Mr. Rodman Goes to Singapore

[John Marchioro]

Did you see the clips of the interview Chris Cuomo did with Dennis Rodman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9nTkzfnBAo

Better send Carmen Electra to Singapore..... Rodman clearly needs to
take his mind off North Korea, it is causing severe mental damage by
some kind of osmosis or contamination of the aether or something.....

Poor Chris Cuomo.... It has come to this. Interviewing Dennis Rodman
on international relations.

[Matthew Schlecht]

     Every time you think things couldn't get much more surreal...

     Dennis Rodman, outfitted with a MAGA hat and a Potcoin t-shirt (from his sponsor), in Singapore, making his humble contribution, and doing a live TV meltdown.

     I guess this is the future of diplomacy in this brave new world.  But, all he wants to do is bring sports to North Korea!

     DR, it's important for people who are past their prime to know the road home.

     And Chris, I think you ought to put in for hazard pay.

Matthew Schlecht, PhD
Word Alchemy Translation
Newark, DE, USA
wordalchemytranslation.com

[John Marchioro]

I just had a funny thought.... Remember that deranged sign language
guy who interpreted at Mandela's funeral? Maybe Kim could hire Rodman
as HIS sign language guy..... If Kim were ever toppled as a dictator,
it would ease his transition from potentate to comedy show host in the
US.

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[Matthew Schlecht]

On Tue, Jun 12, 2018 at 12:25 PM, John Marchioro <jkmar...@gmail.com> wrote:

I just had a funny thought.... Remember that deranged sign language
guy who interpreted at Mandela's funeral? Maybe Kim could hire Rodman
as HIS sign language guy.....

     In any case, it seems as though Dennis Rodman definitely needs a safe space.

     What could be safer than North Korea?

 

If Kim were ever toppled as a dictator,
it would ease his transition from potentate to comedy show host in the
US.

     His new buddy could pull some strings and get him a reality TV show.

[John Marchioro]

Ah, a new bromance. I think I am going to cry. Donald and Kimmie.....
Get out your handkerchiefs.

As for DR, instead of safe space, how about a rubber room?

The look on Chris Cuomo's face during that interview was priceless....
You could almost hear his expression screaming: "GO TO COMMERCIAL,
PLEASE!!!!!"

Cuomo has trouble on his hands otherwise, his new evening show just
got stomped in the ratings by MSNBC.... CNN keeps throwing shit at the
wall, and none of it is sticking.

On 6/12/18, Matthew Schlecht <matthew.f...@gmail.com> wrote: