were." With that, she gestured with her head for me to continue on and
the bus doors shooshed to a close behind me.

From that day on, I looked at women differently, searching for similar eyes
or a laugh that sounded like mine. I wondered if I had passed her on the
street, and hoped that women that didn't appeal to me were in no way
related.

I passed Mrs. MacIntyre on the street ten years later. I remembered her
immediately, but hesitated to speak to her, feeling that she would never
remember me. She did, and smiled at me with eyes nothing like mine. We
talked for quite some time, and I learned that she had in fact put a child
up for adoption some thirty years before. She cried at the thought that her
daughter may have been put through the same teasing that I suffered. I was
pleased to comfort her this time, much in the way that she had comforted me
so many years ago. "I'm not your daughter, Mrs. MacIntyre, but I'd be proud
if I were."

nimue

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Jul 22, 2003, 12:12:46 AM7/22/03
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mike wrote:
> nimue wrote:
>
>> Even if you were married -- and you're not -- there is no way
>> someone as mean and immature as you could have wonderful children.
>
> Sure there is. Its called "responsability and reality".

Um -- you mean a cruel, nasty man can raise two wonderful children by --
what? You make no sense.

> You would be amazed how much of your reality is your own
> respsonsibility.

In your reality overweight women are less than human and deserve abuse. You
created that for yourself -- I certainly don't believe it.


>
> Especially when it come to your health.
>
> But then you must think anyone 5' 7" and 250 is OK.

No. I think good people who are kind and honest are ok -- and if they
happen to be 5'7" and 250, or whatever, that is ok with me.


>
>>> Believe that you don't have a problem.
>>>
>>>> You have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy.
>>>
>>> Like you know any.
>>
>> I teach high school. You are not as mature as my 13 year old
>> freshmen.
>
> Ahhhhhhhhh....the Teacher! Certainly, the vison of Mrs. Crabtree from
> the Little Rascals does NOT come to mind.
>
>>>> I don't believe you are married, ....
>>>
>>> You already brayed this comment out to the world.
>>>
>>>> ...and I am not even sure you are an adult.
>>>
>>> I can say the same thing.
>>
>> You don't think you are adult, either? Well, I can understand why.
>>>
>>> Are you sure you are not some 200 lb thirteen year old whose momma
>>> had no self esteem, willpower or common sense while she was stuffing
>>> your face with crap all these years?
>>
>> Google me and find out.
>
> Lame attempt at evading the question.
>
> Notice how I right I was at the "thirteen" remark, as you unconciously
> used the same frame of reference after I did.

I have no idea what you mean. Oh! Do you mean that I said you weren't as
mature as my 13 year old freshmen? Well, that was after I guessed you were
about 12, and you said I didn't know any 12 year olds. This was LONG before
you guessed I was 13. Anyway, I don't know a whole lot of 12 year olds,
because there aren't any at high school. There are 13 year olds -- hence my
remark. Look -- google me and you will find out I am 35.


>
>>>>> And you two beefalos?
>>>>>
>>>>> We know one of you has problems keeping a man in the house.
>>>>
>>>> We? Who is "we," Mike? I don't think that's a pronoun you use a
>>>> lot in your lonely life.
>>>
>>> Uhhhmmmm, "nimue", you DO know "Kristy"....right?
>>> You DID refer to her by name.
>>> Another Ice Cream indued sugar rush caused a brain freeze?
>>> Or was it a diabetic shock?
>>
>> So, you are trying to tell me that when you said, "We know one of
>> you has problems keeping a man in the house," that "we" referred to
>> you and Kristy? You think you and Kristy think alike? You're sure
>> you didn't mean to include Kristy as "one of you" and me as the
>> other part of "one of you"?

And you didn't respond to this because...you couldn't!


>>>
>>>>> Tell us YOUR sob story. It a glandular problem with you, right?
>>>>
>>>> I really shouldn't dignify any of this with an answer --
>>>
>>> Yes!
>
>
>
> Saddam has hundreds of Statues of Massive Construction.
> We have found them.
> -G.W. Bush
> (often misquoted by the liberal news)
>
>
> http://minime.de/bush/
> http://www.911pi.com/
> http://www.warprofiteers.com/
> http://www.mindprod.com/bush911.html
> http://www.rise4news.net/Saddam-CIA.html

--

kat

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Jul 22, 2003, 8:28:58 AM7/22/03
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mike <ga...@nyc.rr.com> wrote in message news:<3F1C88DF...@nyc.rr.com>...
> Kristy wrote:

> > He sure does have a frighteningly large amount of info on the sexual organs
> > of cows!
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! LOOK!!! Look who has the NERVE to use the
> phrase "frighteningly large" in a sentence!!!! BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
>
> MOOOOOOOOOOOVE OVER!!!!!
>

Sweetheart, just because someone dares to disagree with you doesn't
mean they are fat.

bwaha.

Kat

nimue

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Jul 22, 2003, 5:13:29 PM7/22/03
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Loooooooooong John wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 22:16:34 GMT, "nimue" <cup_o...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Loooong John wrote:
>>> On 21 Jul 2003 04:50:11 -0700, kat3...@hotmail.com (kat) wrote:
>>>
>>>> "nimue" <cup_o...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:<UsiSa.2916$852....@twister.nyc.rr.com>...
>>>>
>>>>> mike wrote:
>>>>>> Racine wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>> Mmost American wives blimp up after the first kid so they can
>>>>>> look like all the other beefalos at the playground! Come on! We
>>>>>> ALL see it, the dad is 160 and his beefalo is 240.
>>>>>
>>>>> I can just tell -- you love women, don't you?
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> Obviously he can't get any.
>>>
>>> If it's all like "yours" who would want any...small cattle have
>>> tighter cunts.
>>>
>>>> Kat
>>
>> Ah -- you have sex with livestock? I think that's illegal -- but
>> if you explain to the cops that that was all you could get, they
>> might be sympathetic.
>
>
> Why certainly, dear! The only disadvantage they have over fat cows
> like you is that you have to stop fucking and run around to the front
> to kiss them.
>
> Obviously, you can't get any.

I can't get any cows? I don't want any cows!

nimue

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Jul 23, 2003, 12:18:41 AM7/23/03
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Looooooooooooooooog John wrote:
> The point that you ARE a cow has been established.

And for proof you offer?

>What you "can't
> get", Daisy, is any fucking.

1. The truth is that pretty much any female can get sex from a man. It's
darn easy. It is, however, much more difficult for men, even very
attractive ones, to find females willing to just have sex with them. That's
just how it is. 2. Put your punctuation inside your quotation marks,
please -- unless you are English. 3. Now, I am through with this
ridiculous thread. You are a very pathetic individual.

--
nimue

"There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus
after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed... and also
smoking." Principal Snyder

"It enrages me to be told I have a temper."
Rose

Yay for Harmony!!!!!!!!


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