You are already under investigation.
And yes, I did graduate from Northwestern - class of '89,
in spite of the lies you've been telling.
Just because they wouldn't let you have a transcript and
wouldn't accomodate your sleazy ass doesn't mean I didn't
go there.
Got any questions related to NU? Professors? Programs?
Facilities? Dorms? Dining halls?
I can answer them. I did go there for four years and
worked there for three, after all.
I have two diplomas from there, too. Unfortunately one
of them may be in the trunk of the car you crashed.
Or both of them.
Still, just because you messed with my social security
number doesn't mean I didn't go there.
Got a test for me?