Peter the Jew
Peter was sweeping the streets of Zion in Zionistya in his new job. Humility. Hard to learn. He’d let go of Christianity. Apostle, founder of the line of popes. Guaranteed to last eternally. The Rock upon which Christ built his church. It failed in the end. Jesus was never really Christ. Eventually that became apparent. Eventually he acknowledged the points of fact in the debate. So he went home to Nazareth, and the sailed off to Zion, applied for his job as a street cleaner, contacted Jesus, head of the cleaning staff, said ‘Hey, bloke. Here we go again. Better get it right this time, shouldn’t we.’
Jesus sent him a letter. ‘The Gospel of Jesus will be our foundation. The ANM have agreed that it is primarily our work, which it is, and the Gospel of Tarcisius is an aid. We will work slowly, start at the foundation for building the church with a bit more attention to detail this time, and NOT make the same mistakes as last time. Let me stress that to you Cephas. We will NOT make the same mistakes as last time.’
So Peter contacted Isaac son of Abraham who ran most of the show in Zion and asked was 14,000 years of commitment to a street sweeping job enough service that he could then return to his church ambitions. Isaac suggested about 35,000 as a minimum, so Peter signed the contract, and began sweeping. He would be busy a while.
The End