What happens when you are a porn star hooker transvestite,
alleged meth addict when you don’t get your way? Bomb squads and
folly in NYC…
Yesterday we got wind of the fact that our friend Allan D Hasty
(incorrectly spelled as Allen Hasty in every article that was
written on this fiasco) was arrested for drug possession and
paraphernalia. In fact despite media sources cited below he was
arrested for possession of presumed gun and live grenade. Our
immediate reaction was one of disbelief and curiosity. After all
we’ve always known that Allan D Hasty has a predilection for the
dark side (witness his artwork and our article on him) but
stiffing tranny hoookers, grenades, guns and drugs?
So we did what every normal friend/blogger does- which is get on
the phone and call him.
Thinking he’d still be locked in the can we were surprised when
he picked up and began to describe the mischief in detail.
According to Allan D Hasty, he was extorted by Mr/Ms(?) Kayla
Coxx- and he ain’t too happy with the ‘bitch.’ But who would be?
The series of events as they unfolded–
1/Artist is looking for new model for upcoming project. Artist
decides to call model (courtesy of friend who passes on number)
to arrange for a time to drop by to meet. He has no idea that
she is coincidentally a porn star.
2/ Model- aka Kayla Coxx, agrees to drop by later that evening.
A series of phone tags ensue before she finally drops by.
3/ Model enters artist apartment/work space with her limo driver
boyfriend.
4/ Artist notices that model is not who he thinks he is or was
particularly looking for.
5/ Artist nonchalantly announces to Kayla Coxx that s/he is a
man.
6/ Kayla Coxx nonchalantly acknowledges said artist’s
observation and continues exchanging pleasantries.
7/ Tranny hooker notices what appears to be silver gun in the
drawer.
8/ Artist explains it’s part of his ongoing series of art work.
That it’s a theatrical prop.
9/ Tranny hooker then asks artist if he could score meth for her
and her boyfriend.
10/ Artist responds he has no idea where such contraband can be
found.
11/ Small talk continues.
12/ Tranny hooker also notices hand grenade.
13/ Artist explains that this is also inert. Tranny/hooker now
acknowledges that said grenade is inert and continues to
nonchalantly pursue conversation with said artist as he
continues shoing her/him his artwork.
14/ Tranny hooker now decides that artist must pay her/him for
his/her time.
15/ Artist looks at tranny/hooker bewildered. Asks tranny hooker
and boyfriend to leave.
16/Tranny hooker demands artist pay $2000 or she will call the
cops and tell them about his ‘live’ grenade and gun.
17/ Artist insists that the grenade and gun are inert and are
used for his work.
18/ Artist emphatically insists he does not have $2000
19/ Tranny/hooker decides to go down to $1200
20/ Artist continues to emphatically insist he has no money
(from personal history I can vehemently vouch for this) and that
they have to leave, and to stop wasting his time.
21/ Tranny/hooker threatens to calls 911 and tell police that
the grenade and gun are real. Calls, then hangs up.
22/ Artist once again asks tranny hooker and boyfriend to stop
wasting his time and leave.
23/ Tranny hooker and limo driving boyfriend now decide to leave.
24/ Artist goes to sleep.
25/ 5 hours passes and artist is suddenly woken up by the visage
of 5 guns in his face and the NY police department telling him
not to make a single move.
26/ Downstairs the NY Police department has evacuated the whole
building and sent in the bomb squad.
27/ NY Police department begin to tear up house looking for
proof of terrorism activity.
28/ Artist is hauled off to local precinct before shipped to the
tombs. Not before noticing ‘someone’ has stolen his wallet and
coat.
29/ Gothamist, NY Post and Gawker begin peddling story about
extremist artist and how he stiffed porn/tranny escort.
30/ Court appointed attorney issued.
31/ Artist spends the next 30 hours explaining he is an artist
and in fact he uses inert grenades and guns as props from time
to time.
32/ Cops also bring up the 2800 empty glassine bags they found
during search
33/ Artist is vindicated after police google search artist. See
here- this review
34/ Artist is released. He is cited for a violation for the
saline bags, which is akin to getting a ticket for spitting on
the sidewalk, not even a misdemeanor.
35/Artist returns home to find his whole house in ruins-
courtesy of the NY Police department.
36/ Kayla Coxx (aka tranny/hooker) reads this article and has a
shit fit?
https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/01/extortionist-meth-head-
tranny-porn-star-sets-up-her-client/
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