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[John Hilt]

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
"I have a confession to make, I'm not really a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "I know, but I've only been with one other guy.

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with him."

"But I am in love with you, and I want you to make love to me" the
wife whispers seductively into her husbands ear. He meets her passion
and desire and they proceed to have incredible sex. When they are
done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm really
hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts
down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When
they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still
hungry so I was going to call room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger still wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Mr. Tiger Woods do now?" he asks with an edge to
his voice. "He'd come back to bed and do it again." She says throwing
back the covers.

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to the bed, and makes love
one more time. When they finish he's absolutely exhausted. He drags
himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service again?"
"Hell no! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn
hole!"

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