Paris and Ingrid

[John Marchioro]

Just got a spam message that has the subject line "Dating for sex"...
And then you can see the first line of the message without opening it.
"You have received a message from Ingrid".

This creates a moral dilemma. Who am I to deny Ingrid in her hour of
need? But on the other hand, is dating really only for sex? Perhaps it
is unfashionable to say let alone think this, but what about love and
whispering sweet nothings and all that other good stuff, not to
mention finding someone who can cook and clean for free?

I guess I am just a hopeless male chauvinist. All those Ingrids out
there dying for a few hours, nay, a few minutes, with my throbbing
member, and all I can do is impose feudal, patriarchal conditions on
them.

Sigh.

That said, I am going out now to enjoy this beautiful city, my
favorite place in the world. The teaming hordes of horny Ingrids will
have to wait.


JKM
Paris