The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a
question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the
mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped
his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves
out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like
a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big
money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running ..."
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