Vitser på engelsk

[Thomas Rawe]

Hallo alle sammen!

Her følger nok en vits på engelsk fra den berømte engelsklæreren på
Skarnes videregående skole. Takk til de som har sendt meg
e-post/svar/nye vitser.

A man comes home from work, the wife says, "the bulb in attic went
yesterday and I need to go up there and take out some stuff for a jumble
sale, you'll have to go up and fix it."

"I'm no electrician," said the man.
"Oh, Well, please yourself. Here's your dinner", said the wife.
Next day he comes home, wife says, "I was doing the washing down in the
cellar, I almost fell on the stairs, I could have broken my neck. You'll
have to go down there and fix the stairs", she said.
"What do you take me for? I'm no carpenter", said her husband.

Next day he comes home, wife says, "the water pipe in the bathroom is
blocked up, we can't get any hot water for a bath or a shower. You'll
have to go in there a fix it", she said.
"Look, what do you think I am. I'm no carpenter", he said.

Day after this he came home from work. Wife says, "darling, you know all
those jobs I asked you to do? Well, I got this man in from the council
to do all of the jobs for us"

Her husband replied, "Well I bet that was a bit expensive". He was a bit
of a miser you see, he didn't like using money.

"Oh, no. He was very reasonable. He said that he would do all the work
for me if I baked him a cake, or if I went to bed and slept with him."

"Well, what kind of a cake did you bake for him then?" he asked.

"Well I'm no baker", was her reply.

[Christopher Pharo Glaeserud]

>Next day he comes home, wife says, "the water pipe in the bathroom is
>blocked up, we can't get any hot water for a bath or a shower. You'll
>have to go in there a fix it", she said.
>"Look, what do you think I am. I'm no carpenter", he said.

Snekker? Hva med rørmaker istedet?

bare for å pirke... :)

ObVits:

Observert tysk bilskilt: HB-YEA 34

Christopher Pharo Glaeserud
Maarvegen 22
2830 RAUFOSS
Norway
+47 61 19 26 24
dof...@applause.no
http://www.applause.no/~doffers/

[Tor-Einar Jarnbjo]

On 22-Nov-97 10:30:26, Christopher Pharo Glaeserud wrote in no.vitser:

>ObVits:

>Observert tysk bilskilt: HB-YEA 34

Nope. Det er aldri mer enn to bokstaver etter "-"-en på tyske bil-
skilt. Bortsett fra det, skjønte jeg ikke vitsen. Kunne du forklare
hva som var morsomt.

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Tor-Einar Jarnbjo
bj...@cs.tu-berlin.de
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