Cool "Sgt. Rock" Quotes....
- OFR -
>
> Although this has been posted once before there are still some who have never
> seen it.
>
> Subject: Re: Rocko's Modern Life
> Date: 08/24/2000
> Author: Creideiki <crei...@cfl.rr.com>
>
> For future reference, links to the web cams and a photo
> that Rock says is an aid to identification and a testiment
> to his character:
>
>
> http://users4.50megs.com/modernlife/
>
Cool "Sgt. Rock" Quotes....
"Rock is my real name. You want me? Lets go."
"I'd enjoy giving you a sample of my wrath fat boy!"
"Bring it on maggot."
"May Santa bring you pukes a backbone. You need one.
Seasons beatings"
"I'll be the overdeveloped 6-6 guy with the crew cut"
"I knew you would run & hide. I'm here waiting punk."
"I'd love to cross paths with you."
"Yeah? You won't be laughing at my FIST!"
"Shut up punk! <slap>"
"I know a few broken ribs might change your attitude."
"I'll fix your fingers so you never type again."
"You need some busted up ribs bad!! Perhaps some broken fingers."
"You get in my neighborhood & I'll see you find out the hard way."
"Do you need to be smacked around to get it through your head?"
"You need to have the snot knocked out of you."
"Yeah? I grab you by the hair & ram your forehead agaist my badge so
hard it will leave my badge number imprinted right below the hair
line. Then ya can remember me."
"I could choke the dog shit out of you & throw your sorry ass in
jail after you broke the law & resisted arrest. Perhaps a baton
solo on your head."
"Well c'mon dude, let's gun fight. I'm calling you out. You want me?"
"You will all be destroyed!"
"I'd have no problem using your face as a mop."
> Debbie
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dc...@cheetah.net
Great list! And compared to some
or quotes, you're a panty waist.
What is your favorite?
DCI
ju...@my-deja.com
Hey Sgt. Rock is that picture really you? I Love that site! Cool..Hey why did
you post what you said about me and my case with IAD? Or is that on Butts and
cpk197 sites?
Sent via Deja.com
http://www.deja.com/
Pagan
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One he forgot, the "Bone crushing wrist lock." Awesome!
Pagan
dciF...@cheetah.net
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Cool "Sgt. Rock" Quotes....
1, "Rock is my real name. You want me? Lets go."
2, "I'd enjoy giving you a sample of my wrath, fat boy!"
3, "Bring it on maggot."
4, "May Santa bring you pukes a backbone. You need one.
Seasons beatings"
5, "I'll be the overdeveloped 6-6 guy with the crew cut"
6, "I knew you would run & hide. I'm here waiting punk."
7, "I'd love to cross paths with you."
8, "Yeah? You won't be laughing at my FIST!"
9, "Shut up punk! <slap>"
10, "I know a few broken ribs might change your attitude."
11, "I'll fix your fingers so you never type again."
12, "You need some busted up ribs bad!! Perhaps some broken fingers."
13, "You get in my neighborhood & I'll see you find out the hard way."
14, "Do you need to be smacked around to get it through your head?"
15, "You need to have the snot knocked out of you."
16, "Yeah? I grab you by the hair & ram your forehead against my badge so
hard it will leave my badge number imprinted right below the hair
line. Then ya can remember me."
17, "I could choke the dog shit out of you & throw your sorry ass in
jail after you broke the law & resisted arrest. Perhaps a baton
solo on your head."
18, "Well c'mon dude, let's gun fight. I'm calling you out. You want me?"
18, "You will all be destroyed!"
19, "I'd have no problem using your face as a mop."
And don't forget the most popular of all Sgt Rock quotes:
"I'll give you one of my bone crushing wrist locks."
ju...@my-deja.com
Ouch!!! That must hurt!! I do miss the Sgt....@NoMaggots.com LOL that is a
classic!! And the long walk off a short pier!! Oh those were the days! I
always sent his blood pressure up with my posts. :( He would hit the roof!
Pagan
Pagan
<dciF...@cheetah.net> wrote in message
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dc...@cheetah.net
>I'm waiting for the T Shirts!
>
>Pagan
Damn! now there's an idea truly
ahead of its time.
DCI
Sergeant Rock
the head".
hc23hc
> ahead of its time.
>
> DCI
Now there's something you truly never had in your life, old bodger.
.
.
.
dc...@cheetah.net
>
>Now there's something you truly never had in your life, old bodger.
>
And for you to print on your
panties:
"That old harlot hc23hc was being stoned in the public forum for her
countless hate crimes. Jesus interceded, saying unto his beloved son
Compson, "why doest thou join the mob to stone this whore? Art thou without
sin? Hast thou not trolled, castigating this, the least of my children?
Troll not, for behold, you too may be trolled! Canst thou not see that in
my Father's kingdom, ye both are as brother and sister?" "Gag me," sayeth
Compson unto The Lord. "Son, put down thy weapon and forgive the Slut of
Babylon. The enemy is within her, she knoweth not what she pretendeth to
know, her batteries are without life. Be not like this wretched wench."
Seeing Brother Jesus' compassion for her fateful plight, hc23hc said unto
The Lord, "I don't need your Shylock schlock, rectophile!" "What the hell?"
asketh He. "Gentle daughter, I would loosen thy bonds and set thee free.
Hate not my Jewishness by stealth. Go forth, and for Christ's sake, stop
sinning." Hissed hc23hc, "Get your hands off me, VCT Zionist hippie! You'll
'save' me at your own mortal peril." "Fine, be that way" forgave Our
Savior, who did then tend to His flock, leaving the unbeautiful serpent to
her pit of lies and diseases of the mind. Brother Compson retreated into
the light, seeking redemption in charitable deeds. hc23hc spat at God's
world unto omega. Amen."
Sergeant Rock
(Sergeant Rock) wrote:
Cool Paul Garrow "OFR" quote toward cops. "Vote with a bullet, aim
for the head".
Pagan
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That's a lot to fit on one pair of underwear.
You might have to put it on some granny panties.
Pagan
ju...@my-deja.com
Wow..that is great! I remember half of them..LOL Was that a picture of Rock
on that site?
dciF...@cheetah.net
><dc...@cheetah.net> wrote in message
>news:pl5k6toe6s36u7dkc...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 20 Jan 2001 14:11:06 -0800, hc23hc <hc2...@artlink.ne> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >
>> >Now there's something you truly never had in your life, old bodger.
>> >
>>
>> And for you to print on your
>> panties:
>>
>> "That old harlot hc23hc was being stoned in the public forum for her
>> countless hate crimes. Jesus interceded, saying unto his beloved son
>> Compson, "why doest thou join the mob to stone this whore? Art thou
CLIPPED
>> 'save' me at your own mortal peril." "Fine, be that way" forgave Our
>> Savior, who did then tend to His flock, leaving the unbeautiful serpent to
>> her pit of lies and diseases of the mind. Brother Compson retreated into
>> the light, seeking redemption in charitable deeds. hc23hc spat at God's
>> world unto omega. Amen."
>
>That's a lot to fit on one pair of underwear.
>
>You might have to put it on some granny panties.
>
>Pagan
>
So what do you think she wearing
on her frequent dates with dotdot?
DCI
hc23hc
>
> hc23hc <hc2...@artlink.ne> wrote:
>
> >
> >Now there's something you truly never had in your life, old bodger.
> >
>
> And for you to print on your
> panties:
Like I said, not an original thought in your entire wasted life.
.
.
.
tilltee182
Sergeant Rock wrote:
Don't be concerned rock, I know what you mean, people put cop killer
into their posts and then they are offended or threatened by comments
such as 'mop the floor with you head' or bitch slap, ect.
We all should generally know what a real and credible threat is.
dc...@cheetah.net
>
>
>Like I said, not an original thought in your entire wasted life.
Originality and truth put
into one very succinct
message about you:
On Fri, 15 Sep 2000 11:09:46 -0400, <compson@N-o_S-p-a-m-cotse.com> wrote:
>That old harlot hc23hc was being stoned in the public forum for her countless
>hate crimes. Jesus interceeded, saying unto his beloved son Compson, "why doest
>thou join the mob to stone this whore? Art thou without sin? Hast thou not
>trolled, castigating this, the least of my children? Troll not, for behold, you
>too may be trolled! Canst thou not see that in my Father's kingdom, ye both are
>as brother and sister?" "Gag me," saith Compson unto The Lord. "Son, put down
dotdot
dci/_@cheetah.net wrote:
>
> On Sun, 21 Jan 2001 11:31:18 -0800, hc23hc <hc2...@artlink.ne> wrote:
> >
> >
> >Like I said, not an original thought in your entire wasted life.
>
> Originality and truth put
> into one very succinct
> message about you:
>
>
That old hair lip, dci, was stoned in the public forum, again, and lay
counting his record of hate crimes, by himself and others, excused due
to his senility. Jafo interceded, saying unto his beloved sodomite
companion,
"Why doest thou join the mob and get stoned, you old whore? Art thou
without kin? Hast thou not trolled, castigating your betters, while
acting like one of my children? Troll not, for behold, you too may be
trolled! Canst thou not see that in my kingdom, ChetaNet, we both are as
brother and sister (on alternating weekends, of course)?"
"Gag me," sayeth dci unto Jafo.
"Soon enough, anchient one, put down thy kickstand on thy wheelchair and
I'll give you the gag of your life. The enema bag is ready too, and
remember that it isn't for your mouth this time, though it surely is
difficult to tell the difference between the orafaces. Be not like a
wretched wench. It's my day for that."
Seeing Jafo's compulsion for her fateful plight, dci said unto
him,
"I don't need you, you Shylock, schlock rectophile!"
"What the hell?"asketh Jafo.
"Gentle daughter, I would loosen thy bonds and set thee free.
Hate not my cowerdlyness by stealth. Go fourth, Perv, Saco and DA are
ahead of you, and for Christ's sake, stop singing."
Hissed dci,
"Get your hands off me, VCT appologist! You'll
'slave' me at your own mortal peril."
"Fine, be that way"
forgave Jafo, who did then tend to his shriveled self as he had become
use to, leaving the unbeautiful serpent to her pit of lies and diseases
of the mind.
Dci retreated into the night, seeking resumption in newsgroups of his
parilous journey, and spat at Jafo's world of omega and men.
--
**********
Impeach Scalia!
Pagan
news:3A6BAFB1...@earthlink.net...
That's the most poetic, creative insult I've seen in a long time.
Pagan
dciF...@cheetah.net
wrote:
>
>
>dci/_@cheetah.net wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 21 Jan 2001 11:31:18 -0800, hc23hc <hc2...@artlink.ne> wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >Like I said, not an original thought in your entire wasted life.
>>
>> Originality and truth put
>> into one very succinct
>> message about you:
>>
>>
>That old hair lip, dci, was stoned in the public forum, again, and lay
>counting his record of hate crimes, by himself and others, excused due
>to his senility. Jafo interceded, saying unto his beloved sodomite
>companion,
Sgt. Rock, you and I will surely
be applying the bone crushing wrist
lock real soon. Watch this one squeal.
He's pathetic.
Sergeant Rock, allow me to introduce
you to one of the most tragic examples
of human potential, ever . We've put this
little fart in a cage for public display.
He moves in like a hyena in heat but is
actually a witless kid who has become
a pseudo tormentor who, due to his
total inadequacy, likes to think of himself
an intellectual but is nothing more
than an intellectual raper. He and OFR
would probably screw each to death if it
weren't for his constant attention to
rectal opportunities.
DCI
hc23hc
>
> "dotdot" <dotdot...@earthlink.net> wrote .
Look out for dci the faux antique to react with geriatric
venom and yet another turgid respam by his fellow forger,
withal that the ancient bodger deserved it. Yea, verily.
.
.
.
Andy Katz
>Look out for dci the faux antique to react with geriatric
>venom and yet another turgid respam by his fellow forger,
>withal that the ancient bodger deserved it. Yea, verily.
You know, HC, if I weren't already married.....;-)
Andy Katz
____________________________________
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Juvenal
a...@interport.net
Andre...@aol.com
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http://www.bastards.org
Dot
Dot
Why, thank you :)
--
**********
Impeach Scalia!
Ken (NY)
>On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 00:03:40 -0800, hc23hc <hc2...@artlink.ne> wrote:
>
>>Look out for dci the faux antique to react with geriatric
>>venom and yet another turgid respam by his fellow forger,
>>withal that the ancient bodger deserved it. Yea, verily.
>
>You know, HC, if I weren't already married.....;-)
>
>Andy Katz
Don't let that stop you, Andy. Go the Clinton-Jackson route,
but be sure to use a condom. Y'know, stained dresses and bastard
children?
Cordially,
Ken (NY)
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Andy Katz
wrote:
> Don't let that stop you, Andy. Go the Clinton-Jackson route,
>but be sure to use a condom.
Well, I suppose that's better than going the Nixon route and beating
the shit out of them ... you know, [blood] stained dresses and
traumatized children?
>Y'know, stained dresses and bastard children?
Hey, some of my best friends are bastards.
Can't speak for their apparel;-)
ju...@my-deja.com
dc...@cheetah.net
>I, the purse-lipped dotdot, was stoned on some bad weed in the public forum,
>again, and lay fondling my record of baiting and mental masturabting
>myself and others. Many rectal examination will be performed by some limp
>wristed dork who is only interested in my abilty to itellectually bend over
>on cue. My oft documented preoccupation with most anything having to do with
>dowel function comes as no surprise to my friends.
>>dci/_@cheetah.net wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> Sgt. Rock, you and I will surely
>> be applying the bone crushing wrist
>> lock real soon. Watch this one squeal.
>> He's pathetic.
>>
>> Sergeant Rock, allow me to introduce
>> you to one of the most tragic examples
>> of human potential, ever . We've put this
>> little fart in a cage for public display.
>> He moves in like a hyena in heat but is
>> actually a witless kid who has become
>> a pseudo tormentor who, due to his
>> total inadequacy, likes to think of himself
>> an intellectual but is nothing more
>> than an intellectual raper. He and OFR
>> would probably screw each to death if it
>> weren't for his constant attention to
>> rectal opportunities.
>>
>
>--
>**********
>Impeach Scalia!
hc23hc
Ha, the dirtiest of hyena.net's dirty old birds forges again !
So much for law and order, you ancient rectal obstruction.
.
.
.
dc...@cheetah.net
>dci/_@cheetah.net forged:
>>
>> >>On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 16:37:14 GMT, Dot <dotdot...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>> >I, the purse-lipped dotdot, was stoned on some bad weed in the public forum,
>> >again, and lay fondling my record of baiting and mental masturabting
>> >myself and others. Many rectal examination will be performed by some limp
>> >wristed dork who is only interested in my abilty to itellectually bend over
>> >on cue. My oft documented preoccupation with most anything having to do with
>> >dowel function comes as no surprise to my friends.
>
>Ha, the dirtiest of hyena.net's dirty old birds forges again !
>
>So much for law and order, you ancient rectal obstruction.
>
Only with you sitting on a mirror.
DCI
Dot
That old hair lip, dci, was stoned in the public forum, again, and lay
>
> >**********
> >Impeach Scalia!
--
**********
Impeach Scalia!
dc...@cheetah.net
>
>That old hair lip, dci, was stoned in the public forum, again, and lay
>counting his record of hate crimes, by himself and others, excused due
>to his senility. Jafo interceded, saying unto his beloved sodomite
>companion, "Why doest thou join the mob and get stoned, you old whore?
>Art thou without kin? Hast thou not trolled, castigating your betters,
>while >acting like one of my children? Troll not, for behold, you too may
>be trolled! Canst thou not see that in my kingdom, ChetaNet, we both are
>as brother and sister (on alternating weekends, of course)?" "Gag me,"
>sayeth dci unto Jafo. "Soon enough, anchient one, put down thy kickstand
>on thy wheelchair and I'll give you the gag of your life. The enema bag
>is ready too, and remember that it isn't for your mouth this time, though
>it surely is difficult to tell the difference between the orafaces. Be not
>like a wretched wench. It's my day for that." Seeing Jafo's compulsion for
>her fateful plight, dci said unto him, "I don't need you, you Shylock,
>schlock rectophile!" "What the hell?"asketh Jafo. "Gentle daughter, I would
>loosen thy bonds and set thee free. Hate not my cowerdlyness by stealth. Go
>fourth, Perv, Saco and DA are ahead of you, and for Christ's sake, stop
>singing." Hissed dci, "Get your hands off me, VCT appologist! You'll 'slave'
>me at your own mortal peril." "Fine, be that way" forgave Jafo, who did then
>tend to his shriveled self as he had become use to, leaving the unbeautiful
>serpent to her pit of lies and diseases of the mind. Dci retreated into the
>night, seeking resumption in newsgroups of his parilous journey, and spat at
>Jafo's world of omega and men.
Dot, you've honored me once again with
your many attributions. Just one small
correction, if you will, I do not hiss,
I wheeze. And on occasion, I whiz a bit
at the urinal; however, you're of little
interest at that point.
Now that you and hc have wed, so to speak,
in an eternal effort to project unto the
others, like Sac, Perv, DA, Jafo, do
know that your efforts are respected much
like the respect given to any worthy
opponent, if not for content, without
worry of negative outcomes. Continue on
while posing a liberal in mind and spirit.
Use caution when assuming superiority of
the physical capabilities to those most
superior to you in all matters sagacious.
Enjoy.
Tiny Human Ferret
>
> On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 00:03:40 -0800, hc23hc <hc2...@artlink.ne> wrote:
>
> >Look out for dci the faux antique to react with geriatric
> >venom and yet another turgid respam by his fellow forger,
> >withal that the ancient bodger deserved it. Yea, verily.
>
> You know, HC, if I weren't already married.....;-)
What, you'd marry her just so you could beat her?
>
> Andy Katz
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