KARATE! Free intro class

[Angie]

The NU Karate club will be hosting a free introductory karate class on
January 11th, at 7pm, in the blue room of Patten Gym.

Anyone who is, or has ever been, interested in studying martial arts is
invited to come. (Please were loose fitting clothing).

The NU Karate club trains in Shotokan karate, and beginners as well as
people who have trained before are welcome. We have members who range
from beginner to advanced levels, and those who have trained in various
Shotokan organizations (ITKF, ISKF, AAKF, etc.), as well as students who
have trained in other arts. The club is open to students, factulty, and
staff of Northwestern University. (Alumni are welcome to train also, but
are required by the university to purchase a quarterly pass in order to
have access to the gym.)

Shotokan is a traditional Japanese martial art that focuses on mental
preparedness as well as physical skill for times of conflict. For more
information, you can check our web site at:

http://www.studorg.nwu.edu/karate/

or contact Amay Parikh at am...@nwu.edu

We look forward to seeing you there!

Angie Guillozet
NU Karate Club

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Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's a woman's
job to stomp on them, and keep them in the dark, until they mature into
something you'd want to have with dinner.

[Jonathan Michael Hawkins]

In article <lgd450-2112...@mac136.cnadc.nwu.edu>,

Angie <lgd...@nwu.edu> wrote:
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>Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's a woman's
>job to stomp on them, and keep them in the dark, until they mature into
>something you'd want to have with dinner.

Unfortunately, many women are poor vintners and leave the men waiting too
long, and they turn into a bitter vinegar which invariably ends up spicing
up someone else's meal ;)

Muhahahahaha.
--
Jonathan Michael Hawkins {} "If this is a crush, then I don't know
NUMB Altos 1996-???? {} if I could take the real thing if it
OAS, AAS, LLS! {} happens..." -- Kevin Smith, "Chasing Amy"
<mailto:spiritu()nwu.edu>{} <http://charlotte.acns.nwu.edu/spiritu>

[Jan M. Bednarczuk]

In article <lgd450-2112...@mac136.cnadc.nwu.edu>, lgd...@nwu.edu (Angie) wrote:

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>Men are like a fine wine.

...you want to have them with some fava beans?

Jan

[Jonathan Michael Hawkins]

In article <76oehv$h...@news.acns.nwu.edu>,

Jan - FYI: wrong reference. Fava beans are with liver. Women have this
innate sense which leads them to go straight for the heart every time,
pulling it still beating from the guy's chest, then stomping it out with a
derisive laugh and nary a second glance.

Jon

[Jan M. Bednarczuk]

In article <76p1fb$q...@news.acns.nwu.edu>, spi...@nospam.nwu.edu (Jonathan Michael Hawkins) wrote:

>Jan - FYI: wrong reference. Fava beans are with liver. Women have this
>innate sense which leads them to go straight for the heart every time,
>pulling it still beating from the guy's chest, then stomping it out with a
>derisive laugh and nary a second glance.
>
>Jon
>

Thanks, Jon.

I must have missed that day in second grade.

Jan

[Jonathan Michael Hawkins]

In article <76p6lu$t...@news.acns.nwu.edu>,

Jan M. Bednarczuk <book...@nwu.edu> wrote:

Ouch. Ah well, it serves me right, posting on a newsgroup.. ;P