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Jun 9, 2003, 11:52:35 AM6/9/03
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Best chili (cooked) - Jeff Henderson (over Dave Thomas, RIP)
Most comfortable gel insoles - Ferdinand Magizzin
Best car - Joef Hatton
Most creative detour on the way to sectionals - TIE - Joyce Oates and Andy Wade
Best insult involving Oprah and eating something - Alex Louie
Most likely to play in a powderpuff football game - Jason Liu
Best looking in an ill-fitting t-shirt over a winter coat (He's cold) -
Mike Stukel
Eggs Benedict Award - Arjun Venkatesh
Most Underrated Wendy's Challenge Participant - Kinsella
Most calls home to Mom on the car ride to spring break - Glazier (over
Kinsella)
Recipient of our Illinois awe - Bill
Best comeback - Ethan in the o v y game - I've been waiting two years to
see him play
Best driver at night - Tao
Drunkest at Mardi Gras - Joef (over Kinsella)
Award for the introduction of the best ass in maxim's history - Mike Denardis
Best educator of the masses as regards the cankle - John Madden
Best team of people helping idiot drivers out of snow banks - Hendude,
Joef, Wade, Cesa on the way home from Michigan Indoor (over "everyone
except the fratties" on the way home from Arctic Vogue, OVER the two
truck drivers helping Alex in the Marty Mobile)
Best first day, worst second day: Arctic Vogue
Worst first day, best second day: Mardi Gras
Best side kicker at Arby's: Jalapeno Poppers
Most porn-star-ish name: Gay-buh Yospin
Height award: Whit Halgrimson
Best caps performance: Jason Liu's breakthrough round (over Cy beating Chuck)
Ultimate romance of the year: Meriden and Stukel (crap wrong year)
Cheapest drunk: Ace
Most wary of being made fun of for skipping a tournament: Justin Reif

I've got more. Later.


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