The man who escaped a country on a homemade sea scooter and accidentally invented a water rocket!

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Ross Kemp

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Petrol, prison, and a home made jet. This is the insane story of a man trying to escape his country by sea, and accidentally inventing a new vehicle!‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­‌   ­

Weekend Loading... is my way of kicking off your Friday with a little outdoor joy. No hard sell—just a story, idea, or moment that lifted me up this week, and might do the same for you.

Hello 

 

Happy Friday to you and well done for making it through the week.  You smashed it.  You really looked great out there this week!..

 

Almost as good as the chemical engineer Bernd Böttger.  Who?..  

 

In 1967 Bernd wanted to escape the German Democratic Republic.  He decided his best shot was by sea, so this is what he came up with...

Made using the two-stroke engine from his motorcycle, sealed inside a fibreglass case with a petrol tank on top.  

 

Did it work?

 

...No.  He was caught on the beach and, despite claiming he was was only testing it, was sentenced to three months in prison.

 

However, Bernd's second attempt in 1968 was successful, pulling him 24 nautical miles for five hours across the Baltic sea.  

 

His story was reported in the news and caught the interest of an American manufacturer.  Together, they went onto to develop the first commercial aqua scooter with Bernd, which was launched around 1978.

 

As a kid I remember seeing these early versions knocking around.  They were bulky, heavy, awkward, really noisy, slow, and did I mention you had to fill it up with petrol?  

 

It had a snorkel for the air intake, which meant if you went deeper than a metre you would flood the engine.  Also, don't forget the regular maintenance on that two stroke engine.

 

Fast forward to 2025 and I recently got the chance to try the latest tech - the top of the range sea scooter, Vapor, from Sublue.  

Boy, did it make me realise how far we have come.  Vapor is so small, light, quiet...yet so fast and powerful in the water.  My arms were being pull off, and my cheeks pushed back by the water.  I think you will love this video I made for you...

holding onto a rocket

I wonder what Bernd Böttger would have made of Sublue Vapor.  I think it would have blown his mind how so much power can be contained in something so small, and weighing just 8kgs.

I am also certain that Bernd would have been amazed at the swappable batteries.  He would have definitely bought extra batteries for his escape!!

If you're planning your own escape this summer and would like a rocket of your own to play with in the water - drop me an email here and I will get you the best possible deal on your Sublue Vapor.

 

Have a great weekend!

Ross

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